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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today i was walking
I tripped on a stone
something crawled up
and wouldnt leave me alone
I fell on my knee
The stone cut me real bad
I'm saying what the fuck
Now I'm getting real mad
This stone made me go home
My home is built up on the sand
Now I'm foolish for trippin
Thinking that I owned this land
I was walking ,I'm thinking
Someone please hold my hand
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Stone
I was just lying there
Going about my day
When out of nowhere, hey!
Someone gave me a good ol' kick.
Out of all the stones, in all the land,
Why was it me he did pick?
He's hurt real bad.
And it's made me feel sad.
So in a bid to make him feel better I'm penning this rhyme.
But all I really want to say is,
Look where you're fucking going next time!  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I woke up this morning and wanted a brew
Waiting for the kettle I needed a poo
So I sat on the toilet and what do you know?
I waited and waited but couldn’t go
So I returned to the kitchen and drank my tea
My bowels griping at me super…..angrily.
~The End~
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