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"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "  | |||
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"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! " You are on fire this morning my dear!  | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay? | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay? " | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she's recovering from the 6 orgasms you gave her during foreplay? "Then it would not be akward at all | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "What would you like her to do? (For research purposes) | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "Resigned herself to it is probably the better description. I'm told they ask if you are finished yet.. | |||
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"Cue the they won't have sex with me comments "They never do. Maybe I'm just approaching sex wrong | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint "   | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
What would you like her to do?
(For research purposes) "Grab my bum, scratch my back, wrap legs around, hands in my hair, touch your boobs. Not all at one obvs, just some options | |||
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"There are loads but I'm not brave enough to say "Why? | |||
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"There are loads but I'm not brave enough to say
Why? "No comment! | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " I bet that’s gonna be the number 1 lol | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. "  | |||
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"Clearly there are no complaints about us OP. We're obviously perfect " | |||
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Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
What would you like her to do?
(For research purposes)
Grab my bum, scratch my back, wrap legs around, hands in my hair, touch your boobs. Not all at one obvs, just some options "this. Anything. Something! | |||
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"No effort on their part. "
This
Sex should be a 2 way street | |||
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"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen
Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha "Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments. | |||
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"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen
Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha
Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments. "At least they don’t argue though I guess | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend" In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
What would you like her to do?
(For research purposes) "To add to my point. When I get a bj from a woman, I am not just lying on my back with my hands behind my head enjoying the moment. I like to caress my partner”s face, hair, body. I like giving some feedback even if non verbal | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed " By "guck guck" do you mean the sound? Because we don't do that on purpose, that's us trying to get a breath in between thrusts . | |||
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"No round of applause afterwards is disappointing " | |||
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"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen
Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha
Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments.
At least they don’t argue though I guess "Depends how expensive the doll is some talkback mind. | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed " Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " I never ever had that complaint... hence my name. I always came tops | |||
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"When she Led out like a starfish and does nothing the whole time thinking she queen
Then you question yourself, is this what sex has come too. Might as well buy a blow up doll. Haha
Ah but blow up dolls can puncture and fly around the room at inconvenient moments.
At least they don’t argue though I guess
Depends how expensive the doll is some talkback mind. "If they were designed in the UK probably have a nagging programme installed | |||
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"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! " But clearly...when they fill up they use a magic word and it changes unleaded to fairy dust | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " Hopefully my technique is on point | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. " Sounds like a good plan. i could get some more hoovering and ironing and cooking done then. | |||
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"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! " Haha! Love it | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. " Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth "It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth
It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "I would say on average same-sex oral is likely to be better, but not in all cases, should not be over-inflated. Just luck of the draw I guess. I know what I am doing at least | |||
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"This might just be me but When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no "once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth
It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all.
I would say on average same-sex oral is likely to be better, but not in all cases, should not be over-inflated. Just luck of the draw I guess. I know what I am doing at least "Ah but you need to try both to know for sure | |||
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In all seriousness. Bad hygiene is the worst. We've had a meet where the female half of the couple clearly had not had a shower. No excuse for not being clean if people are going to rub their bits in your face or on your body parts. | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth
It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "Same for me. The best oral sex I've had was from men. The worst has also been from men though . | |||
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 ,then you go down on her and wish you hadnt... it doesnt happen often but it does happen. | |||
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"Acting like they are doing you some sort of favour " "No effort on their part. " This right here, is game over for us. It isn't even a technique thing for me because every woman has their own unique style. As they say it's like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good. If the BJ is too painful, we can just do something else instead. I'm talking strictly about a vibe thing. The look in her eye. Is she excited to be here? I'm sure we all know the feeling when the two way lust is palpable. That's what I'm looking for. If a woman just expects to lie there and be showered with orgasms and attention, then I'm happy to oblige! Especially if Mrs Swing-a-Ling is having an enjoyable time with the male half.
But there will absolutely never be another meet with that couple. | |||
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"This is probably too broad a statement, but, Lack. Of. Effort." Jesus! Who are these women?!? | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth
It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all. "Of course. Everyone likes different. Lots are saying def no teeth but a little nibble is great | |||
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"This might just be me but When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no
once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more "She might of got hungry, probably imagining it was a jumbo/ battered sausage from the chipshop. Always feed a women before sex. | |||
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"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris. " Some would. | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Some gay and bi men are really crap at blowjobs, it can be a myth
It often get assumes that women are much better at giving women oral. In my experience that’s not really the case at all.
Same for me. The best oral sex I've had was from men. The worst has also been from men though . "Yes same! | |||
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"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris. Some would." Some do and I don’t like it  | |||
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"This might just be me but When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no "I had a partner who used to ask for teeth and for me to bite into it...hard. he found me too cautious with it. Perhaps they key thing is whether she watches to see what you respond to best and knows how to adapt her technique to the man she is with. | |||
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"It takes two people to have good sex and it’s not just about us listening to your reactions " Most definitely that! | |||
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"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this: When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy. It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt. "
I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what? | |||
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"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this: When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy. It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.
I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what? "Most definitely that too!! | |||
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"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards. (Who am I kidding? ) "A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage | |||
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"No round of applause afterwards is disappointing " You have to work really hard for one of those | |||
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"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards. (Who am I kidding? )
A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage "Which is why I bag it and take it home. Ain’t getting married, I’m never giving up my Lego….. or sharing | |||
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"The worrying “so we’re married now, right?” look afterwards. (Who am I kidding? )
A mans cum ejected somewhere about your person is surely an offer of a hand in marriage
Which is why I bag it and take it home. Ain’t getting married, I’m never giving up my Lego….. or sharing " | |||
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"Probably women who have those ‘Powered by Fairydust’ stickers in their car windows, when I have quite clearly seen them filling up with unleaded. If she’s lying about that, then what else is she lying about ?! "  radeep me laugh | |||
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"Woman are always right and perfect, my ex wife spent 30 years drumming that information into me, "Try growing up with 5 head strong older sisters and dominant battle axe mother like me | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them "I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " Get a bloke to do it then? | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them "What do you want them to do to their toes? | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman "Just wee Nora, it will be fine | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman
Just wee Nora, it will be fine " | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman "Never say that? And his questions wasn’t about what make you a woman? You can’t squirt and that’s fine! Maybe you haven’t found the right person | |||
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"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window. Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner" What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question? | |||
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"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’ " Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next! | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes? "Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course! | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course! "Hairy toe nails eh  | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them "Not every woman squirts or even orgasms. | |||
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"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window. Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question? " Fair enough. My bad. I shall close the door on my way out. | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. " This is why I always bring my sexy mate to help out | |||
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"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’ Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next! "Exactly. I was proud cause she wasn’t even my type anyway | |||
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"Waiting to see what's the best technique for a blow job is see if I've been crap or not "one where there teeth scrape on the sheesh kebab lol | |||
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"Daft wee pink motors with baby on board sticker in corner of back window. Don't they know. Nobody puts baby in the corner What’s have to do with during sex? Does people here read the question? Fair enough. My bad. I shall close the door on my way out. " just leave it open it’s getting hot | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. " Guilty | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. " Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me.  | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!
Hairy toe nails eh "don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf | |||
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"The best complement I received was ‘that was quick’ Well there’s no point in wasting time is there? onto the next!
Exactly. I was proud cause she wasn’t even my type anyway " | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!
Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf "But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me. "Or all that energetic slurping up and down for a blow job, is it ok if I just wank you off onto my tongue quickly. | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
"wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know… | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know… "40 years?! | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!
Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf
But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? "at least you made an effort of style | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!
Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf
But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? at least you made an effort of style "Thank you. I’m puffing out my chest with pride | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…
40 years?! "I grew up in country site, very premature with natural life and all that | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…
40 years?! I grew up in country site, very premature with natural life and all that " | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
What do you want them to do to their toes?
Hairy toe nails or badly painted of course!
Hairy toe nails eh don’t be pedantic obviously mistyping unless she’s a shewolf
But I like to plait my toe hair is this wrong? at least you made an effort of style
Thank you. I’m puffing out my chest with pride "hairy one I guess | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…
40 years?! "Started young. | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. Thank you for articulating this succinctly. If any ladies disagree with this, they can prove him wrong to me.
Or all that energetic slurping up and down for a blow job, is it ok if I just wank you off onto my tongue quickly. "As long as it’s done with passion. Always with passion. | |||
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"When a woman’s wanking you off for like 20 seconds, then she swaps hands, then swaps back, then she gives you that look that says I’m really grafting here and just in case you hadn’t got the hint she puffs her cheeks out and blows her fringe up from her forehead like she’s working up a sweat. When she’s done all that you just know what’s coming, she’s going to start moaning her arm is aching, 30 seconds she lasted, 30 seconds, meanwhile you’ve been priming her up for a good 40 minutes beforehand. This is why I always bring my sexy mate to help out "Tag team? | |||
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"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this: When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy. It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.
I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?
Most definitely that too!! "Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them. And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you. I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket. | |||
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"Bad blow job grating my cock with her teeth. Badly waxed or legs not freshly waxed Forgot to do her toes The quiet ones when you fuck them for the first time ! The ones who don’t squirt She smoked before the meeting ! But I still love them
Not every woman squirts or even orgasms.
wow thank you for that! After 40 years of having sex with women I was mystified by why one can and not the other ! Now I know…
40 years?! "Ooh... Been caught out lying about his age?!
47? You sure? | |||
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"This might just be me but When women starting using teeth and biting on a blowjob. No no no
once a got teeth marks on the head of my penis. She obviously got carried away during 69 but I am still thinking what could have happened if she got carried away more "I once ended up with *actual bruises* on my glans courtesy of a young lady whose USP was that she had no gag reflex, but who failed to realised that the distance between her back teeth was somewhat smaller than the diameter of my penis. Ow. Fucking ow. | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open "Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!! | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open
Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!"I could literally give a masterclass in the dark arts of proper fellatio | |||
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"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this: When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy. It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.
I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?
Most definitely that too!!
Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them.
And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you.
I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket. "I guess if you're very upfront about being emotionally closed off it's gonna hamper your chances | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open
Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!
I could literally give a masterclass in the dark arts of proper fellatio "I would come for this. | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend In no particular order: Teeth contact Pulling your skin back so hard you’re banjo string goes. The “guck guck guck” thing ( watched to much porn) Thinking licking the tip while doing that twisting wank motion constitutes a blow job. Sucking the cock only and not running your tongue up and down the shaft. Doing it eyes closed Oooh thought I was doing OK till last one I don't always keep my eyes open
Every woman should know the power of eye contact in a blow job !!!"Thing is, some guys curve upwards quite a lot, in which case you have to tilt your head downwards so they can slide into your mouth easily, unless your literally just want me to suck the tip. It's hard to make eye contact at that angle. If a guy has a straight dick or one which curves downwards slightly then eye contact can be easily maintained throughout. | |||
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"I have very, very few complaints about sex with a woman, but the big one is this: When they *pretend* to want sex with me, when what they really want is some form of emotional intimacy. It's happened to me so often, and I'm so tired of it. *Everybody* gets hurt.
I get where you are going with this. I now either do quick meets (I’m far too old for a booty call but fuck it) or I try and steer a conversation before a meeting to “intentions”, I don’t want to lie to anyone and pretend to want some formal or long lasting commitment but that works both ways, being honest about goals is really important. Or as you say, it ends up a clusterfuck. And for what?
Most definitely that too!!
Yeah. Exactly. Unfortunately, no matter how up-front you are at the beginning, some people believe that the way to get the emotional intimacy they're seeking is tolerate the sex with you until you catch feelings for them.
And when you've had all the sex they're willing to endure, and you *still* haven't fallen head-over-heels for them... shit. God help you.
I just want to be desired as actual sexual being, yeah? I'm not some weird celibate Mills & Boon / Hallmark / Working Title security blanket.
I guess if you're very upfront about being emotionally closed off it's gonna hamper your chances "Fortunately there is a middle ground between being "emotionally closed off", as you put, and being an animated teddy bear with a box of chocolates. | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman " When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches " Tbh I establish details like that all prior to meeting. | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches " Did you call her Priti Patel? | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches Tbh I establish details like that all prior to meeting. " Agree, but its usual spur of the moment request. I like to ask questions actually but its surprising how many people find it hard to express beyond the vague 'no limits' . It would certainly avoid the 'slap my arse harder, harder, harder, that best you got, harder, really!!!?,harder, harder, NOT THAT HARD!! | |||
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"Ladies, you wouldn't want us to be rough with your clitoris. Some would." I 2nd that | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint " Nobody had ever complained about one of mine. | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely "Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame Blows my mind Sorry rant over | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
"Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too? | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?"Exactly! Why? There must be a reason! | |||
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"Shit blow job technique is probably my biggest complaint Describe shit technique ..... I'm checking for a friend" Teeth, so dry it might as well have been a handshake, won’t put more than half the head in, has a face in her like old witch like shit off a nettle, did I say teeth? | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!"Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen. | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen. "Yes sorry I have missed your point | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?"Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking? Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard? It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?
Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?
Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?
It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something "And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?
Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?
Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?
It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something
And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man"It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum. They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out. But they love the drama and like to feel important By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility. Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?
Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?
Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?
It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something
And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man
It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.
They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.
But they love the drama and like to feel important
By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.
Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck "Do you not see the irony in all your posts? | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?
Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?
Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?
It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something
And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man
It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.
They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.
But they love the drama and like to feel important
By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.
Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck "Sorry I thought this thread was men moaning about about women not performing to the man desires and standards, about what women do wrong! Why does she just lay there etc Was merely trying to explain that if the sex is shit and not to your liking it’s not just down to the woman, it’s a two way street and communication is key on both sides not just the woman’s side. If she not not sucking your cock how you want say so! If she’s just lay there like a sack of spuds she’s clearly not enjoying her self! I’m not moaning! | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. " Yeah, but you don't get the joyful laughter from a fanny fart. | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman When she asks you to call her names during sex (doesn't set parameters)but takes exception, ups and leaves not happy with my choices. From experience dont go leftfield!!, stick with the boring cliches Did you call her Priti Patel? " Haha no i didnt, was something along the lines of her being a dissapoint to her parents, bad human being. To be fair | |||
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"Not really a complaint but it is a bit awkward when a woman just lies down during missionary doing nothing, as if she has surrended completely
Maybe she’s bored already and ready for a nap
Not turned on and she’s thinking ffs do you think if I just lie here he’ll realise and make an effort
Perhaps you’ve been ramming your tongue so hard down her throat she’s traumatised
Maybe she’s knows she’s not your type and it’s just a f-ck so why bother giving her best
She’s seen the size of your cock and thinks if I move it’ll just slip out
You’ve used your teeth on her clit or finger fucked her so hard she’s now sore and scared to move
If I lie here and don’t move maybe heel finish quick and F off
Your not really her type but she was desperate for a f-ck and thought a cock is cock the she saw it and was thinking how do I get out of this one
Why is men complain constantly about not getting sex then when they do it’s not good enough and the woman is to blame
Why would women lie there and take any of the above ? Why are saying it is all the mans fault for not pleasing her? why is it only the mans job to do that? Why are they not trying to please the man too?
Exactly! Why? There must be a reason!
Yeah you missed my point totally. Walking away would be better rather than let it happen.
Yes sorry I have missed your point
Why doesn’t she tell him what she likes or just say “I’m not feeling this”?
Isn’t this like blaming a fish for being a shit bird?
Why doesn’t the man tell her if she not sucking his cock to his liking?
Why doesn’t the man say your squeezing my ball a little to hard?
It’s my point exactly! It’s a two way street you not gonna enjoy the sex if your not communicating with each other and letting the other person know your enjoying something
And yet your post we all quoted sounded like you were blaming it all on the man
It's always the same women moaning and man hating on the forum.
They complain about everything including the messages they get yet never ever use the message filters which end the problem immediately as mods like rugby always point out.
But they love the drama and like to feel important
By pointing the finger instead of taking responsibility.
Me me me . Same old complainers boring as fuck
Sorry I thought this thread was men moaning about about women not performing to the man desires and standards, about what women do wrong! Why does she just lay there etc
Was merely trying to explain that if the sex is shit and not to your liking it’s not just down to the woman, it’s a two way street and communication is key on both sides not just the woman’s side. If she not not sucking your cock how you want say so! If she’s just lay there like a sack of spuds she’s clearly not enjoying her self!
I’m not moaning!
"I agree, communication is key. Just that your example put the blame on the guy and the lack of communication on the woman…or maybe that was your point? Ironic that a failure of communication to express the failure to communicate | |||
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"Here you go guys , what’s your number 1 complaint when having sex with a woman " | |||
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"Blokes should just have sex with blokes really. We're better at blowjobs because we know what they feel like. We don't need to be warmed up with foreplay, just proceed directly to cock, do not pass Go. Yeah, but you don't get the joyful laughter from a fanny fart." | |||
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