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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience. |
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"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience."
You can read to me while Evie is busy ....erm .. elsewhere  |
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"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience."
Where do I sign?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kinda wished I picked something more exotic than plums now 
First answer only.
You wanted plums, you got plums
I see we’ve found the goddess of no second chances  "
You got me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience.
Where do I sign? "
My buttocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The goddess of cock sucking
I’d quite like to be the god of cock sucking and sit beside you!
We shall serve on high sucking cocks together "
It would make a change for the god and goddess to be the ones on their knees |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd be the goddess of erotica, incorporating erotic readings for all those pseudo-intellectuals who are too intelligent for mere visual porn and need an altogether more scintillating and stimulating experience.
Where do I sign?
My buttocks "
 Oi, get your own deity identity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high 
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire  x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date  "
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x"
Make sure you wash your bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The goddess of cock sucking
Dammit. I got in too late "
The pantheon of cock sucking requires a host of cock hungry god and goddesses. There are a lot of cocks about! |
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x"
Well I've already seen what's underneath x |
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I’d be the goddess of Love  I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.
Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x"
As recently as this morning  x |
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x"
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold "
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work? 
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x |
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x"
The milkman untied me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x
The milkman untied me "
Wait, what? We have a milkman? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x"
Erm get a room will ya! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.
Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more "
Traffic wardens? |
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x
Erm get a room will ya! "
We have but its not available till September |
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"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.
Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more
Traffic wardens? "
They certainly never signed up for love lol. |
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x
The milkman untied me
Wait, what? We have a milkman? x"
Errmmm no I meant I untied myself x |
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"I’d be the goddess of Love I’d be spreading this love to those I felt deserve this beautiful emotion.
Just the Traffic Wardens today …they ensure good traffic flow through our Towns and Cities. I can’t think of anyone else who deserves our love more
Traffic wardens?
They certainly never signed up for love lol. "
so cynical…. No love for you two ..24 hour ban  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God of consistently fucking up
You'd better not be...my expectations are high
For you it'll be the god of hearts desire x
Oh you smooth charmer, I can't wait till the date
Its going to be an epic day, been ages since I've worn a kilt x
Well I've already seen what's underneath x
As recently as this morning x
Couldn't see this morning because of the blindfold
Talking of blindfold, how did you get untied after I went to work?
I know your supple, but not double jointed!! x
The milkman untied me
Wait, what? We have a milkman? x
Errmmm no I meant I untied myself x"
Good, because for one moment I thought I'd left door open x |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
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"God of disco dancing with a throbbing hard-on. I'd say I own that already. 
Do you require a dance partner? X
I do. Question. how are you negotiating around a horizontal dance pole ?  "
I’d rather show you the description wouldn’t do it justice |
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