Fuck off cloud

By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

There's a dirty big cloud sitting over my patio, which one of you sent it

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Me coz I'm a Grumpy bastard

By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Me because I need the shade

By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Can you send it over here please? I'll be able to go outside then

By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nope. It's only the sun that shines out of my arse.

Clouds are someone else's department.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send it my way please, I despise the heat.