"Be born into wealth, be handsome and most of all take your trolley back. "
I always do the latter - fucked on the first two unfortunately - I came out of a skint vagina.
My advice? Very cliche but be yourself - we’re all shit at being someone else! Xx |
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"Be born into wealth, be handsome and most of all take your trolley back.
I always do the latter - fucked on the first two unfortunately - I came out of a skint vagina.
My advice? Very cliche but be yourself - we’re all shit at being someone else! Xx"
I’ve no time for people who don’t return their trolleys, first question I ask a woman is if she returns her trolley, the problem is more women are getting home deliveries, so this question is becoming obsolete. |
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"Be born into wealth, be handsome and most of all take your trolley back.
I always do the latter - fucked on the first two unfortunately - I came out of a skint vagina.
My advice? Very cliche but be yourself - we’re all shit at being someone else! Xx
I’ve no time for people who don’t return their trolleys, first question I ask a woman is if she returns her trolley, the problem is more women are getting home deliveries, so this question is becoming obsolete. "
Damn - that’s definitely a problem you have there!
Worry not - I get all my best inspiration on the park. The pup and I will help you come up with something. He’s currently very chuffed after just having the ‘cone of shame’ taken off. He had his balls lopped last week. Now THAT’S a problem City!  |
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