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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too "
I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book"
Interesting  I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book
Interesting I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense"
I suspect its quick a thick one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too "
He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine "
Who? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He cracks me up. So quick with his wit  "
Do you reckon if you met him, that you'd spend the whole time laughing because he's hilarious and end up not having sex? |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too "
Preparation.
He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead.
Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead.
At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines. "
It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
He’s certainly one of a kind , perhaps he’s friends with Tim Vine
Who?"
He’s a stand up comedian known for his one liners |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
Preparation.
He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead.
Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead.
At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world.
E"
This is a really awesome image actually  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines.
It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. "
Crack the whip then |
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"I suspect he has a naturally dry wit, and a small, but conscientious, team of script writers in the Philippines.
It’s true, they work tirelessly around the clock so I can get that all important reply and quote, I’ve dried up at the minute cause they’re all stood at the water cooler, slagging me off for making them work weekends. "
Don’t they know how lucky they are? Make an example of one, get them to help the “home alone” guy! They’ll be grateful after that! |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
Preparation.
He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead.
Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead.
At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world.
E
This is a really awesome image actually "
It's all true y'know.
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
I have no opinion on men's bums, but yes he is quick witted and I think he actually wrote the book
Interesting I hadn't considered he wrote it, that would make sense
I suspect its quick a thick one"
It is and the book is even thicker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I’m a fan *fangirls wildly*
I’d like think that when he has sex he cracks off one liners between position changes, that when he comes up for air it’s to go check his shed and make sure the hedgehog is ok, then he’s back to making womenfolk everywhere happy with his wit and willy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars! "
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars!
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty "
I think they mean again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars!
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty
I think they mean again "
Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars!
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty
I think they mean again
Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis?"
Absolutely not! What a world we’d be living in if that were the case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars!
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty
I think they mean again
Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis?"
Women and men should be able to appreciate each other without this assumption |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"CJ is very funny, but so are you OP. Not only should you meet and have sex (if you both want), but if you two had kids they'd be surreal comedy superstars!
CJ, apparently we should do the dirty
I think they mean again
Can't a woman appreciate a man without everyone assuming she must be bouncing on his penis?
Women and men should be able to appreciate each other without this assumption "
I agree entirely |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.  "
You asked for help too eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.
You asked for help too eh? "
Haha no, merely an observation. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
Preparation.
He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead.
Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead.
At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world.
E
This is a really awesome image actually "
I picture him sat on a hand carved stool, naked except for a loin cloth, striking the keys as flashes of inspiration skip wistfully through his imagination.
Sweat pours from his brow, running in rivers down his muscled torso.
His hand sweeps the beads of perspiration from his forehead, back through his ginger mane.......
His body glusteni........ Hold on, BRB 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where do you suppose he gets his comedy one liners from? Is he just a quick witted genius or is he frantically flipping through his 'hilarious one liners' book while he types?
Guy cracks me up. Good bum too
Preparation.
He sits alone in his Yurt, toiling over a hot typewriter, frantically constructing material for the week ahead.
Pausing only for a strong cup of builders tea to invigorate him for the hours ahead.
At the dawn of Monday morn, he sits, poised, ready to share his sage wisdom and non homie with the world.
E
This is a really awesome image actually
I picture him sat on a hand carved stool, naked except for a loin cloth, striking the keys as flashes of inspiration skip wistfully through his imagination.
Sweat pours from his brow, running in rivers down his muscled torso.
His hand sweeps the beads of perspiration from his forehead, back through his ginger mane.......
His body glusteni........ Hold on, BRB
E"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.
He really isn't."
Now, now, the veil is slipping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked at WHSmiths and one time I saw this guy sat on his phone and he was browing Fabswingers and the poor guy was surrounded by all the joke and pun books desperately searching for the right thing to say! If you haven't guessed already it was City Jeans. He's a fake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.
He really isn't."
This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I worked at WHSmiths and one time I saw this guy sat on his phone and he was browing Fabswingers and the poor guy was surrounded by all the joke and pun books desperately searching for the right thing to say! If you haven't guessed already it was City Jeans. He's a fake. "
I knew it!
Problem was he picked up a Mary Berry book by mistake, but he did learn how to get a good rise out of his soufflé. |
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"I worked at WHSmiths and one time I saw this guy sat on his phone and he was browing Fabswingers and the poor guy was surrounded by all the joke and pun books desperately searching for the right thing to say! If you haven't guessed already it was City Jeans. He's a fake. "
Dumdum dumdumdum dududum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.
He really isn't.
This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying."
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"Honestly, he's an extremely funny and clearly very intelligent fella, i just wish he'd stop mocking men asking for help, he's better than that.
He really isn't.
This was intended to be a kind thread. Just saying."
No one is being unkind. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced
I always liked Markoh.
Same.  "
I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls.
I scared the shit out of him
We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced
I always liked Markoh.
Same.
I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls.
I scared the shit out of him
We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life. "
Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that.
Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised?
*apologies for the thread drift.
City Jeans. #swoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ??????
Look harder "
It's hard. So much derailing.
Once upon a time he followed a mischievous hedgehog to his shed and discovered a treasure chest full of pun wisdom collected by Wise Men of the Web since the fab creation day. It was entrusted into him by an AntiBoredom Fab Partisan Army and he is the current Key keeper.
Experts warn that people are still far from understanding all his high fly humour. But apparently it helps if you have a cappachoochoo and a bun. Or two buns. Then you might be able to digest more easily some comical word artistry.
Ps. If nobody says House i'll be deeply disappointed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced
I always liked Markoh.
Same.
I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls.
I scared the shit out of him
We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life.
Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that.
Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised?
*apologies for the thread drift.
City Jeans. #swoon"
It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too
And I have to agree on the CJ swoon |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not gone through the whole thread… but City Jeans… the enigma of fab…
Mostly found watching old comedy programmes like the fast show.., interchanged with introspective ness and a love of science & man shit…(particularly outdoors Bike stuff)
Ultimately a nice guy who is way shyer than we realise and hides behind the confidence of being the joker…
But we love him and he brightens everyone’s day & makes us smile (even if he’s shit a keeping in touch & replying to messages) |
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies. "
I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies.
I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon "
Same VG, same.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have no idea who y'all are on about ??????
Look harder
It's hard. So much derailing.
Once upon a time he followed a mischievous hedgehog to his shed and discovered a treasure chest full of pun wisdom collected by Wise Men of the Web since the fab creation day. It was entrusted into him by an AntiBoredom Fab Partisan Army and he is the current Key keeper.
Experts warn that people are still far from understanding all his high fly humour. But apparently it helps if you have a cappachoochoo and a bun. Or two buns. Then you might be able to digest more easily some comical word artistry.
Ps. If nobody says House i'll be deeply disappointed. "
HOUSE |
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies.
I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon "
Where did Estragon go?! |
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced
I always liked Markoh.
Same.
I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls.
I scared the shit out of him
We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life.
Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that.
Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised?
*apologies for the thread drift.
City Jeans. #swoon
It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies.
I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon
Where did Estragon go?!"
He got bored of waiting for Godot and decided to seek him himself. |
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"Because he'll be a bit butthurt if I don't comment, yeah he's moderately amusing. I think of him as being the forum version of Josh Widdicombe, minus the glasses but with a thicker accent.
I like it when he has a bromance with someone, it gives me the warm fuzzies.
I miss the double act of CJ & Estragon
Where did Estragon go?!
He got bored of waiting for Godot and decided to seek him himself. "
BADOOM tshh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He’s good but he’s not Markoh, that guy will never be replaced
I always liked Markoh.
Same.
I remember the first time I met Markoh; it was at a mls.
I scared the shit out of him
We then ended up chatting for hours and I’ve never laughed so much in all my life.
Ha ha, I'd have loved to see that.
Was that an early MLS, that Mrs SB and the pink haired floozy organised?
*apologies for the thread drift.
City Jeans. #swoon
It was indeed. I may have seen the lesser spotted Markoh recently too
Lucky you. "
Who the fuck are you?
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