Heavy cummer with a dick like a baseball bat, married, professional who has a fetish for buying used knickers and wants to whisk you away to my mansion in southern France, how much will that cost me?

oh wait you said ideal message not the types of messages I get…whoops x

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Good at tag-teaming off a wardrobe?

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By *vriderMan over a year ago

Chester

"Heavy cummer with a dick like a baseball bat, married, professional who has a fetish for buying used knickers and wants to whisk you away to my mansion in southern France, how much will that cost me?

oh wait you said ideal message not the types of messages I get…whoops x"

Shit.

Is that where I'm going wrong??

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

The best 1st message is being tall, hung and incredibly good looking

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Oh your a military guy.......come fuck me immediately

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

oh wait you said ideal message not the types of messages I get…whoops x"

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'd juat say something like... I really like your profile.

(Maybe pick up on a point from within it)

Open a conversation, nothing to heavy or sexually upfront.

It wouldn't be long drawn out message...just a quick intro...see where it goes.

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Oh your a military guy.......come fuck me immediately

That sounds like something I might say

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I usually go the following.

Hey I'm josh it's nice to meet you. Have a look at my profile if you like it give me a message."

Refer to something in their profile, to show that you've read it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand...

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

"Oh your a military guy.......come fuck me immediately

That sounds like something I might say

"
my dream woman then x

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I know a cracking owl sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd juat say something like... I really like your profile.

(Maybe pick up on a point from within it)

Open a conversation, nothing to heavy or sexually upfront.

It wouldn't be long drawn out message...just a quick intro...see where it goes.

It worked on me

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By *moothCriminal_xMan over a year ago

Redditch

"I usually go the following.

Hey I'm josh it's nice to meet you. Have a look at my profile if you like it give me a message.

Refer to something in their profile, to show that you've read it! "

Hey Mimi...local naked male maid here...also have an ice cream truck with all the rasberry ripple you could want...cool down by hotting things up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/21 22:04:24]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just send this and hope for the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or I ask if they'll watch TV with me on Wednesdays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got to be honest, I try to keep it light and usual a comment about a possible status update

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'd juat say something like... I really like your profile.

(Maybe pick up on a point from within it)

Open a conversation, nothing to heavy or sexually upfront.

It wouldn't be long drawn out message...just a quick intro...see where it goes.

It worked on me

That's good to know

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I just send this and hope for the best.

I was going to say this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or I ask if they'll watch TV with me on Wednesdays.

Love your bio.. x

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By *vriderMan over a year ago

Chester

How does that normally go for you?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand... "

I don't have a bike

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By *vriderMan over a year ago

Chester

"I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand...

I don't have a bike

My ex had her clit pierced and she said my bike make her mad horny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this is megan foxs agent she needs a bit of rough tonight and pays well

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand...

I don't have a bike

My ex had her clit pierced and she said my bike make her mad horny."

When I was younger the vibrations from sitting on the bus could start me off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually read their profile, find something to talk about from it, maybe a non sexual pic, and compliment them in there smile, or eyes.

A bit of banter and a nice smiling pic.

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By *vriderMan over a year ago

Chester

"I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand...

I don't have a bike

My ex had her clit pierced and she said my bike make her mad horny.

When I was younger the vibrations from sitting on the bus could start me off

Best advert for training to be a bus driver ever that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to know if the thrill of your bikes back seat gets me off faster than my wand...

I don't have a bike

I don't have a wand but I do have the back seat and your bum would look great perched on it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh no, here we go again.

OP, did it not occur to you to search the forum first to see if the subject may have been brought up before?

There is no ideal first message. There is no magic formula.

There is no 'one size fits all'

The other thing you need to get your head around, abd this is really, really important, is to not think of private messages as some sort of live chat system, because it isn't.

Just like e-mails aren't.

Think of them more as if you were writing a message, on paper, and sending it physically in the mail.

Once you can get your head around that, you may begin to understand that you need to put into your message everything you want to say.

If you start with 'Hi' or 'Hiw are you', you are setting off on the wrong foot and it will be deleted.

Next piece of really useful information.

READ THEIR PROFILE.

Because, if you don't, it will show in your message, and they will delete it.

But before any if that, before you even start typing, consider your own profile, because before anyone even considers reading anything you send them, they WILL look at that first, and if it looks like you haven't made much of an effort, or it's lacking on information, or they simply don't like the look of you, guess what?

Yep, they will delete your message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh wait you said ideal message not the types of messages I get…whoops x"

I never said anything about a baseball bat.

I said Ping Pong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I start with a hi then a hi how are you, if neither of them leave them like putty in my hands I go in with the ultimate messaging weapon and drop a dick pic I there inbox it works 100% most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Incidentally OP, on the subject of reading things, i'd suggest you read site FAQ's and also the forum rules, as it's actually against forum rules to post the content of private messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or I ask if they'll watch TV with me on Wednesdays.

This would work on us

what we watching ?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I don't want to give away my trade secrets, but 99% of the time I have success with:

"Hey babe, d'you want breeding?"

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

Herts

I would be happy with:

‘I like the look of you, we should meet, do some sexy stuff then coffee cake and conversation, more sexy stuff.

What do you think?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You make me quiver

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

FAF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"FAF

"
This

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"FAF

This

from her up there ^

the sparkly one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's see what everyone thinks is the way to start a convo on here "

“How you doin?”

A Joey classic.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Start with "Hello" rather than just launching straight into the nitty-gritty. There seems to a divide between those people who say hello and nothing else, and those people who don't say hello and just get straight into it. Also, use our names! They are on the profile!

These two things seem blindingly obvious to us, easy, friendly and respectful, but hardly anybody does them.

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