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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly...

By *ools and the brain OP Couple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well actually it wasn't an old woman it was me..just.

Sitting in garden enjoying a cold beer took a swig without looking bloody great bug in it gagged and spat it up bloody thing only went and flew off.

Fucker that's my beer get your own!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ewww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coulda been worse. Wasps.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or a bee

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

You are buying terrible beer if even the bugs spit it out.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I wish I'd caught it and fed it to the huge spider that lives in the corner of the garden.

#shelob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bahahahaha I'm certain we've swallowed creatures unbeknownst to us many times...take for instance a big head of cabbage... home to many a tiny slug

it's just added protein

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Last year I was gobbling my allotment raspberries from the bush. Yuck, one had a stink bug on it. It emits a pungent aroma to prevent being eaten. I could taste it all day!

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By *namCarasCouple over a year ago

dundee

stink bug?….. is there such a thing ??

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I remember a few years ago eating an apple whilst reading, didn't take any notice till halfway through the apple when I looked there was half a maggot wiggling around inside it.

Needless to say I always check now.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

"stink bug?….. is there such a thing ??"

Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentatomidae

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