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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
So for the first time in over 12 months, I am able to go spend some time with my mum.
I have no doubt that I will get the your not looking after yourself property, you look like you've lost weight, and try to feed me up  |
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I bet she's right looking forward to it, I've not seen my son since Feb 2020 and I'm looking forward to him being a cheeky twat and legging me over as I walk past. (He hides behind doors and when I walk into a room he clotheslines me so I fall backwards and catches me- it’s more fun than it sounds) Hopefully I won't have many more months to wait. |
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over a year ago
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Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on |
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "
Mums and Nans are the best  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "
Amazing! This is like my mum - tells me about my weight and then an old school friend who she's seen at church who is a size 10 and a solicitor (because clearly that's the gold standard of life) and then proceeds to empty her fridge in her Italian over feeding ways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mums are important  mine has just become a widow so she needs a bit of support at the moment.
Enjoy your time together "
mine to, and as we live close we were able to be in a bubble, so ive been able to look after her, ive know just had a double knee op so shes looking after me, win win, enjoy your visit op, as i learned with my dad, you miss them when they are gone. |
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "
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I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes
Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit
Me: no it's 29 degrees
Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on
Me: I'm not cold
Mum: well you look cold to me
To my dad :put the heating on she's cold
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look  "
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear  |
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear "
Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!? |
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear
Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!? "
Having got to know my father, I KNOW where my proclivities stem from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ash's mum is always telling him off! A couple of weeks ago he was due a hair cut when he went to visit her, she refused to go for a walk with him until she had brushed his hair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on
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I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes
Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit
Me: no it's 29 degrees
Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on
Me: I'm not cold
Mum: well you look cold to me
To my dad :put the heating on she's cold
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If I went round now, I bet they'd have the fire on
"Have it on low, so it just 'airs the room' "
For 'airs the room' read 'Saharan temperatures' |
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on "
This is hilarious simply because it’s so true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear "
Yours too?
I popped round yesterday in a 'summer shirt'
Have you had a new shirt?
Yeah, I got it from TK Maxx a few weeks ago
It's nice, it's light, nice for this weather, looks a bit like a blouse though
Then tottled off into the kitchen |
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear
Yours too?
I popped round yesterday in a 'summer shirt'
Have you had a new shirt?
Yeah, I got it from TK Maxx a few weeks ago
It's nice, it's light, nice for this weather, looks a bit like a blouse though
Then tottled off into the kitchen "
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Love my mum to bits but i expect to get critised from the minute I walk through the door. My hair always gets mentioned as apparently I am too old for long hair and should get it cut short like my sister as she always looks lovely. |
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My mum buys me shopping and tries to force money onto me. She's convinced I am constantly broke.
I love her with all my heart so I don't whine too much about the way she shows her love, just roll my eyes and take the piss out of how short she is.
I hope you had a fantastic time and enjoyed all the fuss AC! |
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"First thing she said was I could have had a shave, don't think she likes the new look
the first thing my mum does is look me up and down then critique my outfit.
If she could only see some of the stuff I wear
Even more worryingly, where do you think you inherited your spicy appetite from!? "
oh definitely my paternal grandmother. |
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"Conversations with my Mum go something like this:
Have you put weight on again?
Probably
Oh, Stephen, don't get big again, it's not good for you
I know, I won't
Do you want a kit kat?
No
Are you having a sandwich?
No
A few crisps?
No
They're nice, I've got some Tyrells
No
Do you want a brew?
Yeah, that'd be nice
*Tottles in with tray
Here you are, I've put you a Blue Riband on
.
I have similar conversations with my mum but about clothes
Mum: aren't you cold in that outfit
Me: no it's 29 degrees
Mum: well I'm freezing put a cardigan on
Me: I'm not cold
Mum: well you look cold to me
To my dad :put the heating on she's cold
If I went round now, I bet they'd have the fire on
"Have it on low, so it just 'airs the room' "
For 'airs the room' read 'Saharan temperatures' "
yep |
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"Enjoy OP. I’m up with my Dad for the first time in a year and I think it’s the best time we’ve spent together in a very long time, we have had a strained relationship through adulthood. "
Ah that’s good to hear Spurs have a lovely time x |
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