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So as luck would have it a rich and now deceased swinger has left the forum an entire street in their will! 
The houses are there and up for grabs!
Who is the neighbour keeping the street up all night?
Who would you have as your neighbour and why?
What goes on in the hot tub at no. 24?
I'm the neighbour sitting on their front doorstep watching it all go on. Just call me Dot Cotton 
Be nice, we have to live in the same street remember   |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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You're not Dot Cotton! You'd be getting rogered by the gardener and shagging the sexy pt.
I'm the meek and mild neighbour on the street who says hello to people and moans about the s and then goes and picks them up. And organises cake sales! And one of those little neighbourhood book borrowing schemes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cherry upthetop (of the road) keeps doing naked cartwheels...
We both can't help but watch...
And wonder when her cart might need some good servicing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saffron and Lexi on one side
Sparkle and him on the next
And Mr Mystique in my bed x
Him was str8
And
Meli over the road "
Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to bagsy no 69 but I'm not a massive fan so I'll leave it for someone else.
Ill be the number that matches how many sexual partners I've had instead.
I want to know which house has a red room. I'll be round for a cuppa often! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Saffron and Lexi on one side
Sparkle and him on the next
And Mr Mystique in my bed x
Him was str8
And
Meli over the road
Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required "
Costumes required love x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saffron and Lexi on one side
Sparkle and him on the next
And Mr Mystique in my bed x
Him was str8
And
Meli over the road
Sparkle and I can host pool night Thursday's, no costume required
Costumes required love x"
A cum as you are offering then  |
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"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden  But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire."
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Saffron and Lexi on one side
Sparkle and him on the next
And Mr Mystique in my bed x
Yay!!! I’ll have a granny annex for Nora to come and stay 
Yas I’ll be borrowing your make up! 
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Anytime xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ "
That's food sorted, you can move in on the left, right side is already taken by Yasmeen |
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"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
Excellent. My fridge is full of beer and wine as well and cupboards full of all manner of spirits
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ
That's food sorted, you can move in on the left, right side is already taken by Yasmeen"
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ "
You do tend to heat things up  |
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"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ
You do tend to heat things up "
Bring my own sausage too  |
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"You're not Dot Cotton! You'd be getting rogered by the gardener and shagging the sexy pt.
I'm the meek and mild neighbour on the street who says hello to people and moans about the s and then goes and picks them up. And organises cake sales! And one of those little neighbourhood book borrowing schemes. "
I pictured you building a little book swap cupboard in your front garden, tempting people in with wafts of freshly baked cakes |
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Our house, in the middle of the street , will look very innocent from the outside and inside, but we’ll have a secret cellar where the dungeon is and all our play equipment - a spanking bench and a St Andrews cross and also mirrors right round the room with a bed in the centre and mirror ceiling above (we haven’t thought about this at all ) but we have planning permission for the sauna down in the cellar too
A hot female one side and a hot guy the other with connecting doors…
Honestly we haven’t thought about this at all
K |
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"Cherry upthetop (of the road) keeps doing naked cartwheels...
We both can't help but watch...
And wonder when her cart might need some good servicing... "
Hahaha! Usually after cartwheel number 7 is when I need life support |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.
My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.
I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.
Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.
Morning runs with sky.
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Woo hoo!
Could I have the one in the middle between Babs and Meli. We’re gin drinkers so I know we can switch between houses and hot tubs without spreading covid
Of course we may invite some of our fav fab folks in to join us x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Street party 
*street orgy!
Moves out to the other end of the road and bakes cakes….
There's always 'that end' of the street...
Picket fence and dark corners… "
Burnt out car on bricks in the drive? |
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"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.
My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.
I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.
Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.
Morning runs with sky.
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I wanna chill with you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
I’m pretty good on the old BBQ
You do tend to heat things up
Bring my own sausage too "
Yes you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually after cartwheel number 7 is when I need life support "
Kiss of life would be our pleasure...
If we can tear ourselves away from BP's dungeon...
And petitewoman, why dont you have #68, will pleasure you, and you can owe us one! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
Yeah and I don't cook so who looks good naked in an apron? I want them next door to me barbecuing delicious food every evening "
DadBod, Tmontana and Gatsby.
We can take turns with them.
On cooking duty. Obvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maintenance guy at everyone's disposal ...I'll be tinkering in my shed if anyone needs me. Stick me somewhere down the wrong end of the street with Saffron |
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"NSP I reckon would be the neighbour with the biggest hot tub And probably the noisiest garden But you could turn up there unannounced and make yourself a cuppa
Me?! Sweet and innocent me?!
But yeah.... you're probably right
Someone needs to run the bbq though. I'm a danger with fire.
Yeah and I don't cook so who looks good naked in an apron? I want them next door to me barbecuing delicious food every evening
DadBod, Tmontana and Gatsby.
We can take turns with them.
On cooking duty. Obvs "
*winkwink Got ya!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.
My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.
I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.
Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.
Morning runs with sky.
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Afternoon porn star martinis??? Errr… I’m coming over!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own
Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol "
I'll get the keys cut for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want a big garden to do yoga classes and Pilates! So if everyone wants to come round…
Then for the braves, we can move inside for some more adult sweaty classes haha
Also I want a big tree with a swing |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath
Shouldn't that be giant oven?
Maybe both 
That's the crematorium sorted then "
I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath
Shouldn't that be giant oven?
Maybe both
That's the crematorium sorted then
I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven "
Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping. "
Don't need Lake, I got the pool house with Sparkle and Wanderingquim is moving in Tuesday, she's doing breakfast for all |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I'm in the gaff where people come for a jam and I have a room which has a lush sound system and dance floor.
My fire pit is welcoming. I have a wood fired hot tub and stream for cold plunges. I might have a few chucks and a rescue donkey in the alottment down the bottom of the garden.
I reckon I'll be popping round fallen angels for massage and dungeon meditation sessions.
Afternoon porn star martinis with cherryonatop.
Morning runs with sky.
Afternoon porn star martinis??? Errr… I’m coming over!!!!
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Yes of course! Get your cute self over! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath
Shouldn't that be giant oven?
Maybe both
That's the crematorium sorted then
I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven
Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills" "
Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping. "
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two "
They are better in threes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath
Shouldn't that be giant oven?
Maybe both
That's the crematorium sorted then
I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven
Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"
Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told "
That's stretching it a tad. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two "
Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes |
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two
Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes "
We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations
Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I can be the one that bakes with the giant bath
Shouldn't that be giant oven?
Maybe both
That's the crematorium sorted then
I know made me think of that film they make the kid go inside the oven
Memo to me, "love BB's baking skills"
Ohh yeah I forgot you do as you are told
That's stretching it a tad. Lol"
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"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
Your only in for the profit "
Could make a killing with all this baking going on..... |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two
Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes
We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations
Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in! "
Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know! |
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"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
Your only in for the profit
Could make a killing with all this baking going on..... "
I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat |
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two
Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes
We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations
Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!
Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know! "
I knew the monkey call would work Get those grey sweats on work it Monkey |
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"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own
Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol "
You had me at breakfast, I'll happily houseshare if there's fried bread involved |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
Your only in for the profit
Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....
I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat "
Ohh you is getting none of my cake now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I house share with someone please? I dont like being on my own
Happy to do breakfast for all and hand out paracetamol
You had me at breakfast, I'll happily houseshare if there's fried bread involved "
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"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
Your only in for the profit
Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....
I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat
Ohh you is getting none of my cake now "
Oh! Bugger!!  |
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"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville.... "
If you’re having the corner shop can I have the gin bar? With a lovely outside area?
J x
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I’ll have the quirky little cottage, with a herb garden for making my brews, there’ll be a fire circle and mediation garden, then there’ll be a bdsm dungeon in the cellar, and a lake for skinny dipping.
Neighbour. Every street needs a witch or two
Oh, I mean meditation garden, although mediation might be useful on fab street too, for all the single male disputes
We'll open an outdoor communal gym for them to work their frustrations
Shag! Monkey! Where are you? We need muscle to move in!
Which Monkey? There’s more than one you know!
I knew the monkey call would work Get those grey sweats on work it Monkey "
I’m thinking that you meant Mr Monkey and forgot about me! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
Your only in for the profit
Could make a killing with all this baking going on.....
I'd check BB's tho, they might contain meat
Ohh you is getting none of my cake now
Oh! Bugger!! "
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"Think I will run the corner shop down the end of the street very much like open all hrs.....I say Granville....
If you’re having the corner shop can I have the gin bar? With a lovely outside area?
J x
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A lovely addition to the street... |
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I'm gonna be the gypsy who's parked my caravan up on the green.
Because I can only take you all for so long and then I need a break and will disappear for a bit.
Don't worry, I'll tidy my mess before I go. |
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"We live at number 15 and who's the one over the road that still has net curtains "
Hey, I put net curtains up in my bedroom a few weeks ago, they're great for keeping the bugs out while the windows are open. |
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