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"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them! 
C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them! 
If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed? "
Make sure you pot the right balls  |
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"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!
C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!
If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed?
Make sure you pot the right balls "
I best wear my glasses
I should be alright... unless they've become too steamed up to see through   |
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"A naughty corner… for those who don’t know how to behave
Is that good naughty or bad naughty.
Only when I'm good I'm good but when I'm bad i'm better (love that quote) "
Let’s have two, those who are good naughty and those that just don’t know how to behave |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I'd have pool tables and they'd be no fucking on them!
C'mon not the pool table..surely...you'll just ruin them!
If you ran a club what would or wouldn't be allowed? "
I’d make sure I had enough cash to change the hot tub filters after they get clogged with wax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A stripper night.. men get their kit off to leave your hat on, women strip to pony and then they all have one big live sex show for your viewing pleasure.
You're welcome. |
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"Another vote for no alcohol.
I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.
There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.
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Cheese! Fuck yes.
I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww but I would look so good bent over the pool table ha ha
And also I would have a play room with one way mirrors all around so people can watch but the people playing can’t see them |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Another vote for no alcohol.
I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.
There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.
Cheese! Fuck yes.
I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked
Mrs TMN x"
This sounds amazing, please can you open this in this best city of the world and serve fresh butteries for post sex munching? |
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"Another vote for no alcohol.
I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.
There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.
Cheese! Fuck yes.
I'd have loads of squashy sofas and beanbags, and folk could hang out there in pjs, or underwear, or naked
Mrs TMN x
This sounds amazing, please can you open this in this best city of the world and serve fresh butteries for post sex munching? "
I mean, let's not kid ourselves, this is actually what I want my house to be like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A heated swimming pool
They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough
Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water
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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time
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I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol
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I don't think my club would be too popular |
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"A heated swimming pool
They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough
Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water
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I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time
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I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol
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I don't think my club would be too popular "
Yes....think I'll stick to my own |
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"A heated swimming pool
They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough
Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water
---
I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time
---
I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol
---
I don't think my club would be too popular "
Will it have a pool table? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A heated swimming pool
They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough
Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water
---
I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time
---
I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol
---
I don't think my club would be too popular
Will it have a pool table? "
Three
Two for anyone to use and one for you and your opponents of choice
They can shag on the other two, but not yours |
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"A heated swimming pool
They have one at The Greenhouse in Darlaston, but it's never warm enough
Something very liberating about jumping nekkid into water
---
I'd like to see a holding pen too so the play rooms don't get overrun with towel twitchers - only x amount allowed into the play area at any one time
---
I'm with those that said no booze too - or at least a two drink limit and nothing more than 20% alcohol
---
I don't think my club would be too popular
Will it have a pool table?
Three
Two for anyone to use and one for you and your opponents of choice
They can shag on the other two, but not yours "
Sign me up....right now |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"Another vote for no alcohol.
I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.
There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.
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That's me walking around naked then   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another vote for no alcohol.
I'd also ban Ann Summers and Love Honey lingerie. Just because.
There would be monthly theme nights. Like Star Trek. LotR. Cheese.
That's me walking around naked then "
You wouldn't be the only |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pool yes
Also top DJ’s, music makes the mood so best soul, reggae and funky jazz please.
Ban the word ‘swinger’ , it’s just adults enjoying themselves and other people. |
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