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over a year ago
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Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep   |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep "
Dick* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha lol popcorn "
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's just bollocks though.
You've fallen into the trap of blaming others for your lack of success, and that approach doesn't go.down well on fab"
Mate if had this my entire sexual life
It's not something new |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
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Just be your self that’s what I do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do "
I love being me |
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do
I love being me "
I'm kinda fond of yiu being you, too.
Never a dull moment.
.juat the way I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing,
I wanta get into it, man, you know
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off?
One, two, three, four!
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"Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing,
I wanta get into it, man, you know
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off?
One, two, three, four!
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"Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing,
I wanta get into it, man, you know
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin' and doin' it, you know
Can I count it off?
One, two, three, four!
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do
I love being me
I'm kinda fond of yiu being you, too.
Never a dull moment.
.juat the way I like it "
I just get better and better
No woman ever forgets me |
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do
I love being me
I'm kinda fond of yiu being you, too.
Never a dull moment.
.juat the way I like it
I just get better and better
No woman ever forgets me "
No shit 
I'm kidding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What disappoints me is that how blind most are "
Eye defects are common place these day's....and it does deteriorate with age...its disappointing I know, but such is modern life, least glasses are more trendy these day's |
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over a year ago
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"What disappoints me is that how blind most are
Eye defects are common place these day's....and it does deteriorate with age...its disappointing I know, but such is modern life, least glasses are more trendy these day's "
I like glasses, some are sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbf, they're not going to say they have a micro penis, difficulty getting hard, and will finish in 2 pumps and a squirt. I think the ladies on here can see through bs anyway. Just be honest and see what comes (pardon the pun) |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep "
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I’m only successful at meets though because I lie about my dick and abilities!
You do know your nose will grow, for saying that!"
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"I’m only successful at meets though because I lie about my dick and abilities!
You do know your nose will grow, for saying that!
At least then I’d have something worth meeting for "
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"I'm sick of guys expecting too much of us. I got asked the other day if a guy can piss in my arse.. Anal isn't enough apparently these days hahahah!!  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tbf, they're not going to say they have a micro penis, difficulty getting hard, and will finish in 2 pumps and a squirt. I think the ladies on here can see through bs anyway. Just be honest and see what comes (pardon the pun) "
I disagree
Women clearly ain't seeing through much bull shit, as for telling lies to get into someone's knickers
Away man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m only successful at meets though because I lie about my dick and abilities!
You do know your nose will grow, for saying that!
At least then I’d have something worth meeting for
Great for oral "
Oral
Completed it |
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"I’m only successful at meets though because I lie about my dick and abilities!
You do know your nose will grow, for saying that!
At least then I’d have something worth meeting for
Great for oral
Oral
Completed it "
I didn't feel a thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous "
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop "
I like a pokie... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop "
What are pokies? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop
I like a pokie..."
Hello miss 5ft11 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop
What are pokies?"
Pokie pies
Pinocchio
Billy liar
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep
Putting others down to gain attention
Never good all the men on this thread are gorgeous
I'm actually not putting anyone down, if simply requested that the pokies stop
What are pokies?
Pokie pies
Pinocchio
Billy liar
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Porkies |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"I’m only successful at meets though because I lie about my dick and abilities!
You do know your nose will grow, for saying that!
At least then I’d have something worth meeting for
Great for oral "
And face sitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant |
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over a year ago
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"Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant "
I bottled nothing
Do you have selective sight at all ?
I do admit I have selective hearing which has taken me years to master |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant
I bottled nothing
Do you have selective sight at all ?
I do admit I have selective hearing which has taken me years to master "
You full on bottled it, full of shit fella |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant
I bottled nothing
Do you have selective sight at all ?
I do admit I have selective hearing which has taken me years to master
You full on bottled it, full of shit fella "
I'm not getting into a disagreement with you fella, I have an amazing memory and 20/20 vision |
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"Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant
I bottled nothing
Do you have selective sight at all ?
I do admit I have selective hearing which has taken me years to master
You full on bottled it, full of shit fella
I'm not getting into a disagreement with you fella, I have an amazing memory and 20/20 vision "
Nothing to disagree about, it was in black and white on a thread |
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do
I love being me "
No, you are an impersonator, I am you.
And I claim all the Kingdom of fab as my own. Haha ha ha ha ha hah. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha lol popcorn
It's true though Natalie and if just about had enough of me being the 1 having to work extra harder than these porky pie tellers because majority of women have had enough of false promises
Just be your self that’s what I do
I love being me
No, you are an impersonator, I am you.
And I claim all the Kingdom of fab as my own. Haha ha ha ha ha hah."
It's time to begin
Is it in
I get a little bit bigger than this I'll admit, I'm just the same as I was
Now don't you understand
I'm never changing who I am
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over a year ago
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...  "
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ? |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky... "
I feel her pain |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ?"
Worse mate. You dont wanna know! It involves laxatives and retraining exercises i'll tell you that much. Not pretty stuff for her unfortunately  |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ?
Worse mate. You dont wanna know! It involves laxatives and retraining exercises i'll tell you that much. Not pretty stuff for her unfortunately "
And here's me thinking...you were just kidding! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
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Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to |
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over a year ago
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ?
Worse mate. You dont wanna know! It involves laxatives and retraining exercises i'll tell you that much. Not pretty stuff for her unfortunately "
Sounds a lot like this 1 time and band camp
Give her it up the arse and got covered in this Brown stinky stuff
Called shit |
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over a year ago
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
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Successful, like I'm applying for a manager's position at bet Fred |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t think I’ve ever talked about the size of me or my abilities 
Seems a bit self involved, especially when I know that the women I tend to be interested in are more likely to be repulsed by such random and self fulfilling topics |
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"Don’t think I’ve ever talked about the size of me or my abilities
Seems a bit self involved, especially when I know that the women I tend to be interested in are more likely to be repulsed by such random and self fulfilling topics "
Id advise these women to swipe left on me |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ?
Worse mate. You dont wanna know! It involves laxatives and retraining exercises i'll tell you that much. Not pretty stuff for her unfortunately
Sounds a lot like this 1 time and band camp
Give her it up the arse and got covered in this Brown stinky stuff
Called shit "
Don't get me started on band camp. What an experience that was! I've never seen a trumpet used like that before |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to "
You can think what you like. You do you |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Oooh....I was going to message but I couldn't handle you
A lucky escape for you. The last lady I was with wasn't so lucky...
Was it a remake of white chicks ?
Did she require a wheel chair ?
Worse mate. You dont wanna know! It involves laxatives and retraining exercises i'll tell you that much. Not pretty stuff for her unfortunately
And here's me thinking...you were just kidding! "
I would say come and see for yourself, but I don't want to poke your eyes out. You'll need sagety goggles. Safety first! |
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"Only hard if you’re full of shit, talking of, you were offered it on a plate a week or so back and bottled it… You didn’t have to work for that at all, you literally just made a thread to criticise yourself for being full of shit, seems pretty redundant "
Let's not talk about that |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you "
I've been doing me since March last year. |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you "
I always do, I'm living walking proof that what you say holds no water |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you
I've been doing me since March last year."
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!  "
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you
I've been doing me since March last year.
"
You mean—let me understand this, cause, you know, maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Good fellas everyone. |
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"Maybe not all of them but could those that do please stop telling pokies about ya did and ya abilities
Your giving us genuine fellas that's worth meeting a bad rep "
Weird though how 'these' guys are still here.
It's such a pain. And very wearing. |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK "
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you
I've been doing me since March last year.
You mean—let me understand this, cause, you know, maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Good fellas everyone. "
Wish I could write like that! |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours "
Thats still pretty good I reckon, considering how damn hot you looked.. |
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"If you’re not successful, that’s on you.
Don’t think us women aren’t clever enough to see through the bs, because we are.
Please don't think I'm trying to be argumentative or out like that but yas simply ain't able to
You can think what you like. You do you
I've been doing me since March last year.
You mean—let me understand this, cause, you know, maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Good fellas everyone.
Wish I could write like that! "
To be fair, I didn't write it. The last sentence is good though. |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours
Thats still pretty good I reckon, considering how damn hot you looked.. "
To be fair we did do 72 hours beforehand so that's why I'm not complaining |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours
Thats still pretty good I reckon, considering how damn hot you looked..
To be fair we did do 72 hours beforehand so that's why I'm not complaining "
See. It all adds up
My little fella outdid himself |
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours
Thats still pretty good I reckon, considering how damn hot you looked..
To be fair we did do 72 hours beforehand so that's why I'm not complaining
See. It all adds up
My little fella outdid himself "
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"I have a massive cock and can shag for 47 hours straight!
Liar
No. Ask her, she'll tell you.
My lips are sealed. We said we would never discuss that night ever again!
But I was soooo proud of myself! It was like niagra falls came to the UK
It was but I think you're slightly confused....it was only 47 minutes not hours
Thats still pretty good I reckon, considering how damn hot you looked..
To be fair we did do 72 hours beforehand so that's why I'm not complaining
See. It all adds up
My little fella outdid himself
He's not little "
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