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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!! "
What about the radish?  
XXXX |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!!
What about the radish?
XXXX"
off my radar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!! "
Next time I go shopping at Asda I will get it out and start comparing it to there vegetables
Tony |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!!
Next time I go shopping at Asda I will get it out and start comparing it to there vegetables
Tony"
Err i wouldn't be getting your yankie doodle out in asda in the veggie isle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!! 
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers 
Shona
x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers
Shona
x x x "
Ill be looking further up the aisle where the men are comparing marrows |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers
Shona
x x x "
Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers
Shona
x x x "
Shaz would be at the cucumber/marrow part offering a help in hand 
Tony |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers
Shona
x x x
Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed! "
I don't want no granny stroking it!
Tony |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Why not get your doodle out in Asda??
Us ladies could do with a laugh when trying to get the last decent pack of carrots!!
I can just imagine it now rows upon rows of guys all stood examining the carrots looking forlornly at their trousers
Shona
x x x
Well if he does i have visions of some granny having a stroke and an ambulance being needed!
I don't want no granny stroking it!
Tony"
thou doth protest too much there i think |
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" apparantly cocks are in the following shapes:
the carrot- best postion girl on top
the asparagus: best position full frontal
the courgette:best postion reverse cowgirl
the mushroom: best postion the hip tilter
the banana: best postion face to face
the aubergine: best postion twisted reverse cowgirl
fucking vegetarians!!! "
Do they count towards your 5-a-day portions? |
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