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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
"I was out one evening on a dark dark night. I could sense that someone was behind me but I remained calm. Suddenly I realised that they were right behind me and I could tell that it was a female as I could smell her perfume. She leaned forward and I could feel her warm breath on my cold neck and then she whispered those words that I will never forget! "Your dog has just shit on my lawn"  is that dirty enough for you?? 
Beautifully done, love the lead in as well"
My tallents are wasted |
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"I was out one evening on a dark dark night. I could sense that someone was behind me but I remained calm. Suddenly I realised that they were right behind me and I could tell that it was a female as I could smell her perfume. She leaned forward and I could feel her warm breath on my cold neck and then she whispered those words that I will never forget! "Your dog has just shit on my lawn" is that dirty enough for you??
Beautifully done, love the lead in as well
My tallents are wasted "
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