FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Can you bare with me please...

Can you bare with me please...

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This is a serious topic!!

I often get asked id I can bare with somebody and I dare not ask if they really want me to get naked with them!

What other little expressions/ spelling errors make you wonder/ laugh/ despair/ chuckle?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Have the upmost respect’ - that always gets me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"‘Have the upmost respect’ - that always gets me "

Nice one!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When someone's being pacific.

No, I don't want you to do an impression of a southern ocean, I'd like you to tell me exactly what's going on.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any call centre, phone customer service: 'Your call is important to us' while you're on hold for two hours listening to the best of Eurovision.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being asked in a shop if I'd like a bag , for one small item

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can bare with me

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When someone's being pacific.

No, I don't want you to do an impression of a southern ocean, I'd like you to tell me exactly what's going on. "

priceless

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Any call centre, phone customer service: 'Your call is important to us' while you're on hold for two hours listening to the best of Eurovision. "
INFURIATING

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Being asked in a shop if I'd like a bag , for one small item "
Oh my days, yes! I think maybe they are told they have to?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!! "

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"You can bare with me "

Naughty chair for you!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person. "

I think you are confusing being dyslexic and uneducated !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

At the end of the day

(We go to sleep )

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

I herd …. No you heard, you’re (hate your) not cattle !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *loop JohnMan  over a year ago

Dublin

Or misuse of the word literally.. Harry kane was literally on fire in the first half... Eh no he wasn't...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *traight_no_iceMan  over a year ago

Stoke

In fast food restaurants when placing a takeaway order. Even though I say from the beginning that it is for takeaway, they usually ask towards the end eat in or takeaway.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

It is what it is

(Yep...it is what it is!)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person.

I think you are confusing being dyslexic and uneducated ! "

No, I was serious lol... one of my kids is dyslexic so I have invested a fair bit of time in researching why they find so-called easy words so hard... apparently it is those little words that are harder than complex ones.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being asked in a shop if I'd like a bag , for one small item Oh my days, yes! I think maybe they are told they have to? "

Just an excuse to extort more money from you lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who write defiantly instead of definitely

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People who write defiantly instead of definitely "
You could be definitely defiant?;-)

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is a serious topic!!

I often get asked id I can bare with somebody and I dare not ask if they really want me to get naked with them!

What other little expressions/ spelling errors make you wonder/ laugh/ despair/ chuckle? "

Lol. I used to work in telephone banking a long time ago…a forbidden phrase! I never have used it since

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"This is a serious topic!!

I often get asked id I can bare with somebody and I dare not ask if they really want me to get naked with them!

What other little expressions/ spelling errors make you wonder/ laugh/ despair/ chuckle?

Lol. I used to work in telephone banking a long time ago…a forbidden phrase! I never have used it since "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person.

I think you are confusing being dyslexic and uneducated !

No, I was serious lol... one of my kids is dyslexic so I have invested a fair bit of time in researching why they find so-called easy words so hard... apparently it is those little words that are harder than complex ones. "

??

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

People that are board

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person.

I think you are confusing being dyslexic and uneducated !

No, I was serious lol... one of my kids is dyslexic so I have invested a fair bit of time in researching why they find so-called easy words so hard... apparently it is those little words that are harder than complex ones.

??"

What are you asking me, please?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People that are board "

Cheese?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ockey64Man  over a year ago

Gloucester

Come with me. I’d love too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?


"People that are board

Cheese? "

I just imagine big flat people, a bit like the cards in Alice in Wonderland

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"People that are board

Cheese?

I just imagine big flat people, a bit like the cards in Alice in Wonderland "

Fair enough - guess it is nearly dinner time and I am hungry for a salad with cheese! Subconscious mind at play!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asher11Man  over a year ago

market harborough

your insurance will automatically renew we have searched and got you the best deal [but its still gone up £50]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Ex boss of mine didn't understand the difference between inertia and momentum, and used to talk about "really building inertia on the project".

Sadly he was too thin skinned for me to explain, so I just used to smile and nod and laugh inwardly.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

I'm going for a wonder

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Ex boss of mine didn't understand the difference between inertia and momentum, and used to talk about "really building inertia on the project".

Sadly he was too thin skinned for me to explain, so I just used to smile and nod and laugh inwardly."

How could you sit there and not laugh... that is so funny!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"your insurance will automatically renew we have searched and got you the best deal [but its still gone up £50]"
And that is only 50! Mine was more than 100 more than last year when nobody was driving so there were no accidents....go figure!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *phrodite OP   Woman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I'm going for a wonder "

Love it.. the wondrous wandering star!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"your insurance will automatically renew we have searched and got you the best deal [but its still gone up £50]And that is only 50! Mine was more than 100 more than last year when nobody was driving so there were no accidents....go figure!!"

I wish you'd bang me.

(Sorry, i couldn't resist).

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could of come up with others, but one will do

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *arewithmeMan  over a year ago

Craven Arms

From the guy who should know

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *asher11Man  over a year ago

market harborough

needless to say i changed company saved £60 then when rang up to cancel renewal old insurer said they could have beaten new quote WTF

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who write...quite for quiet

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fly high with the angles!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd reply but got a forum ban the last time I touched on this subject. So you'll defiantly knead to bare with me wile I find a sensable form of wurds.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *rambuie100Man  over a year ago

essex/suffolk border


"I'd reply but got a forum ban the last time I touched on this subject. So you'll defiantly knead to bare with me wile I find a sensable form of wurds. "

Got ya mucking words fuddled a bit , their

I still hate fingers doing speech marks, when talking. Grrr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

I’ve been naked in the garden this evening.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Have you sin (so and so)?" no I'm pretty sure I haven't sinned anyone today although I might have SEEN them. Also when said person is asking that what they really mean is do I know where (so and so) is at the moment. Really infuriates me no end.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I could of come up with others, but one will do "

NO ..... you could HAVE come up with others

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Fly high with the angles!

"

That's my favourite tattoo fail

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Heals instead of heels

And, Oh my days..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr Grey

Sorry for the creep, but you don't take messages from trannies...

What's that weapon (ahem... ) you're holding in the profile pic? Looks non-standard? xxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mr Grey

Sorry for the creep, but you don't take messages from trannies...

What's that weapon (ahem... ) you're holding in the profile pic? Looks non-standard? xxx"

Hi not creeped lol , good eye - it's the American M41a x

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wet your appetite

Peek your interest (quite common on here)

Could care less (no, you mean you couldn't care less)

Same difference (surely you mean the same thing)

Can I lend your .... (sure, who do you want to lend it to?)

Mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wet your appetite

Peek your interest (quite common on here)

Could care less (no, you mean you couldn't care less)

Same difference (surely you mean the same thing)

Can I lend your .... (sure, who do you want to lend it to?)

Mr"

Lol…can you borrow me gets me every time

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could of come up with others, but one will do

NO ..... you could HAVE come up with others"

you don't say!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wet your appetite

Peek your interest (quite common on here)

Could care less (no, you mean you couldn't care less)

Same difference (surely you mean the same thing)

Can I lend your .... (sure, who do you want to lend it to?)

Mr

Lol…can you borrow me gets me every time"

Ooh, I've not heard that one. Not sure if the lend one is regional- I don't recall hearing it before emigrating to Wales though that may just be my old age and wonky memory.

Mr

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"Heals instead of heels

And, Oh my days.."

I'm so bad for saying oh my days!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When people say brought in stead of bought

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *iman2100Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A very common one "it's to hot". No its too hot, too, too ,too !!!!

You know I have some sympathy for those because they are so difficult for a dyslexic person.

I think you are confusing being dyslexic and uneducated ! "

It's a fact, about 10% of the UK population are dyslexic and 75% of those dyslexics are on Fab. Yup. Its true!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ex boss of mine didn't understand the difference between inertia and momentum, and used to talk about "really building inertia on the project".

Sadly he was too thin skinned for me to explain, so I just used to smile and nod and laugh inwardly."

This is hilarious. I’m glad no one can hear how loudly this made me laugh. What a picture!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/07/21 06:27:12]

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you get an unwanted phone call and at the end they say thank you for calling, hang on?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd reply but got a forum ban the last time I touched on this subject. So you'll defiantly knead to bare with me wile I find a sensable form of wurds. "

There is a difference between citing an error in jest, as it is here, in contrast to the correcting of spelling and grammar in a manner that is unwarranted and the unnecessary use of it as a weapon to abuse another.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Chester draws for sale"

It's CHEST Of! CHEST......OF!!!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could of come up with others, but one will do

NO ..... you could HAVE come up with others

you don't say! "

. The irony.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People who write...quite for quiet"

Tbf I'm dyslexic and struggle with words with IE in them. I never know which way round

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Chester draws for sale"

It's CHEST Of! CHEST......OF!!!!!

"

OMG, there's a Catalouge (sic, literally spelt thus) Clearance Shop down the road from me that advertises Chester Draw among its offers.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being discrete would certainly ensure discretion.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0625

0