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Wanna suck my cock? ...and other chat up lines.

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By *om1962 OP Man over a year ago

Brighton

It would be interesting to hear about chat up lines that have been used, and their related success rate!

This is purely scientific research, you understand!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the 'best' one i have been on the receiving end of was :

'well you are one sexy fat bastard'

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By *abloBackMan over a year ago

London

Wanna suck my cock? Has never worked on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walking up to a girl and muttering the words"excuse me love,I've got something I think you might like", has had varying levels of success.varying from a disgusted look to getting a swift kick in the knackers

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By *om1962 OP Man over a year ago

Brighton

Thanks mate, I'll cross that one off my list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the 'best' one i have been on the receiving end of was :

'well you are one sexy fat bastard'

"
ooo sound better with out F word .. xx as your sweet .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That outfit would look good on my bedroom floor......So cheesey....

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

open your mouth and close your eyes,just plain coarse that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's one I've just received:

I have had a new phone and lost your mobile number. And as I would luv phone sex with you, could you plese leave your number again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just got

Do you like my cock

And not even a question mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just got

Do you like my cock

And not even a question mark"

Well? Do you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just got

Do you like my cock

And not even a question mark

Well? Do you?

Had ginger pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one thats pretty popular that ive used in a sarcastic way initially was 'ever fucked a fat lass, well tonights your unlucky night'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to smashed you"

"Your boyfriend is a cock let me show you what a real man is like"

"only a black man can please you"

"i know i only have a small cock but i have 16 stone to smash it in with"

and a whole host of others...

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By *untimes8Couple over a year ago

Edinburgh

The latest lines follow the Mr Gray approach of " want to tie you up and do , this , that and ........ and you will just love it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I want to smashed you"

"Your boyfriend is a cock let me show you what a real man is like"

"only a black man can please you"

"i know i only have a small cock but i have 16 stone to smash it in with"

and a whole host of others..."

Oh my god taht 16 stone one is jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If he is that fat and his cock is that tiny hows it getting in anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I want to smashed you"

"Your boyfriend is a cock let me show you what a real man is like"

"only a black man can please you"

"i know i only have a small cock but i have 16 stone to smash it in with"

and a whole host of others..."

That first one had me laughing from a sheer grammar point of view. What a flaming retard!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

some of them are written by people with either no social skills or the charisma of a dead cat..

and still if you dont respond politely others will say you are rude or up your own arse..

then they wonder why the only lady they will ever meet is mrs thumb and her 4 daughters...

funny old game..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" 'ever fucked a fat lass, well tonights your unlucky night' "

Only on Sundays.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

the best message we ever got was,

u 2 free ra morra.

we kept it for ages,as it made us smile every time we read it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's one I've just received:

I have had a new phone and lost your mobile number. And as I would luv phone sex with you, could you plese leave your number again.

I got that one too this evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just got

Do you like my cock

And not even a question mark"

It was a rhetorical question obviously !

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