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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So it seems a lot of people are frustrated, me included, on how hard it is to find your match on here. Now is your chance..
Post below what you're looking for and if you think you could be someone's match, drop them a cheeky wink or message 
*Disclaimer - This does not guarantee you a bang or response. Respect people's filters and all that shiz*
Goooooood luck  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"So it seems a lot of people are frustrated, me included, on how hard it is to find your match on here. Now is your chance..
Post below what you're looking for and if you think you could be someone's match, drop them a cheeky wink or message
*Disclaimer - This does not guarantee you a bang or response. Respect people's filters and all that shiz*
Goooooood luck "
I find that hard to believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So a female or a couple who are open to more than just sex. People who once every two to three months would like to go away together, be it the highlands cornwall spain etc… for a weekend.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in.
Is that right? Anyway I'm happy to hear from you if their is any interest.
I've made some lovely friends here so hopefully I can in time add you to that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lady or couple interested in actually building a connection/friendship no pressure no expectations just people getting to know each other, letting things progress naturally. Be respectful, excellent personal hygiene and looks after themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone or folks we can have a laugh and giggle with. Preferably not when looking at each other’s bits  "
 ...some of the best laughs and giggles I've had is when all the bits are out (thankfully no laughing AT them!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist  "
You have but I just need to relocate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please 
hello? Is it me you’re looking for "
Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you? |
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"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please
hello? Is it me you’re looking for
Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?"
Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please
hello? Is it me you’re looking for
Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in "
Your name veet? That was smoooooth |
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"Calling all men who can hold a conversation and give banter as well as take it. Sarcy sods with big penises to the front please
hello? Is it me you’re looking for
Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Definitely no one loving me, that’s where you come in
Your name veet? That was smoooooth "
Not it’s ndjua actually as in nduja wanna fuck? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific? "
I can confirm it’s out there |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific? "
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X"
Chinese or Indian curry? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific?
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Hello you |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?"
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.
That’s not much to ask is it?  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X"
Not while giving oral pleasure.  |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X
Not while giving oral pleasure. "
Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask |
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"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X"
Hmmmm |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X
Not while giving oral pleasure.
Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask "
But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific? "
Not the piss taking. |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X
Not while giving oral pleasure.
Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask
But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?…"
Very good point, what time should I arrive for dinner? X |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Someone who doesn’t smother me and allows me to explore my bisexual side, who can handle my sarcasm and sex drive, who is handy with camera makes a mean curry and loves oral…not too much to ask is it? X
Chinese or Indian curry?
I enjoy both…can you cook out of interest? X
Not while giving oral pleasure.
Oh I knew multitasking would be too much to ask
But isn’t that why slow cookers were invented?…
Very good point, what time should I arrive for dinner? X"
After the take-away has arrived and I’ve decanted it into the slow cooker |
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"Thought we’d found them & they went unlos 
J x
Happens to us all, I feel you! "
I was gutted! So on the lookout for someone not too far away who would like to meet a couple (T is straight) and maybe it might turn into something regular.
J x |
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Looking for someone curvy who I can be me with. Enjoys a cheesy sense of humour, has a sense of adventure in and out of the bedroom, and a confident sexy nature. Open to regular or more. Not too much to ask is it? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fit dad bod, bit buildery, strong. Looking for regular; One night a week and maybe the odd spontaneous fun meet to. Bit of an exhibitionist, public fun when the mood takes. Looking for filth and passion with added people in the mix to add the variety. Peter Kay type humour, can take the piss out of me. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. I'm married, husband wants me looked after, treated like a Queen, but doesn't mind me returned to him messy |
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"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha "
Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour |
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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago
Newcastle-under-Lyme |
An adventurous, respectful, intelligent man with a sense of humour, who’s not afraid to show his sensual side. It would be lovely if it was more than just sex too, maybe travelling and walking together.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha
Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour "
Nearly but not quite |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm after a filthy minded, sexy man, who doesn't take offense at my pisstaking and knows how to shut me up with just a look..... the look that shoots desire right down into my pubic area and makes me wet.
And a sexy voice and soft yet strong lips would be good. Strong arms and hands too.
Erm.... is that a bit specific?
Not the piss taking. "
Darn. I'll keep looking then |
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"6ft tall, olive skin, brown eyes, preferably Mediterranean with a lovely body, intelligence and a sense of humour. I won’t hold my breath haha
Shame, I'm only 5ft10, more white than olive and have piercing blue eyes. Though I am Mediterranean, pretty good looking, very intelligent and have a sense of humour
Nearly but not quite "
Story of my live hahaha |
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By *RZTMan
over a year ago
Christchurch |
A women/MF couple, who are looking for a young, discreet gentlemen to join them for some drinks and fun. Someone who can put me at ease, have a laugh but of course a naughty time! A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.
That’s not much to ask is it? "
Tick,tick,tick,tick.
I do think you're great !
'Not meeting' |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.
That’s not much to ask is it?
Tick,tick,tick,tick.
I do think you're great !
'Not meeting' "
I forgot about that! I forgot to mention I was indecisive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to meet a spectacularly filthy minded, good hearted, hilariously funny, patient, guy. The sort of guy who gives you space and doesn’t play games, is straight talking, straight forward, and relatively upbeat. Assertive but not dominant. Thinks of sex as a bit of fun and not a competitive sport. Thinks the sun shines out of my arse.
That’s not much to ask is it?
Tick,tick,tick,tick.
I do think you're great !
'Not meeting'
I forgot about that! I forgot to mention I was indecisive "
Ideally an indecisive and tall woman who lives miles away. |
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"I van barely find anyone local, let alone local AND matches what I want, not just what they think I should want.
Norwich is lovely but miles from everywhere! "
And don't I just know it. Thankful to live in a fine city but the peen is not plentiful. |
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Between 5ft8 and 6ft
Medium build
Dark curly hair
Blue eyes
Nice smile
Tattoos
Little to no body hair
Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally
Enjoys house work
Likes cats
Has an accent
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"Between 5ft8 and 6ft
Medium build
Dark curly hair
Blue eyes
Nice smile
Tattoos
Little to no body hair
Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally
Enjoys house work
Likes cats
Has an accent
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That was like bingo, it was going so well, then dammit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information"
Damn it I hate heels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels "
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert? "
What’s the dessert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert "
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?  |
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"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "
i prefer eton mess |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "
Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie? "
Apple pie and custard for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?
Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever "
Two spoons and a large portion it is |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"A redhead or irish girl with a love for heels, dressing up nicely and teasing while out and about
Must have a cheeky smile and pretend to like my useless information
Damn it I hate heels
I can let that slide if you are willing to share a dessert?
What’s the dessert
Does anyone ever order anything other than sticky toffee pudding or brownie?
Sticky toffee pudding is my favourite ever
Two spoons and a large portion it is "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another TV & Fem couple like us who live not too far away.
Ideally for regular meets leading up to full swap eventually.
That’s the (seemingly impossible) dream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love to meet intelligent, polite, clean, switch guy who at least 7 inches and looks after his body. little body hair... this is why i haven't found him yet. he doesn't seem to exist "
I do exist... just a couple of years older than your preferred age range  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Between 5ft8 and 6ft
Medium build
Dark curly hair
Blue eyes
Nice smile
Tattoos
Little to no body hair
Masculine energy yet could switch to sub occasionally
Enjoys house work
Likes cats
Has an accent
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Started off my ears pricked up then you said cats |
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Single or genuine hot wife
Bubbly personality
Vivacious
Intelligent
Slightly crazy is ok
Sexually adventurous
High sex drive
Body shape immaterial as it’s the above that will be attractive.
Oh and if you enjoy Roleplay that’s a real bonus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens
As we all do.. not ruling the heavens like but being allowed outside "
not really what i mean but its all good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just want my life back to 18 months ago when i ruled the heavens
As we all do.. not ruling the heavens like but being allowed outside not really what i mean but its all good "
Sorry I annoyed you with my interpretation |
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a few curves, and dimples.
Am I asking too much?
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