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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I carried a watermelon

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Peach

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kumquat

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Still sorting out my nana and plums here

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Peach"

I’m done!!! I need my beddd

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I’m done!!! I need my beddd"

Xxx

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fruit flies when you're having fun.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Kumquat "

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?"

Fruity

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I carried a watermelon "

And I appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Saffron, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster. Nice one!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it."

F&B

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach"

Peach.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kumquat

"

Is it childish to giggle at that word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kumquat "

Oh, Rachael.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Kumquat

Is it childish to giggle at that word? "

No

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Zebra

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still sorting out my nana and plums here "

I'm not sure I want to know.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Still sorting out my nana and plums here

I'm not sure I want to know."

Have a rummage

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Kumquat

Is it childish to giggle at that word? "

Yes so all the more reason to do it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Still sorting out my nana and plums here

I'm not sure I want to know."

Fruit bowl optimisation

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kumquat

Oh, Rachael."

Yes Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

"

I know. He's good though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Fruity "

Tooty.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

I know. He's good though."

How do you know

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Fruity

Tooty."

Malooty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Zebra "

You're horsing around tonight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Zebra

You're horsing around tonight."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still sorting out my nana and plums here

I'm not sure I want to know.

Have a rummage "

You don't have to ask twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still sorting out my nana and plums here

I'm not sure I want to know.

Fruit bowl optimisation "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kumquat

Oh, Rachael.

Yes Jim? "

Have a rummage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )"

Can I watch Jim do you please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kumquat

Oh, Rachael.

Yes Jim?

Have a rummage."

Of course Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

I know. He's good though.

How do you know "

I talk to him.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please? "

If he gets round to it, yes

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

I know. He's good though.

How do you know

I talk to him."

Give him my love

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?"

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes "

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peach"

I'm still on cherries

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I'm still on cherries "

How are you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here."

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'm very sorry. I didn't see you. It happens sometimes, and it can happen to anyone. Although, I'm taking that apology back if I simply ran out of internet paper.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes "

I'm sure he will!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peach

I'm still on cherries "

I’m still on plums and bananas

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I'm still on cherries

I’m still on plums and bananas "

oh no hes got gout cherries are good for gout

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology. "

Ok

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology. "

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology. "

Would you like a new box of internet paper?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FaeKae. We're over here. We do what we want.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb "

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here "

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

Would you like a new box of internet paper? "

Yahoo!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt "

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!"

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Someone ask for plums and banana?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Peach

I'm still on cherries

How are you "

I'm alright thank you Yas', still shuffling round like an extra from the walking dead, but alright

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though "

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I wonder why CC had to forgo playing Buckaroo?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised. "

Did you leave yourself a Check-a-trade review?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Someone ask for plums and banana and a pile of dirty tissues ? "

Yas did.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I'm still on cherries

How are you

I'm alright thank you Yas', still shuffling round like an extra from the walking dead, but alright "

Is it that bad x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty.. "

Night rider.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone ask for plums and banana and a pile of dirty tissues ?

Yas did."

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Someone ask for plums and banana and a pile of dirty tissues ?

Yas did."

I just posted her one batch…. Jeez

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider. "

Kit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

I know. He's good though.

How do you know

I talk to him.

Give him my love "

I will do that for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised.

Did you leave yourself a Check-a-trade review? "

Lol. My reputation ensured I didn’t need to advertise anywhere.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I carried a watermelon

And I appreciate it.

F&B

I know. He's good though.

How do you know

I talk to him.

Give him my love

I will do that for you."

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury "

I think it was a mls that we met.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit"

Ha ha… Michael can you hear me?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised. "

I can't fault them; my booked plumber dropped a bombshell last Monday & I dismissed them. This newly found company was found last Tuesday, visited me that day to view & quote, then started Friday, will finish tomorrow at 11am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here."

Bathroom bliss.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit

Ha ha… Michael can you hear me? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach

I'm still on cherries "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dai. Cherry nice.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I'm still on cherries

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dai. Cherry nice."

Hes in pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised.

I can't fault them; my booked plumber dropped a bombshell last Monday & I dismissed them. This newly found company was found last Tuesday, visited me that day to view & quote, then started Friday, will finish tomorrow at 11am. "

Blimey. I worked six or seven days a week and was solidly booked for months. It’s great they could squeeze you in.

I don’t miss the graft to be honest. I like my retirement.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

Bathroom bliss."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion "

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt "

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends......

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly."

Jim never misses anyone

Intentionally

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly."

I did get filled quickly, you're right.

Oops, typo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends...... "

I'm strawberry flavour, Red. How's about you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone ask for plums and banana? "

Mr Mystique likes five a day.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends......

I'm strawberry flavour, Red. How's about you?!"

Hmmm, I'd say pistachio flavour. Yummy

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone ask for plums and banana?

Mr Mystique likes five a day."

Cocks

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Someone ask for plums and banana?

Mr Mystique likes five a day."

In what mix? 3 bananas, 2 plums? 4 plums, 1 banana?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A lazy day after two days of tree felling in the heat. How was your Monday day?

Errm, isn't a bit early for the X-Word?

The bathroom fitters were in again. Just the last couple of hours going thru the snag list tomorrow and all complete.

Otherwise, all OK here.

I never understand why it takes several men to do what one woman can achieve with ease on her own.

Retired bathroom fitter here

It was actually two guys for the first 2 hours on Friday, then 1 for the rest of the day. One again today. At intervals on both days, a young colleague arrived to take away rubbish, rubble and so on. Extremely tidy has been the understatement!

I did all the work myself. Extremely tidy and organised.

I can't fault them; my booked plumber dropped a bombshell last Monday & I dismissed them. This newly found company was found last Tuesday, visited me that day to view & quote, then started Friday, will finish tomorrow at 11am.

Blimey. I worked six or seven days a week and was solidly booked for months. It’s great they could squeeze you in.

I don’t miss the graft to be honest. I like my retirement. "

The company boss does lots of landlord work, but pulls crew off that work for odd days to fit in emergency work. I'd been messed around by two contractors, hence the quick timings.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy's fruity

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends......

I'm strawberry flavour, Red. How's about you?!

Hmmm, I'd say pistachio flavour. Yummy "

I could be minty for the right person though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met. "

At least twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Rachael's good in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly.

I did get filled quickly, you're right.

Oops, typo "

# jealous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rachael's good in the bathroom."

I certainly am.

You wanna see me in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit

Ha ha… Michael can you hear me? "

I'll give you a turbo boost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends...... "

What new friends?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly.

I did get filled quickly, you're right.

Oops, typo "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice."

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mrs KC, I've taken back my apology.

I think you'll find I was not 174, Jim, my good onion

Look, the thread went very quickly. I had no idea it was gonna get filled so quickly.

Jim never misses anyone

Intentionally "

Or internationally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone ask for plums and banana?

Mr Mystique likes five a day.

In what mix? 3 bananas, 2 plums? 4 plums, 1 banana? "

Cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jimmy's fruity"

Juicy.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice.

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops "

A Man of action!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour."

Lick me to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

We're not flavour of the week now, KC. Jim's all about his "new" friends......

I'm strawberry flavour, Red. How's about you?!

Hmmm, I'd say pistachio flavour. Yummy

I could be minty for the right person though "

I didn't know you're into EastEnders role play.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice.

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops

A Man of action! "

Oh he never leaves me disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour.

Lick me to find out "

Fruity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Rachael's good in the bathroom.

I certainly am.

You wanna see me in the shower "

It's getting steamy now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice.

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops "

Sweet times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice.

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops

A Man of action! "

*Flexes biceps*

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour.

Lick me to find out

Fruity!"

Don’t tell them. no one will klick me again else.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jim, you didn't do me on the last thread

Red - sorry for not replying to you, but there were plums and kumquats flying everywhere and I had to do a dash to the postbox (Dad related )

Can I watch Jim do you please?

If he gets round to it, yes

Ooo. Just had a flutter and a fanny throb

He got round to it, but it was a wee bit abrupt

He’s like that online. So smooth in person though

We've met Lord Shrewsbury himself, in person, in Shrewsbury

I think it was a mls that we met.

At least twice.

Jim, you did Rachael twice?! Golly gumdrops

A Man of action!

*Flexes biceps*"

Knickers fall to floor

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me "

It's Jim. He spilt his milky drink all over your frock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""

Boom!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"

Boom!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me

It's Jim. He spilt his milky drink all over your frock "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me

It's Jim. He spilt his milky drink all over your frock

"

Lick it up Jim. It’s running between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t you just love the word “frock”?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me

It's Jim. He spilt his milky drink all over your frock

"

Very clumsy, Jim. Now she'll have to take her frock off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit

Ha ha… Michael can you hear me?

I'll give you a turbo boost."

Ooh turbo boost… have reached maximum level and going for the ultimate win…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Frock me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Frig me."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kumquat

Sorry. Don’t know what keeps kuming over me

It's Jim. He spilt his milky drink all over your frock

Very clumsy, Jim. Now she'll have to take her frock off "

I don’t usually take much persuading

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"Peach"

I can eat a peach for hours

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peach

I can eat a peach for hours "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnight gang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Of course I ride the ride…. It’s my specialty..

Night rider.

Kit

Ha ha… Michael can you hear me?

I'll give you a turbo boost.

Ooh turbo boost… have reached maximum level and going for the ultimate win…"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Goodnight gang. "

Sweet dreams. x

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By *arco_darkxxMan  over a year ago

London

You like mangoes :-

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Frig me.

"

Fig me.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm off to bed too.

Night night all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach

I can eat a peach for hours "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laur. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time. You'll fit in well here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm off to bed too.

Night night all x"

Na night. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 20/07/21 00:11:18]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Laur.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm off to bed too.

Night night all x"

Goodnight Red and Rachael!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I'm turning in as well folks so Good Night all. Those of you remaining, be nice to each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm turning in as well folks so Good Night all. Those of you remaining, be nice to each other."

Na night, Iain.

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"Peach

I can eat a peach for hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laur. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time. You'll fit in well here."

I could tell as soon as opened the thread. Love a bit of late night entertainment

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By *arco_darkxxMan  over a year ago

London

Evening Laur

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Peach

I can eat a peach for hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laur. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time. You'll fit in well here.

I could tell as soon as opened the thread. Love a bit of late night entertainment "

Baby, I'm your man.

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"Evening Laur "

Good Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's ¹²:²² am, we're almost ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"It's ¹²:²² am, we're almost ½ way through the midnight hour."
m

Are you gonna wait till the midnight hour? Is that when your love comes tumbling down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's ¹²:²² am, we're almost ½ way through the midnight hour.m

Are you gonna wait till the midnight hour? Is that when your love comes tumbling down?"

I'm always down.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Peach

I can eat a peach for hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Laur. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time. You'll fit in well here.

I could tell as soon as opened the thread. Love a bit of late night entertainment "

You're in the right place

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By *arco_darkxxMan  over a year ago

London

Regular night owl or do we have the pleasure due to the added heat

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"It's ¹²:²² am, we're almost ½ way through the midnight hour.m

Are you gonna wait till the midnight hour? Is that when your love comes tumbling down?

I'm always down. "

Down for what?

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By *ushLaurWoman  over a year ago

Solihull


"Regular night owl or do we have the pleasure due to the added heat "

Regular night owl. Twit-twooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Regular night owl or do we have the pleasure due to the added heat "

I'm a regular night owl. What are doing up this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's ¹²:²² am, we're almost ½ way through the midnight hour.m

Are you gonna wait till the midnight hour? Is that when your love comes tumbling down?

I'm always down.

Down for what? "

Tumbling of course.

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

More swit swooo Laur

Ps evening all

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Steamy windows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning everyone "

I'm a Newbie to the nocturnal thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"More swit swooo Laur

Ps evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. Welcome to this nocturnal nitwittery. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mr SJ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning everyone

I'm a Newbie to the nocturnal thread "

I thought you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Dave.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Oooooooo lots of newbies

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Everyone say hello to Mr SJ."

No

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Hello all the newbies

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Steamy windows "

Coming from the body heat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr SJ.

No "

Oh, okay then.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Everyone say hello to Mr SJ.

No

Oh, okay then."

If you insist

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By *r.SJMan  over a year ago

Wellingborough

Was only popping in anyway... but thought it polite to say hello whilst I was here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr SJ.

No

Oh, okay then.

If you insist "

If you don't mind.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can we have penalties after this extra time?

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