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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

in your head

Love and Peace

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

None, it's usually on a bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only you OP But does it count if I came in my pants

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None, it's usually on a bed "

Stop undressing me with your eyes

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Two

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Two. And they were both top shaggers

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Only you OP But does it count if I came in my pants "

It saves me wiping it off my curtains

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two "

At the same time?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Only you ya big stud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

None im afraid

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two. And they were both top shaggers "

Did they cum on yer tits?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Only you ya big stud "

You’re only human

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Two

At the same time? "

No but now I’m thinking I should

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Not as many I've banged in person

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None im afraid "

I don’t believe that for one minute

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Two. And they were both top shaggers

Did they cum on yer tits? "

One did, the other told a joke and as he laughed he wrote his name on my bedroom wall in spunk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my head? Almost embarrassed to admit

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should "

You can thank me later

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

17

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

42

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two "

Thank you

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Oh “in my head”. 3

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

None but I shour that will not last long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later "

I don’t think I can take anymore today

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Two

Thank you "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not as many I've banged in person "

Mrs

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We don't think about such things

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two. And they were both top shaggers

Did they cum on yer tits?

One did, the other told a joke and as he laughed he wrote his name on my bedroom wall in spunk! "

Ah! One of those elusive heavy cummers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only the one.. and she loved it so much she keeps coming back for more.. she's insatiable

( wipes the drool from his cheek ).

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Not even one

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"In my head? Almost embarrassed to admit "

Brother, we are not one to judge here

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"17 "

You mean 18

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ermm a few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In my head, many

In person, none

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"42"

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Not as many I've banged in person

Mrs "

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

1 or 2. A few times!

Jo.Xx

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I’ve run out of fingers to count on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch "

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

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By *dquestCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough

Our fair share... and someone else's share too

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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None, I'm too classy.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Oh “in my head”. 3

Sorry "

Amateur

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None but I shour that will not last long "

Liar

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I wish "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

I don’t think I can take anymore today "

Ok, thank me tomorrow

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"We don't think about such things "

Err, yes you do

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Two

At the same time?

No but now I’m thinking I should

You can thank me later

I don’t think I can take anymore today

Ok, thank me tomorrow "

I will

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Only the one.. and she loved it so much she keeps coming back for more.. she's insatiable

( wipes the drool from his cheek )."

Brother, she’s the one you should pop the question………….. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just the one upto now..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Not even one "

He says scrolling through profiles whilst slobbering on his phone

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ermm a few

"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No one that calls themself a forumite

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"In my head, many

In person, none "

I’m not having any of that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"1 or 2. A few times!

Jo.Xx "

At least we have one honest person

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve run out of fingers to count on "

Would you like to borrow mine?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Not even one

He says scrolling through profiles whilst slobbering on his phone "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In my head, many

In person, none

I’m not having any of that "

It's true,

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Ermm a few

I know "

Best add one more to the list

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of. "

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!! "

I’ll buy you a pack

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

I’ll buy you a pack "

My crutch looks forward to it.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Our fair share... and someone else's share too "

Can I have mine back please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None, I'm too classy. "

Please stop flicking your bean and fabbing at the same time

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Just the one upto now.. "

Because he’s worth it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m assuming that means hit around the head with a saucepan…. quite a few in my head

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No one that calls themself a forumite "

But you have though right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time? "

Absolutely yes. Leave you with just a wet patch in your undies and a gently blowing curtain

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"In my head, many

In person, none

I’m not having any of that

It's true, "

I’m still not having it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ermm a few

I know

Best add one more to the list "

Only the one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"42

I thought that was the number of onion rings you could fit on your crutch

Mmmmm onion rings!!!!

I’ll buy you a pack

My crutch looks forward to it. "

FFS

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve back-scuttled one so many times she can no longer sit on a barstool

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang "

Am I one am I one?!!

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Does masturbation count?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’m assuming that means hit around the head with a saucepan…. quite a few in my head "

This is why I keep waking up with a headache?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think "

I call BS on that statement

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Ive a couple I quite regularly take advantage of.

Is this why you’re in stealth all the time?

Absolutely yes. Leave you with just a wet patch in your undies and a gently blowing curtain "

And a look of WTF just happened then???

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less."

How many was anal?

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Ermm a few

I know

Best add one more to the list

Only the one? "

Typo ten more

Still more than real life

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"There are several up there ^^ who I've pictured naked as they're about to sit on my man wang "

Thank you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve back-scuttled one so many times she can no longer sit on a barstool "

Is this why Saffron has a crutch?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Does masturbation count? "

Only if you send me the tribute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had the lot of you

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal? "

4.

And 3 of those were you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

None in my head, a few irl

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Had the lot of you"

If only

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Had the lot of you"

We can dream

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Had the lot of you"

My undies have just fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

4.

And 3 of those were you "

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None in my head, a few irl"

You’re always feeding the horse. In fact I’m surprised your clitosterous hasn’t fallen off yet

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By *uddly GoblinMan  over a year ago

Manchester

In my head there's a couple

In real life 2

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By *ondon-guy68Man  over a year ago

London

Oh I spy some on the thread that are in the wank bank…

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

4.

And 3 of those were you

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year "

That's just the anal.

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I think i counted 9

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame "

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"893.

But one was just oral.

In reality..... somewhat less.

How many was anal?

4.

And 3 of those were you

Errr, I’ve got more than 3 shags in me…… this year

That's just the anal. "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I think i counted 9 "

Dude you need to try harder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement "

Why?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it "

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I think i counted 9

Dude you need to try harder "

I’ll try to take it up to 11 tonight

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

Why?"

I’d say more

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter” "

I think we were separated at birth

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I think i counted 9

Dude you need to try harder

I’ll try to take it up to 11 tonight "

That’s the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enlighten thread

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth "

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish "

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

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By *arcus263Man  over a year ago

Liskeard

Just the one couple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Two and they are in here now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmmm let me see... 5 I think

I call BS on that statement

Why?

I’d say more "

Then you don't understand how picky I am lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Two and they are in here now "

Oh, it’s like the lottery…… it could be you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily"

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them "

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone."

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes "

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

None

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am aiming for my second, soon, I hope! Then she can add another to her list?

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By *dquestCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Our fair share... and someone else's share too

Can I have mine back please "

Come and get them!

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin"

Proof should be offered when this claim is made....

Also.... who says I've not got another bird at mine all ready and waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"None but I shour that will not last long

Liar "

Ha ha lol

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily "

I know

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

.

In my head, hundreds over the years

In person, more then 1 less then 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing "

I've always liked to test drive in person though

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville

Real question should be, how many haven't I banged really

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None "

Get your hands out of yer knickers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've slapped plenty

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Having thought about it. I don’t think I have ever imagined fucking someone from the forum.

I’m not sure I would sleep with someone from the forum either, I mean you are all lovely, but I would worry about the forum threads afterwards

“Hypothetically speaking you meet this guy and he makes choo choo noises when he enters the “station” would you carry on”

I couldn’t bear the shame

True, I’m the same. I’d expect a thread that said I jumped on this blokes cock once and he he had me say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way down it

Or sing “Helter Skelter”

I think we were separated at birth

You should have a reunion at my house. It's almost half way.... ish

Well as you need help with cross country ski training that would be an excellent idea. #lostfamily

I do!! See, two birds, one stone.

But we’re not birds we’re dudes

To be fair. I do look amazing in hold-ups. Justsayin

Proof should be offered when this claim is made....

Also.... who says I've not got another bird at mine all ready and waiting? "

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"None

Get your hands out of yer knickers "

None on

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know "

It’s like a llama spitting

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting "

I’m so confused by this

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

I've always liked to test drive in person though "

This is exactly what I’m talking about

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting "

Dying

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Real question should be, how many haven't I banged really "

That’s easy to answer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

I’m so confused by this "

That makes 2 of us

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"None apart from Mr Mystique who I spaff over daily

I know

It’s like a llama spitting

I’m so confused by this

That makes 2 of us "

Don’t feed the wildlife

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"None in my head

If I'm interested in them I will tell them

It’s like a test drive before the actual thing

I've always liked to test drive in person though

This is exactly what I’m talking about "

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

In my head? One or maybe two

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

None yet but I live in hope!

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"In my head? One or maybe two "

Babs! Xx not been here for a while, nice to see you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen. "

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said "

You are on my to do list

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One in reality. In my head at least a dozen.

Such an "in your head whore you are".

And now I've said that.... don't read what I said

You are on my to do list "

You do like a list

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

A few.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites "

So true

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7 "

dirty bird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh, definitely a few

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird"

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them "

Fucking offended now

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

All of them

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Everyone even the stinky ones

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now "

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it "

Ah thanks

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites "

It’s not a good idea!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"In my head? One or maybe two

Babs! Xx not been here for a while, nice to see you xx "

Jo! Hello my lovely

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

dirty bird

if it makes you feel better you were only two of them

Fucking offended now

Ok give me a min I’ll fix it

Ah thanks "

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea! "

Why that's how you get to know personality

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7 "

You used some twice didn't you

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you "

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you "

Once they dry out you can have another go on them

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put it this way - i know have an enormous............. Headache.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

Why that's how you get to know personality "

Exactly!! Three from the forums for me,,, and we message every day and meet you when we can!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooh no, first rule of fab for me, don't fuck forumites

It’s not a good idea!

Why that's how you get to know personality

Exactly!! Three from the forums for me,,, and we message every day and meet you when we can! "

Xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

Once they dry out you can have another go on them "

Flatten them first.... then you can scrunch out the crusty bits when they dry.

You're welcome.

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By *unxxxMan  over a year ago

Leicester

Waiting to be forum christened sooner the better lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Based on the used tissues on my floor…. 7

You used some twice didn't you

Once they dry out you can have another go on them

Flatten them first.... then you can scrunch out the crusty bits when they dry.

You're welcome. "

See you are posh…..

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