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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't mushrooms smaller and toadstools bigger?
well I wish it was a toadstool.. "
TBH mine is like a big mushroom/Darth Vaders helmet. I think that's just cause I'm circumcised. |
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"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!
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What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"gf said that my mushroom dick is very weird. Is it true? "
You're obsessed with it going by your profile. Stop blaming it on your gf.
You know, if you connect emotionally and you put it in her like you care, she doesn't give a flying fuck about its aesthetics. |
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"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!
What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom "
I would think. “This guy looks like a fun guy” |
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"Its unique. The head is a lot bigger in proportion to the shaft. But everyones different!
What would your reaction be do undoing my belt and zipper and pulling down my pants and seeing my mushroom "
If we'd got that far in the first place...then it's all good. |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
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"I think you are obsessed with talking about your dick (green arrow). You can't change it so why do you keep drawing attention to it? "
Green arrow & username suggest that this is very much the case |
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