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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position?  |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
I never have sexy dreams 
Mine normally involve me riding my motorbike along a river being chased by traffic wardens and one of these wardens is my mother (who isnt and has never been a traffic warden)  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!"
Thank goodness it's not just me.... and by that I mean I've fallen out of bed having a wank too.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I never have sexy dreams
Mine normally involve me riding my motorbike along a river being chased by traffic wardens and one of these wardens is my mother (who isnt and has never been a traffic warden) "
Um..... have you considered discussing this with a professional? |
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"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position? "
Trust you! 
Sending boobie hugs and kisses. 
Jo.Xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I once woke and my arm was extended up in the air and when I came out of my groggy state my arm dropped and I ended up giving myself a black eye "
That's impressive.....
And the sort of thing I do |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position?
Trust you!
Sending boobie hugs and kisses.
Jo.Xx "
I'm such a dickweeb
Thank you beaut xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anothe tone offering to kiss it better  .
You’re just too sexy, it’s even affecting you when you’re asleep "
Oh Angel..... you're too kind
(I'll set up a standing order, is easier than keep slipping you a tenner) |
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"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position? "
I’ve never found my left boob hurting, but I can kiss it better for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!"
Film it and get £250 from you've been framed lol |
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"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!
Film it and get £250 from you've been framed lol"
I'm sure there's a market for it. You've been maimed.  |
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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago
London / Essex borders |
I've certainly found myself having filthy dreams about Fabbers.. But can't say I've fallen out of bed for a long time!
Another offer of gentle soothing kisses to your tender parts
"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position? "
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position?
I’ve never found my left boob hurting, but I can kiss it better for you. "
Come here and say that, big boy  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!
Film it and get £250 from you've been framed lol"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!
Film it and get £250 from you've been framed lol
I'm sure there's a market for it. You've been maimed. "
You should set the camera up just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anothe tone offering to kiss it better .
You’re just too sexy, it’s even affecting you when you’re asleep
Oh Angel..... you're too kind
(I'll set up a standing order, is easier than keep slipping you a tenner)"
You can slip me something else   |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've certainly found myself having filthy dreams about Fabbers.. But can't say I've fallen out of bed for a long time!
Another offer of gentle soothing kisses to your tender parts
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I'm looking forward to all these kisses |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Anothe tone offering to kiss it better .
You’re just too sexy, it’s even affecting you when you’re asleep
Oh Angel..... you're too kind
(I'll set up a standing order, is easier than keep slipping you a tenner)
You can slip me something else "
Oooooh you know I will |
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"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position?
I’ve never found my left boob hurting, but I can kiss it better for you.
Come here and say that, big boy "
Shall we settle for average but handsome boy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"So this morning I'm a bit cranky.....
I was having a most delightful dream involving certain fab members and rather lively activities.... and suddenly found myself awake, alone, and on the floor :')
My face and left boob both hurt where I hit the bedside unit and floor respectively and I need them kissing better.
Have you ever found yourself in a similar position?
I’ve never found my left boob hurting, but I can kiss it better for you.
Come here and say that, big boy
Shall we settle for average but handsome boy "
As long as I'm settling with you Fiddles we can say whatever you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!
Film it and get £250 from you've been framed lol
I'm sure there's a market for it. You've been maimed. "
I'm sure there is a market (me) for videos of you wanking lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but it is on my bucket list
I'll help if you like..... random shove out of bed should do it "
That is definitely the sort of thing a not-so-posh person would do. Sign me up |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No but it is on my bucket list
I'll help if you like..... random shove out of bed should do it
That is definitely the sort of thing a not-so-posh person would do. Sign me up "
I aim to please
And it sounds rather pleasing |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Never fallen out of bed, often rudely awoken in the midst of a steamy dream, usually by a bloody cat running across my head  "
My dog used to slap me in the face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you need to be checked all over just in case there are other injuries 
Yes! Yes I do!
Do you have time? Tis a hard job.... "
Rolls up sleeves and takes a deep breath
Yes, yes I do have time |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I think you need to be checked all over just in case there are other injuries
Yes! Yes I do!
Do you have time? Tis a hard job....
Rolls up sleeves and takes a deep breath
Yes, yes I do have time "
Come check me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!"
Good god you must have been going twenty to the dozen |
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"I've fallen off the bed having a wank before now, but I don't remember falling out of bed when dreaming!
Good god you must have been going twenty to the dozen "
No, I just flop about a lot when I orgasm. Think freshly caught haddock and you won't be too far off. It's très sexy. |
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