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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon. |
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"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon."
Orange you going to peel off later in the sun? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon."
If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon.
Orange you going to peel off later in the sun?"
You gotta squeeze the day! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"It's happening right before our berry eyes. Some people are the apple of my eye, other's are rotten to the core. Just remember folks, your one in a melon.
Orange you going to peel off later in the sun?
You gotta squeeze the day! "
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"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"
It's no fun being a gooseberry, especially when the couple blow raspberries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult? Why are we letting fruit based discrimination tear our society apart?"
Lime furious about it !  |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad! 
Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit"
Is a fruit bat fruit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!
Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit
Is a fruit bat fruit "
Do you think they are all called Kevin? Like all spiders are called Fred |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning you fruitful lot have a glorious Tuesday  "
I have spent the day genuinely trying to work out if it was Tuesday or Wednesday. I settled on Wednesday but now you've fucked it all up again |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"Intelligence is knowing that tomatoes are part of the fruit family. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!
Cucumbers, courgettes, avocados, peppers and chillies are all fruit
Is a fruit bat fruit
Do you think they are all called Kevin? Like all spiders are called Fred "
No.. they're all called Nora |
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