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By *appytrailman OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

They are the best aren't they?

I saw a small sheep in a swimsuit driving a car the other day

I think it was a lamb bikini

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By *appytrailman OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"They are the best aren't they?

I saw a small sheep in a swimsuit driving a car the other day

I think it was a lamb bikini "

That actually made me laugh

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By *inkandLolaCouple over a year ago

Basildon

58 haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got tired of people telling me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I put my foot down.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Our good friend just passed away from indigestion. We can't believe Gav is gone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where does a general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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By *elboy555Man over a year ago

Tyldesley

I overdosed on viagra the other day.

It was the hardest day of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I finely got a job in time to avoid eviction. I'm going to be a traffic warden

I know, I know

But it's better than walking the streets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sad news. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine because I was seeing another girl named Claire Lee. But the good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got my first stand up comic gig in an old peoples home, they didn’t get my jokes but they still peed themselves

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

They are opening a new zoo in our town. It’s only got one animal. A dog. It’s a Shih Tzu.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got my viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets and ended up having forty wanks

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Saw a TV for sale in the shop window the other day.. "volume stuck on full" it said.. I thought, I can't turn that down

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Got my viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets and ended up having forty wanks

Lmao . That ones a keeper! Lol

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