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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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I have, of late, been thinking like a single male ( stereotype thinking)
as in I see a female with a sexy body, and all i can think is. cor, would love a go on that.. or wow look at them boobs,
before i might have noticed their shoes or hair before the body...
does this mean I have a single male inside trying to get out???? 
if I start waking up and scratching me fanny, then wiping me hands on the curtain before belching and standing up to pee, I will be seeking medical attention..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yeah i know what you mean...ive even started spitting on my hand before i shove my fingers up their arse and slapping them when ive done before i throw them off and leave hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I have, of late, been thinking like a single male ( stereotype thinking)
as in I see a female with a sexy body, and all i can think is. cor, would love a go on that.. or wow look at them boobs,
before i might have noticed their shoes or hair before the body...
does this mean I have a single male inside trying to get out????
if I start waking up and scratching me fanny, then wiping me hands on the curtain before belching and standing up to pee, I will be seeking medical attention.. "
hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So married life turns women slowly into straight men? is this the actual reason why men say that soon as a woman eats wedding cake the blow jobs stop..
just a theory lol |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"So married life turns women slowly into straight men? is this the actual reason why men say that soon as a woman eats wedding cake the blow jobs stop..
just a theory lol "
well the wedding cake theory is rubbish, I have eating loads of our cake and FSM has had his share of BJ this weekend lol
I think its some new virus.. maybe there is a male to female version, the single guys will start looking at the other lads and think ,, umm nice arse, like his shirt. he has wonderful eyes..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yeah i know what you mean...ive even started spitting on my hand before i shove my fingers up their arse and slapping them when ive done before i throw them off and leave hehehe "
Pmsl x  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"So married life turns women slowly into straight men? is this the actual reason why men say that soon as a woman eats wedding cake the blow jobs stop..
just a theory lol "
Did you say "slowly" Cute? She's only been wed 5 minutes ffs......my (kinda half serious) theory is the testosterone in some women's bodies is more than others and that what makes a single fem swinger (plus I'm working with a majority of women for first time ever and can't wait to get out) My mate, though, says I'm more balanced that most women (idiot, but we've been best pals for 40 years......) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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does this mean I have a single male inside trying to get out????
Did you hear a muffled cry, then, and feel a sharp jab last time you sat down too quick during a meet?
And there you were complaining that meets seem to just fuck and fuck off...... |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
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"men are from mars and women are from venus and neither are capable of getting into the heads of the other!"
the curiosity rover has been on mars for a few days, there is no sign of porn, beer or sports tv, SO no, men are not from mars...... |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
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does this mean I have a single male inside trying to get out????
Did you hear a muffled cry, then, and feel a sharp jab last time you sat down too quick during a meet?
And there you were complaining that meets seem to just fuck and fuck off......"
i never complain.. I may moan... loudly lol but never complain.
as for sitting on someone.. I do like to be on top... maybe he is still in there.  |
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"men are from mars and women are from venus and neither are capable of getting into the heads of the other!
the curiosity rover has been on mars for a few days, there is no sign of porn, beer or sports tv, SO no, men are not from mars...... "
I bet you believe we landed on the moon too! thats not mars its Morecambe beach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hahah i know what you mean, this started for me when i realised i spet one evening drinking beer and using my sex toys instead of painting my nails and baking cakes haha |
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