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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

....right now?

While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving.

I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles.

Over to y'all....

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You. "

I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"You. "

Smooth

Haha

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You.

I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star "

You get to stick it wherever you like

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Work but I’m multi tasking

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You.

Smooth

Haha"

He's seen this thread before....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You.

I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star

You get to stick it wherever you like "

I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You.

Smooth

Haha

He's seen this thread before.... "

Hang on, I am smooth though. I was the first to say it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Work but I’m wanking "

NORA!!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You.

I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star

You get to stick it wherever you like

I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment "

I meant the gold star but I’ll go with your train of thought instead

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You.

Smooth

Haha

He's seen this thread before....

Hang on, I am smooth though. I was the first to say it. "

You're the only one who ever does

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

"

Haha brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself.

What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here

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By *bostCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

"

. Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You.

I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star

You get to stick it wherever you like

I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment

I meant the gold star but I’ll go with your train of thought instead "

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By *rettytiedupWoman  over a year ago

Rhyl

I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself.

What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here "

You have dick?!

Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. "

Otherwise known as flipping melting?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

. Cheeky!"

It's a good thing you love me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge. "

Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should be working but instead I am wanking!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I am wanking! "

I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something....

Also..... hello

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"....right now?

While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving.

I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles.

Over to y'all.... "

Laying new paving slabs in the garden.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About

I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself.

What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here

You have dick?!

Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind."

I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but instead I am wanking!

I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something....

Also..... hello "

Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx

No I am in the financial services xx

Hello back beauts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving.

I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles.

Over to y'all....

Laying new paving slabs in the garden."

Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating "

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach

I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself.

What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here

You have dick?!

Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind.

I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own "

And mine?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself.

What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here

You have dick?!

Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind.

I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own "

Me too. But his. Not his.

His would do though. And his would

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent "

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I am wanking!

I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something....

Also..... hello

Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx

No I am in the financial services xx

Hello back beauts "

I'd definitely shop daily....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Working...but hey I can perv too at the same time & catch the rays

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Decorating but it's too hot and the cheap white paint I bought for the ceiling is unsurprisingly shit

Why does paint cost so much? Spent nearly £100 on it this week!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but instead I am wanking!

I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something....

Also..... hello

Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx

No I am in the financial services xx

Hello back beauts

I'd definitely shop daily.... "

That would be ace! Xxx shame I am outside your age range xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty "

*gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there!

I was coming to lick you clean.... but

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar."

Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty

*gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there!

I was coming to lick you clean.... but "

Well we will just need to get me sweaty again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right "

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working...but hey I can perv too at the same time & catch the rays"

I really need to get into your business

In a not as pervy as it sounded way

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By *ittleAcornMan  over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar.

Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure?

"

Probably, they know me quite well!

;-)

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot "

Let me get the hose pipe out then.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Decorating but it's too hot and the cheap white paint I bought for the ceiling is unsurprisingly shit

Why does paint cost so much? Spent nearly £100 on it this week! "

Bejeezus! I have an idea.

Stick wrapping paper on the ceiling instead! Cheap and can be all Christmassy if you want!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doing paperwork, lots of paperwork. Instead I've been watching porn and I'm now chilling in the garden with my feet in a paddling pool.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!!"

Assume the position Saff

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By *ucklingsCouple  over a year ago

Rugby

Working

Don’t tell the boss

Mrs D

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat."

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Shit loads of stuff but to be honest I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Working….well am in training…the joys of no cameras

I’m bored and damn hot

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!!

Assume the position Saff "

Ah bugger I’ve missed that!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I am wanking!

I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something....

Also..... hello

Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx

No I am in the financial services xx

Hello back beauts

I'd definitely shop daily....

That would be ace! Xxx shame I am outside your age range xx "

Darn....

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty

*gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there!

I was coming to lick you clean.... but

Well we will just need to get me sweaty again "

I have an idea of how....

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Not a lot fabbing sat in front of fan

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar.

Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure?

Probably, they know me quite well!

;-)"

Most people I know would be like that...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

Let me get the hose pipe out then. "

Just the hose pipe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing paperwork, lots of paperwork. Instead I've been watching porn and I'm now chilling in the garden with my feet in a paddling pool."

Paperwork is more of a rainy day activity.... porn is for life

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Don’t tell the boss

Mrs D "

I'll keep your secret safe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shit loads of stuff but to be honest I can't be arsed"

I feel like we don't see enough of your arse....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should be saving the world from immediate damger… but I can’t stay away from the boobs & bums

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

Let me get the hose pipe out then.

Just the hose pipe? "

Depends what else you want digging out of the shed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working….well am in training…the joys of no cameras

I’m bored and damn hot "

Minx honey... you're always damn hot

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job.

I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!!

Assume the position Saff

Ah bugger I’ve missed that! "

So have I

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By *rettytiedupWoman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge.

Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler"

Yea my breathing isn't too clever today so that's my excuse

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London

Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"....right now?

While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving.

I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles.

Over to y'all....

Laying new paving slabs in the garden.

Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work? "

Lol jools is alive and well all good there although I doubt I would be if I tried doing paving in this heat.

Don't worry I'm not about to bury her under the patio

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By *dul147Man  over a year ago

Whitehaven

I'm hard at work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad."

It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more.

(That's my childcare advice. You're welcome)

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By *bostCouple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden.

Otherwise known as flipping melting? "

Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not a lot fabbing sat in front of fan "

I could do with a fan.... to bring me drinks and worship me!

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

Lay on my bunk in the truck while being unloaded perving on all the pics in here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be saving the world from immediate damger… but I can’t stay away from the boobs & bums "

Screw the world! The boobs and bums are more important!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

Let me get the hose pipe out then.

Just the hose pipe?

Depends what else you want digging out of the shed"

That's quite the euphemism.....

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad.

It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more.

(That's my childcare advice. You're welcome) "

That a why it's a bbq no kitchen involved.

It's too late for that, you already know he's outgrown me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job.

I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life."

Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job?

If it's the latter.... you should just perve....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Working….well am in training…the joys of no cameras

I’m bored and damn hot "

Damn hot indeed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge.

Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler

Yea my breathing isn't too clever today so that's my excuse "

That's an actual reason.

"I don't wanna" is also a valid reason

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. "

It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham

I should be cleaning the muck off the kitchen floor (whilst waiting for my Small to decide to get out of the bath) - but I'm tfh to do anything

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair!

Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving.

I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles.

Over to y'all....

Laying new paving slabs in the garden.

Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work?

Lol jools is alive and well all good there although I doubt I would be if I tried doing paving in this heat.

Don't worry I'm not about to bury her under the patio "

I'm feeling reassured.....

And yes. Too hot for patio laying!

Laying the Mrs ON the patio though.....

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job.

I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life.

Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job?

If it's the latter.... you should just perve...."

Nothing to do with my job at all, so happy days. I'll sign off any old shit, makes no difference to me.

Obviously I wouldn't sign off any old shit because I take my responsibilities very seriously and all that malarkey, but it is a total waste of my time so I may as well make the most of it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm hard at work "

Ooooh..... men should always be hard

Crap. Hard at work I meant.

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

Let me get the hose pipe out then.

Just the hose pipe?

Depends what else you want digging out of the shed

That's quite the euphemism..... "

Would the paddling pool be of use? I've got the pump in one hand ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )"

Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden.

Otherwise known as flipping melting?

Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube. "

I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time.....

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm hard at work

Ooooh..... men should always be hard

Crap. Hard at work I meant. "

That's me out then

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lay on my bunk in the truck while being unloaded perving on all the pics in here"

Someone is unloading you and you're perving in here?!

Don't they mind?

My comedy genius knows no bounds

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad.

It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more.

(That's my childcare advice. You're welcome)

That a why it's a bbq no kitchen involved.

It's too late for that, you already know he's outgrown me "

See.... you needed my advice years ago!

Teach him to bbq....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable"

A pizza?

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London


"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead.

It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? "

Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cleaning the muck off the kitchen floor (whilst waiting for my Small to decide to get out of the bath) - but I'm tfh to do anything "

There will be more muck at some point. Save it up and do it all at once!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair!

Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine? "

Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect

Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job.

I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life.

Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job?

If it's the latter.... you should just perve....

Nothing to do with my job at all, so happy days. I'll sign off any old shit, makes no difference to me.

Obviously I wouldn't sign off any old shit because I take my responsibilities very seriously and all that malarkey, but it is a total waste of my time so I may as well make the most of it! "

Absofuckinglutely you should lovely!!

And responsibility.... blah blah lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating

I enjoy a nice day out on the water.....

Oh..... hang on..... you meant.....

I'm just so innocent

Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right

Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot

Let me get the hose pipe out then.

Just the hose pipe?

Depends what else you want digging out of the shed

That's quite the euphemism.....

Would the paddling pool be of use? I've got the pump in one hand ready "

Oooooh it would..... keep us cool

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )

Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead."

That's a genius idea

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair!

Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine?

Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect

Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory "

Aww you are a cutie! Can I give you a big cuddle please?

ooooo that sounds exciting! Congrats on getting booked, yay!! You'll have to give an update on how they turn out, it sounds super cool!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm hard at work

Ooooh..... men should always be hard

Crap. Hard at work I meant.

That's me out then "

You're always hard at work or not

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By *bostCouple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden.

Otherwise known as flipping melting?

Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube.

I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time..... "

I give him an hour tops and he’ll be home complaining about the heat.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden....."

Erm...... you could offer to cream me.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza? "

No she much more edible.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead.

It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you?

Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind. "

What a coincidence..... so am I

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Solicitor paperwork.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden.....

Erm...... you could offer to cream me..... "

Single or double.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working."

At least you still get to perve....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair!

Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine?

Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect

Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory

Aww you are a cutie! Can I give you a big cuddle please?

ooooo that sounds exciting! Congrats on getting booked, yay!! You'll have to give an update on how they turn out, it sounds super cool! "

I'll always take a cuddle from you beautiful xx

And shall do.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden.

Otherwise known as flipping melting?

Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube.

I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time.....

I give him an hour tops and he’ll be home complaining about the heat. "

An hour?! He is definitely a crazy person......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

"

Smooth talker

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London


"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead.

It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you?

Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind.

What a coincidence..... so am I "

Well in that case, my lap awaits…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Solicitor paperwork. "

Ugh. Can you do it in a paddling pool?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden.....

Erm...... you could offer to cream me.....

Single or double..... "

I was thinking sun.....

But I'll take two if you're offering a double

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x "

Oooofftt..... promises promises....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead.

It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you?

Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind.

What a coincidence..... so am I

Well in that case, my lap awaits… "

I'm on my way.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker "

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Working and having a sneaky perve

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country "

Will there be pizza.....?

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Working and having a sneaky perve "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )

Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead.

That's a genius idea "

See! I have all the attributes for the role!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working and having a sneaky perve "

There she is....

Where's the drool emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x

Oooofftt..... promises promises.... "

If you know you know

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )

Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead.

That's a genius idea

See! I have all the attributes for the role!"

You, sir, have many, many fine attributes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x

Oooofftt..... promises promises....

If you know you know "

Oh I know

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Masturbating

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight."

Oh goodness! I know what you mean!

You need a fan. Or an igloo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....? "

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Suppose I best get on with it.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Putting my feet up as I finish work at 2pm

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Masturbating over Posh "

Good man

I feel I need proof

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working.

At least you still get to perve...."

Not really, I'm just peeking in during brief enforced breaks while my internet falls over and I can't access the office network. Plus it's too hot to even think about window-shopping.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs"

Oooooh.....

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By *ich_ChesterMan  over a year ago

Chester

Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Suppose I best get on with it."

Cook those sausages PP

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Putting my feet up as I finish work at 2pm "

Woo hoo! Get your perve on woman!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Masturbating over Posh

Good man

I feel I need proof "

Saucy angel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Should be hoovering the stairs....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

Oooooh..... "

Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should be logging out as already spent too long here & sitting outside in the sun with a nice cocktail, some Jazz in the background & chilling!

Unless there's a local lady needs a good licking & more is there much else needs doing?

Of course if there is I won't know until later as I'm off!!!

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Working and having a sneaky perve

There she is....

Where's the drool emoji? "

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bloody spreadsheets

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working.

At least you still get to perve....

Not really, I'm just peeking in during brief enforced breaks while my internet falls over and I can't access the office network. Plus it's too hot to even think about window-shopping."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool"

They do frown on that in the office I hear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked

NBVN x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Masturbating over Posh

Good man

I feel I need proof

Saucy angel "

You know it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be hoovering the stairs....

"

Nah. Too hot. Perve instead

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

Oooooh.....

Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them"

Hell yeah!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be logging out as already spent too long here & sitting outside in the sun with a nice cocktail, some Jazz in the background & chilling!

Unless there's a local lady needs a good licking & more is there much else needs doing?

Of course if there is I won't know until later as I'm off!!! "

Making an offer like that and running? Outrageous!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deadlifting.... im stood looking at the bar with zero drive!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

Oooooh.....

Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them

Hell yeah!"

Hey that's my line

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By *ich_ChesterMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool

They do frown on that in the office I hear "

I know, not sure how they would react but needs must whilst at home

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bloody spreadsheets "

Um... do you need first aid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight."

Having the exact same problem. Twelve hours in work last night, squeezed in a run with her ladyship when I got home as its the only time of the day that heat stroke isn't a problem then a really bad sleep.

What I should be doing is firing up the laptop to do some other work I need to get done before rolling into the car for 40 mins of air conditioned bliss on my way to my next 12 hours.

What I'm actually doing is laying naked on the bed slapping away the occasional wondering hand/foot/leg/arm that her ladyship is in the habit of drap-ing over me. It's just too hot for that kind of shenanigans.

Mr

PS I just discovered that drap-ing is a banned word

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked

NBVN x"

Lay on him then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Deadlifting.... im stood looking at the bar with zero drive! "

I'm sure we can motivate you

And video or it didn't happen

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

Oooooh.....

Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them

Hell yeah!

Hey that's my line "

We can share

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool

They do frown on that in the office I hear

I know, not sure how they would react but needs must whilst at home "

Well yes....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight.

Having the exact same problem. Twelve hours in work last night, squeezed in a run with her ladyship when I got home as its the only time of the day that heat stroke isn't a problem then a really bad sleep.

What I should be doing is firing up the laptop to do some other work I need to get done before rolling into the car for 40 mins of air conditioned bliss on my way to my next 12 hours.

What I'm actually doing is laying naked on the bed slapping away the occasional wondering hand/foot/leg/arm that her ladyship is in the habit of drap-ing over me. It's just too hot for that kind of shenanigans.

Mr

PS I just discovered that drap-ing is a banned word "

It is indeed!

And shenanigans are always appropriate. Just shower after

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By *iceButtSlimMan  over a year ago

somewhere

Stood in the queue at the post office, so not a lot else I can do while waiting...

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By *orny IrishMan  over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

"

Working not perving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked

NBVN x

Lay on him then "

Stop it ffs.

Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stood in the queue at the post office, so not a lot else I can do while waiting..."

True. Wanking would be a bad idea...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat.

I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though....

(Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )

Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead.

That's a genius idea

See! I have all the attributes for the role!

You, sir, have many, many fine attributes "

I only ever use them for evil deeds though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Work but I’m wanking

NORA!!

Working not perving."

But you can multitask?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked

NBVN x

Lay on him then

Stop it ffs.

Mr"

Erm.... I'm on her side Mr.

Sorry. Not at all sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable

A pizza?

No she much more edible.

Smooth talker

I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country

Will there be pizza.....?

Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs

Oooooh.....

Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them

Hell yeah!

Hey that's my line

We can share "

What! You want me on all 4s also?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

I only ever use them for evil deeds though "

I'm in!

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