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‘Shark attacks to be rebranded as ‘negative encounters’ to improve the animals image.’
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well the OP’s name shocked me  was expecting someone else with that title  "
I know, right ? I accidentally deleted my opening post and can’t be arsed to write it out again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?
They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events."
You’ve changed. 
Fancy a duck?
Quaaaaack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?
They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events.
You’ve changed.
Fancy a duck?
Quaaaaack "
Think it’s the heat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?
They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events.
You’ve changed.
Fancy a duck?
Quaaaaack
Think it’s the heat! "
It’s ok. It gets to the best of us. Bless your cotton shorts.
The tight white damp variety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are you and what have you done with our beloved City Jeans ?
They also want them to be called ‘incidents’, amazing turn of events."
Next thing they'll hold the Olympics in 2021 and call them the 2020 Olympics. |
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"Interesting shark fact
A shark will only eat you if your wet
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how the fuck would anyone know that?
Or am I missing the joke ?
Besides I've seen the documentary "sharknado" and they not only attack people who are dry they can also fly.
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Interesting shark fact
A shark will only eat you if your wet
how the fuck would anyone know that?
Or am I missing the joke ?
Besides I've seen the documentary "sharknado" and they not only attack people who are dry they can also fly.
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Ah the Greater Crested White Shark. I’ll never forget the first time I saw its majestic body floating through the air. It was truly an “oh fuck!” moment. |
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The scientists are the evil buggers here. You can dress it up as much as you like but a shark attack is a shark attack. These science types love their data and statistics.. if there is a drift in language to call crocodile and shark attacks both negative encountors then I would be interested if attacks rise.. I imagine a sign on the beach or river bank saying "Do not swim in the water to avoid a negative encounter"
Jeans has done well to raise awareness in the forum and I thought he was just the forum eyecandy. Don't be fooled girls. |
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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago
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"I think its stupid. Sharks are amazing. Mind you watching jaws when i was 7 did put me off water for a while. "
I read about one of these “experience cinemas” once, watching jaws in a lake. The film was projected onto a floating screen while everyone was in the water in rubber floats etc.
Unbeknownst to them, there were scuba divers underneath who would grab ankles at appropriate moments… |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts WTF!
I always knew they were in a clique!!"
Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.
No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.
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*I'm not making this stuff up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts WTF!
I always knew they were in a clique!!
Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.
No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.
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*I'm not making this stuff up"
The penny drops!
This has really thrown the Forum into a whirlwind of gossip now because lord knows, it has been rarher dull of late. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts WTF!
I always knew they were in a clique!!
Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.
No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.
E
*I'm not making this stuff up"
Lionel, CJ and Tom.........  |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Hang on…Tom is making posts on Lycra and CJ is doing sharks posts WTF!
I always knew they were in a clique!!
Keep it to yourself, dont tell a soul, they're actually the same person.
No one's ever seen them in the same room together have they.
E
*I'm not making this stuff up
Lionel, CJ and Tom......... "
Bwahahahaha.
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"In further developments, shark fishing is to be renamed ‘fucking assholes killing beautiful creatures’ "
There was a story in the news today that a record 19 sharks were caught in a fishing trip of North Wales ... All were released.. I am not sure whether that was an act of kindness or stupidity..
If they are man eaters possibly stupidity.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...
Who is Lionel?
He can be found in the Virus and Politics forums.
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Ah thanks.  Not brave enough to venture in there. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...
Who is Lionel?
He can be found in the Virus and Politics forums.
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Ah thanks. Not brave enough to venture in there. "
As the old sea maps used to say; "there be dragons"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...
Who is Lionel? "
He has his own brand of biscuits: rich tea biscuits. Named them after himself.  |
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"To be fair.. I often suspected that Jeans and Lionel were the same person .. There are too many similarities...
Who is Lionel?
He has his own brand of biscuits: rich tea biscuits. Named them after himself. "
They are one and the same some say.. |
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