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"You. " I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star | |||
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"You. I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star " You get to stick it wherever you like | |||
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"You. Smooth Haha" He's seen this thread before.... | |||
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"You. I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star You get to stick it wherever you like " I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment | |||
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"You. Smooth Haha He's seen this thread before.... " Hang on, I am smooth though. I was the first to say it. | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking " NORA!! | |||
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"You. I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star You get to stick it wherever you like I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment " I meant the gold star but I’ll go with your train of thought instead | |||
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"You. Smooth Haha He's seen this thread before.... Hang on, I am smooth though. I was the first to say it. " You're the only one who ever does | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking NORA!! " Haha brilliant. | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking NORA!! " . Cheeky! | |||
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"You. I can always rely on you Fiddles. You get a gold star You get to stick it wherever you like I'll hold it in my mouth for the moment I meant the gold star but I’ll go with your train of thought instead " | |||
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"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself. What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here " You have dick?! Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind. | |||
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"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. " Otherwise known as flipping melting? | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking NORA!! . Cheeky!" It's a good thing you love me | |||
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"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge. " Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler | |||
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"I should be working but instead I am wanking! " I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something.... Also..... hello | |||
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"....right now? While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving. I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles. Over to y'all.... " Laying new paving slabs in the garden. | |||
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"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself. What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here You have dick?! Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind." I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own | |||
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"I should be working but instead I am wanking! I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something.... Also..... hello " Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx No I am in the financial services xx Hello back beauts | |||
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"....right now? While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving. I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles. Over to y'all.... Laying new paving slabs in the garden." Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work? | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating " I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent | |||
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"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself. What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here You have dick?! Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind. I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own " And mine? | |||
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"Cleaning, tidying, generally readying myself. What I’m actually doing, playing cooking fever and dicking about on here You have dick?! Oh wait.... I read that wrong. My bad. I got dick blind. I’d quite like dick to play with, his, not my own " Me too. But his. Not his. His would do though. And his would | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent " Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right | |||
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"I should be working but instead I am wanking! I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something.... Also..... hello Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx No I am in the financial services xx Hello back beauts " I'd definitely shop daily.... | |||
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"I should be working but instead I am wanking! I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something.... Also..... hello Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx No I am in the financial services xx Hello back beauts I'd definitely shop daily.... " That would be ace! Xxx shame I am outside your age range xx | |||
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"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty " *gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there! I was coming to lick you clean.... but | |||
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"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar." Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure? | |||
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"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty *gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there! I was coming to lick you clean.... but " Well we will just need to get me sweaty again | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right " Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot | |||
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"Working...but hey I can perv too at the same time & catch the rays" I really need to get into your business In a not as pervy as it sounded way | |||
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"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar. Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure? " Probably, they know me quite well! ;-) | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot " Let me get the hose pipe out then. | |||
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"Decorating but it's too hot and the cheap white paint I bought for the ceiling is unsurprisingly shit Why does paint cost so much? Spent nearly £100 on it this week! " Bejeezus! I have an idea. Stick wrapping paper on the ceiling instead! Cheap and can be all Christmassy if you want! | |||
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"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!!" Assume the position Saff | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat." I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me ) | |||
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"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!! Assume the position Saff " Ah bugger I’ve missed that! | |||
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"I should be working but instead I am wanking! I'm now hoping you aren't on a supermarket checkout or something.... Also..... hello Lol I bet you wish I was at your local supermarket checkout haha xxx No I am in the financial services xx Hello back beauts I'd definitely shop daily.... That would be ace! Xxx shame I am outside your age range xx " Darn.... | |||
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"Just got off the rowing machine so showering as I’m pretty sweaty *gets keys.... jumps in car to drive to Exeter.... jumps out again because fuck me it is hot in there! I was coming to lick you clean.... but Well we will just need to get me sweaty again " I have an idea of how.... | |||
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"I'm multi-tasking, browsing around on here. Whilst also on an Intent Based Networking webinar. Are the others on the webinar aware your intent is not pure? Probably, they know me quite well! ;-)" Most people I know would be like that... | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot Let me get the hose pipe out then. " Just the hose pipe? | |||
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"Doing paperwork, lots of paperwork. Instead I've been watching porn and I'm now chilling in the garden with my feet in a paddling pool." Paperwork is more of a rainy day activity.... porn is for life | |||
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"Working Don’t tell the boss Mrs D " I'll keep your secret safe | |||
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"Shit loads of stuff but to be honest I can't be arsed" I feel like we don't see enough of your arse.... | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot Let me get the hose pipe out then. Just the hose pipe? " Depends what else you want digging out of the shed | |||
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"Working….well am in training…the joys of no cameras I’m bored and damn hot " Minx honey... you're always damn hot | |||
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"I should be working but I’m sticky and struggling to concentrate so getting distracted I’ll be here all bloody night at this rate.. give me a crack posh!!! Assume the position Saff Ah bugger I’ve missed that! " So have I | |||
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"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge. Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler" Yea my breathing isn't too clever today so that's my excuse | |||
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"....right now? While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving. I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles. Over to y'all.... Laying new paving slabs in the garden. Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work? " Lol jools is alive and well all good there although I doubt I would be if I tried doing paving in this heat. Don't worry I'm not about to bury her under the patio | |||
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"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad." It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more. (That's my childcare advice. You're welcome) | |||
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"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. Otherwise known as flipping melting? " Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube. | |||
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"Not a lot fabbing sat in front of fan " I could do with a fan.... to bring me drinks and worship me! | |||
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"I should be saving the world from immediate damger… but I can’t stay away from the boobs & bums " Screw the world! The boobs and bums are more important! | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot Let me get the hose pipe out then. Just the hose pipe? Depends what else you want digging out of the shed" That's quite the euphemism..... | |||
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"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad. It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more. (That's my childcare advice. You're welcome) " That a why it's a bbq no kitchen involved. It's too late for that, you already know he's outgrown me | |||
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"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job. I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life." Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job? If it's the latter.... you should just perve.... | |||
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"Working….well am in training…the joys of no cameras I’m bored and damn hot " Damn hot indeed | |||
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"I should be cleaning my hallway and lounge. Naked cleaning is the way forward. But at night when it's cooler Yea my breathing isn't too clever today so that's my excuse " That's an actual reason. "I don't wanna" is also a valid reason | |||
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"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. " It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? | |||
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"....right now? While you're fabbing and fapping, posing and perving. I'm daydreaming (perving) and I should be outside spray painting bottles. Over to y'all.... Laying new paving slabs in the garden. Is this Jools or the Brain? And can we please have proof that the other is still alive and kicking before you get to work? Lol jools is alive and well all good there although I doubt I would be if I tried doing paving in this heat. Don't worry I'm not about to bury her under the patio " I'm feeling reassured..... And yes. Too hot for patio laying! Laying the Mrs ON the patio though..... | |||
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"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job. I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life. Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job? If it's the latter.... you should just perve...." Nothing to do with my job at all, so happy days. I'll sign off any old shit, makes no difference to me. Obviously I wouldn't sign off any old shit because I take my responsibilities very seriously and all that malarkey, but it is a total waste of my time so I may as well make the most of it! | |||
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"I'm hard at work " Ooooh..... men should always be hard Crap. Hard at work I meant. | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot Let me get the hose pipe out then. Just the hose pipe? Depends what else you want digging out of the shed That's quite the euphemism..... " Would the paddling pool be of use? I've got the pump in one hand ready | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat. I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me )" Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead. | |||
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"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. Otherwise known as flipping melting? Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube. " I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time..... | |||
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"I'm hard at work Ooooh..... men should always be hard Crap. Hard at work I meant. " That's me out then | |||
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"Lay on my bunk in the truck while being unloaded perving on all the pics in here" Someone is unloading you and you're perving in here?! Don't they mind? My comedy genius knows no bounds | |||
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"I should be getting some dinner made for me and the lad. It's too hot for food!! And if you feed them they grow and then you have to feed them more. (That's my childcare advice. You're welcome) That a why it's a bbq no kitchen involved. It's too late for that, you already know he's outgrown me " See.... you needed my advice years ago! Teach him to bbq.... | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable" A pizza? | |||
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"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? " Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind. | |||
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"I should be cleaning the muck off the kitchen floor (whilst waiting for my Small to decide to get out of the bath) - but I'm tfh to do anything " There will be more muck at some point. Save it up and do it all at once! | |||
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"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair! Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine? " Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory | |||
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"Discussing process improvement management for processes that I don't follow as part of my job. I'm semi-listening but to quote Morrissey it says nothing to me about my life. Are you meant to follow them and choose not to? Or just absolutely nothing to do with your job? If it's the latter.... you should just perve.... Nothing to do with my job at all, so happy days. I'll sign off any old shit, makes no difference to me. Obviously I wouldn't sign off any old shit because I take my responsibilities very seriously and all that malarkey, but it is a total waste of my time so I may as well make the most of it! " Absofuckinglutely you should lovely!! And responsibility.... blah blah lol | |||
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"I should be out getting food for work but I am fantasizing about motorboating I enjoy a nice day out on the water..... Oh..... hang on..... you meant..... I'm just so innocent Butter wouldn't melt? Yeah right Oh baby.... it would sizzle off my skin today. I'm hot. Damn hot Let me get the hose pipe out then. Just the hose pipe? Depends what else you want digging out of the shed That's quite the euphemism..... Would the paddling pool be of use? I've got the pump in one hand ready " Oooooh it would..... keep us cool | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat. I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me ) Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead." That's a genius idea | |||
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"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair! Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine? Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory " Aww you are a cutie! Can I give you a big cuddle please? ooooo that sounds exciting! Congrats on getting booked, yay!! You'll have to give an update on how they turn out, it sounds super cool! | |||
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"I'm hard at work Ooooh..... men should always be hard Crap. Hard at work I meant. That's me out then " You're always hard at work or not | |||
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"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. Otherwise known as flipping melting? Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube. I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time..... " I give him an hour tops and he’ll be home complaining about the heat. | |||
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"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden....." Erm...... you could offer to cream me..... | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? " No she much more edible. | |||
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"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind. " What a coincidence..... so am I | |||
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"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden..... Erm...... you could offer to cream me..... " Single or double..... | |||
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"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working." At least you still get to perve.... | |||
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"Going out for a quick jog before work....why can't I just wish myself fit Posh? So not fair! Also, what are you spray painting bottles for sunshine? Because the rest of us are wishing you'd stay the same way you are cos you're perfect Making light up bottles for the craft fairs I'm booked into in a few weeks. In theory Aww you are a cutie! Can I give you a big cuddle please? ooooo that sounds exciting! Congrats on getting booked, yay!! You'll have to give an update on how they turn out, it sounds super cool! " I'll always take a cuddle from you beautiful xx And shall do..... | |||
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"Mr Pf should be working, I should, and I am, be chilling in the garden. Otherwise known as flipping melting? Yip. Although Mr has just decided that it’s about the right time to go out a cycle ride. He’s a tube. I think he's already suffering heatstroke if he thinks now is the time..... I give him an hour tops and he’ll be home complaining about the heat. " An hour?! He is definitely a crazy person...... | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. " Smooth talker | |||
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"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind. What a coincidence..... so am I " Well in that case, my lap awaits… | |||
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"Solicitor paperwork. " Ugh. Can you do it in a paddling pool? | |||
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"Nothing got nothing to do as finished work....sun garden..... Erm...... you could offer to cream me..... Single or double..... " I was thinking sun..... But I'll take two if you're offering a double | |||
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"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x " Oooofftt..... promises promises.... | |||
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"Working but it’s very overrated, so I shall just perve instead. It is overrated. I shall join you in perving. May I sit astride you? Be warned, I am naked due to this weather mind. What a coincidence..... so am I Well in that case, my lap awaits… " I'm on my way..... | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker " I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country " Will there be pizza.....? | |||
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"Working and having a sneaky perve " Cheeky | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat. I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me ) Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead. That's a genius idea " See! I have all the attributes for the role! | |||
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"Working and having a sneaky perve " There she is.... Where's the drool emoji? | |||
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"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x Oooofftt..... promises promises.... " If you know you know | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat. I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me ) Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead. That's a genius idea See! I have all the attributes for the role!" You, sir, have many, many fine attributes | |||
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"I an constantly hard, work or without work lol xxx and I would cream you posh xxx but I am naked too x Oooofftt..... promises promises.... If you know you know " Oh I know | |||
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"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight." Oh goodness! I know what you mean! You need a fan. Or an igloo. | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? " Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs | |||
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"Masturbating over Posh " Good man I feel I need proof | |||
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"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working. At least you still get to perve...." Not really, I'm just peeking in during brief enforced breaks while my internet falls over and I can't access the office network. Plus it's too hot to even think about window-shopping. | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs" Oooooh..... | |||
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"Suppose I best get on with it." Cook those sausages PP | |||
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"Putting my feet up as I finish work at 2pm " Woo hoo! Get your perve on woman! | |||
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"Masturbating over Posh Good man I feel I need proof " Saucy angel | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs Oooooh..... " Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them | |||
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"Working and having a sneaky perve There she is.... Where's the drool emoji? " | |||
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"I should be lying down in a dark room with a cold drink and watching something that requires minimal mental engagement, but istead I'm working. At least you still get to perve.... Not really, I'm just peeking in during brief enforced breaks while my internet falls over and I can't access the office network. Plus it's too hot to even think about window-shopping." | |||
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"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool" They do frown on that in the office I hear | |||
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"Masturbating over Posh Good man I feel I need proof Saucy angel " You know it | |||
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"Should be hoovering the stairs.... " Nah. Too hot. Perve instead | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs Oooooh..... Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them" Hell yeah! | |||
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"I should be logging out as already spent too long here & sitting outside in the sun with a nice cocktail, some Jazz in the background & chilling! Unless there's a local lady needs a good licking & more is there much else needs doing? Of course if there is I won't know until later as I'm off!!! " Making an offer like that and running? Outrageous! | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs Oooooh..... Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them Hell yeah!" Hey that's my line | |||
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"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool They do frown on that in the office I hear " I know, not sure how they would react but needs must whilst at home | |||
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"Bloody spreadsheets " Um... do you need first aid? | |||
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"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight." Having the exact same problem. Twelve hours in work last night, squeezed in a run with her ladyship when I got home as its the only time of the day that heat stroke isn't a problem then a really bad sleep. What I should be doing is firing up the laptop to do some other work I need to get done before rolling into the car for 40 mins of air conditioned bliss on my way to my next 12 hours. What I'm actually doing is laying naked on the bed slapping away the occasional wondering hand/foot/leg/arm that her ladyship is in the habit of drap-ing over me. It's just too hot for that kind of shenanigans. Mr PS I just discovered that drap-ing is a banned word | |||
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"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked NBVN x" Lay on him then | |||
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"Deadlifting.... im stood looking at the bar with zero drive! " I'm sure we can motivate you And video or it didn't happen | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs Oooooh..... Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them Hell yeah! Hey that's my line " We can share | |||
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"Should be working in the office, decided to stay at home so i can get naked at my desk to stay cool They do frown on that in the office I hear I know, not sure how they would react but needs must whilst at home " Well yes.... | |||
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"I should be sleeping until 6 as on nights but up early due to the weather. Will suffer at work tonight. Having the exact same problem. Twelve hours in work last night, squeezed in a run with her ladyship when I got home as its the only time of the day that heat stroke isn't a problem then a really bad sleep. What I should be doing is firing up the laptop to do some other work I need to get done before rolling into the car for 40 mins of air conditioned bliss on my way to my next 12 hours. What I'm actually doing is laying naked on the bed slapping away the occasional wondering hand/foot/leg/arm that her ladyship is in the habit of drap-ing over me. It's just too hot for that kind of shenanigans. Mr PS I just discovered that drap-ing is a banned word " It is indeed! And shenanigans are always appropriate. Just shower after | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking NORA!! " Working not perving. | |||
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"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked NBVN x Lay on him then " Stop it ffs. Mr | |||
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"Stood in the queue at the post office, so not a lot else I can do while waiting..." True. Wanking would be a bad idea... | |||
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"Planning for world domination. Step 1: find a fluffy white cat. I have a pussy you can stroke. It's not fluffy though.... (Apologies for the outrageously pervy comment. I don't know what came over me ) Well I guess the fluffy cat didn’t really help the other guy so I may need to rethink my strategy. Forget the fluffy cat, I’ll try with a slug instead. That's a genius idea See! I have all the attributes for the role! You, sir, have many, many fine attributes " I only ever use them for evil deeds though | |||
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"Work but I’m wanking NORA!! Working not perving." But you can multitask? | |||
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"I should be working but instead I have popped upstairs to wake up my boyfriend for his night shift and I am laying next to him... he's naked NBVN x Lay on him then Stop it ffs. Mr" Erm.... I'm on her side Mr. Sorry. Not at all sorry | |||
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"I should be working but I'm texting something hot, tasty and desirable A pizza? No she much more edible. Smooth talker I will be busy for a while ridin thst lovely country Will there be pizza.....? Chilli, beans, crackers and slammin meatballs Oooooh..... Get on all 4s and I'll introduce you to them Hell yeah! Hey that's my line We can share " What! You want me on all 4s also? | |||
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" I only ever use them for evil deeds though " I'm in! | |||
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