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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The poster above!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The poster above!

Is a raving lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She once pegged me with a marrow and laughed the whole time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The poster above!

Is a raving lesbian

Has disgusting breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The poster above!

Is a raving lesbian

Has disgusting breasts

Is very shy and never takes her clothes off

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By *olo_89Couple over a year ago

Kettering

"The poster above!

Is a raving lesbian

Has disgusting breasts

Once used a cucumber in a salad after playing with it

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hasn’t got a single tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hasn’t got a single tattoo"

Rocks his Dadbod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hasn’t got a single tattoo

Rocks his Dadbod

Is in Central Eden

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sleepsxwith her teddy bear

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

Eats earwigs 2 make her hair curly x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Eats earwigs 2 make her hair curly x "

Is a lesbian porn star

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

Is mad about me

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

He ran onto the pitch last night, naked and throwing sausage rolls at the players

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

It’s supposed to be untruths, not what I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s supposed to be untruths, not what I did

Is a secret superhero

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s supposed to be untruths, not what I did

Is a secret superhero"

Has perky a cups

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

"It’s supposed to be untruths, not what I did

Is a secret superhero"

Only for you

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They/he/she's slept with Piers Morgan

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

Only the once though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Collects willy warmers made out of Jack Grealish's body hair.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Collects willy warmers made out of Jack Grealish's body hair."

Has 8 toes on each foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goes round licking the seats of the hire bikes in London.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some say there feet have neon sins on the bottom saying give us a kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collects willy warmers made out of Jack Grealish's body hair.

Has 8 toes on each foot

Shagged Plug behind the Bash Street School gymnasium.

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Styled Elton John’s hair by getting him to head butt a greasy water vole to death

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some say they grow 2 extra arms everytime they get aroused

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Some say they grow 2 extra arms everytime they get aroused"
he is Batman's evil cousin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a showbiz reporter with exoert knowledge of Love Island.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has set detachable body parts like Mr Potato Head

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Writes filthy homoerotic fan-fiction about 80’s game show 3-2-1

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"It’s supposed to be untruths, not what I did

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dances like David Brent

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Was sober and silent at the last mls

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By *oeBiggs321Man over a year ago

Reading

"Dances like David Brent "

Can’t tell the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Writes filthy homoerotic fan-fiction about 80’s game show 3-2-1"

It’s true.

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Hmmmmmmm Outrageous lie on FAB who'd have thought? Isn't that state of normality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Writes filthy homoerotic fan-fiction about 80’s game show 3-2-1

It’s true. "

Has to eat a Bakewell tart when cumming is imminent

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Got thrown out of Lolly Pop Lady school.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Got thrown out of Lolly Pop Lady school."

Isn't that fond of Mickey

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Whispers their own made up lyrics to the theme of BBC Breakfast as defiance against the ABSO they got for signing “I touch myself “ repeatedly at the jubilee celebrations

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

"Writes filthy homoerotic fan-fiction about 80’s game show 3-2-1

It’s true.

Has to eat a Bakewell tart when cumming is imminent"

Two bakewells in a minute…tell me who’s the winner here?

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By *ambo1450Man over a year ago

Newport

User to have a pet turtle called Melissa. Accidentally boiled it alive but kept the shell and uses it to keep loose change in.

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

Crocheted a mankini from the hairs of a rare spider and wore it to Morrisons

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By *ambo1450Man over a year ago

Newport

"Crocheted a mankini from the hairs of a rare spider and wore it to Morrisons "

I told you that in confidence

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Plays improvisational jazz-bagpipes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

got bummed by Brian behind the bins

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

"got bummed by Brian behind the bins"

Cock like a walls

The ice lollies not the sausages

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"got bummed by Brian behind the bins"

He’s got inflatable muscles, two pumps are needed to blow him up to his buff size!

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Wrote a rock opera based on Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invented the Internet at the age of 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invented the Internet at the age of 5"

He only meets amputees.

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Crocheted a mankini from the hairs of a rare spider and wore it to Morrisons

I told you that in confidence "

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Killed Hitler

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Invented the Internet at the age of 5"

Picks his nose and wipes it on the clothes of small children!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invented the Internet at the age of 5

He only meets amputees. "

That is not a lie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eyes are in the back of his head

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Crocheted a mankini from the hairs of a rare spider and wore it to Morrisons

I told you that in confidence

Those boobs are made from papier-mâché mache, and she’s really a he!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caught sniffing saddles in the boys bike shed at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Invented the Internet at the age of 5

He only meets amputees.

That is not a lie!

Likes Kermit the frog in Miss Piggies knickers to dance can-can while eating Pringles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invented the Internet at the age of 5

He only meets amputees.

That is not a lie!

Oh shit. Sorry. I missed it had to be an outrageous lie bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eats cheese and biscuits in bed and blames the dog

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Eats cheese and biscuits in bed and blames the dog"

He has a 12inch penis

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Eats cheese and biscuits in bed and blames the dog

He has a 12inch penis

Likes grandfather porn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Came second in a Robin Williams lookalike competiton. (the lie is, he actually won!

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is a firestarter!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Is a firestarter!"

Has a all female orgy fantasy

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Crocheted a mankini from the hairs of a rare spider and wore it to Morrisons

I told you that in confidence

Those boobs are made from papier-mâché mache, and she’s really a he! "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a firestarter!

Has a all female orgy fantasy "

Rode the winning nag at the 2019 National donkey derby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a firestarter!

Has a all female orgy fantasy

Rode the winning nag at the 2019 National donkey derby"

Actually has no upper body only from the waist down

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is a firestarter!

Has a all female orgy fantasy

Rode the winning nag at the 2019 National donkey derby

Actually has no upper body only from the waist down "

Clean shaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a firestarter!

Has a all female orgy fantasy

Rode the winning nag at the 2019 National donkey derby

Actually has no upper body only from the waist down

Clean shaven

Isnt really a qualified explorer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a firestarter!

Has a all female orgy fantasy

Rode the winning nag at the 2019 National donkey derby

Actually has no upper body only from the waist down

Clean shaven

Is really only 3" tall but loves 14ft boas

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Works in a factory punching all the little holes in crumpets, and ties knots in his Granny's knitting wool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has two bumholes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Founder of the UK human Furries society

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keeps a voodoo doll of Tom Hanks and pokes it with cocktail sticks

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent"

Has a fortune telling tortoise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

Has a fortune telling tortoise"

Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

Has a fortune telling tortoise

Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch "

His name is actually Tarquin and is the heir to the bacofoil dynasty.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

Has a fortune telling tortoise

Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch

His name is actually Tarquin and is the heir to the bacofoil dynasty. "

She’s the calmest most laidback person I know

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Works in factory injecting jam into donuts.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

Has a fortune telling tortoise

Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch

His name is actually Tarquin and is the heir to the bacofoil dynasty.

She’s the calmest most laidback person I know

Actually Secretly agrees with everything I say and actually has a shrine to me in her basement.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

His penis fits in a polo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's too painful to talk about the size of the strap-on she used on me

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch "

He pays for Tom Jones' used pants

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Reads the Shipping Forecast, in a Welsh accent

Has a fortune telling tortoise

Once pretended to be Donald trump to escape paying for lunch

His name is actually Tarquin and is the heir to the bacofoil dynasty.

She’s the calmest most laidback person I know

Actually Secretly agrees with everything I say and actually has a shrine to me in her basement."

You on one side, tea monkey on the other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Works in factory injecting jam into donuts....."

Is actually very clean and believes in Angels.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

White witch ^^^

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"White witch ^^^"
let's Aliens brush her bed head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wanted by the FBI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wanted by the FBI"

Never ever flirts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was born with 9 toes on each foot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only eats broccoli while dressed as a traffic warden.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only eats broccoli while dressed as a traffic warden."

Legally charged his surname to Blooms so he pretend he was green fingered to impress Charlie Dimick as he has a massive crush on her. when in reality he can't even keep s alive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps "

There is nothing behind that clock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock. "

Steaks pocket money from children

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps "

The hour hand is his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock. "

Is really a Nun who cultivates cucumbers and does press ups in the field full of them!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Once made a budget version of Gaga’s meat dress using spam and corned beef.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock.

Is really a Nun who cultivates cucumbers and does press ups in the field full of them!"

Had no sex at all this weekend

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock.

Is really a Nun who cultivates cucumbers and does press ups in the field full of them!"

She went to a junior school and told all the kids santa is a lie

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock.

Is really a Nun who cultivates cucumbers and does press ups in the field full of them!

She went to a junior school and told all the kids santa is a lie"

Calls himself biker boy bit actually should be trike boy cos he hasn't taken his stabilisers off yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a secret Morris Dancer, and has bought every album by Steps

There is nothing behind that clock.

Is really a Nun who cultivates cucumbers and does press ups in the field full of them!

She went to a junior school and told all the kids santa is a lie

Calls himself biker boy bit actually should be trike boy cos he hasn't taken his stabilisers off yet

Doesn’t like cherries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If Tom plays I'm a chinaman!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If Tom plays I'm a chinaman!"

Has to take 18 types of cheese in his packed lunch to work

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

She likes to be smothered in baked beans during sex

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Had addiction to curly wurly’s and toblerones. Things are better now. Down to 2 fudges and packet of popping candy

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Had addiction to curly wurly’s and toblerones. Things are better now. Down to 2 fudges and packet of popping candy

Is actually my father's brothers friends former roommate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a pet rock that he walks every day.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Once lived in Luton airport for 6 months after a mix up over her passport

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once lived in Luton airport for 6 months after a mix up over her passport"

Walks using her buttocks

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Once lived in Luton airport for 6 months after a mix up over her passport

Walks using her buttocks "

Is really called Edwina and has photoshoped a penis on her pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are actually Posh and Becks ssssshhhh!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple over a year ago

Epsom

"Are actually Posh and Becks ssssshhhh!"

I heard her tit we’re insurances for 2 mil

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Can fire flames from her nips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can fire flames from her nips

Has a slide instead of stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can fire flames from her nips

Has a slide instead of stairs "

Isn’t actually made of Sapphire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can fire flames from her nips

Has a slide instead of stairs

Isn’t actually made of Sapphire"

He keeps telling people that he cums diamonds

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Can’t paint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t paint "

Wears a wig.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t paint

Wears a wig.

Has men in cages in her loft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab"

That's actually true. Have a massive album/catelogue under my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab"

Hae an egg fetish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

That's actually true. Have a massive album/catelogue under my bed

I said appendage, not addendum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eats pigeons every Thursday as a ritual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

Hae an egg fetish"

Thst is also true, I ferment them for high class chinese restaurants in my bottom

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

Hae an egg fetish

Thst is also true, I ferment them for high class chinese restaurants in my bottom

Likes making out with gold fish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

Hae an egg fetish

Thst is also true, I ferment them for high class chinese restaurants in my bottom

Likes making out with gold fish"

That's only because you went to work early and the guppies mouth looked so inviting

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By *risky businessMan over a year ago

APharaohWay

"Isbthe owner of the biggest male appendage on fab

Hae an egg fetish

Thst is also true, I ferment them for high class chinese restaurants in my bottom

she love single men x

Likes making out with gold fish"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Works part time as a St. Andrew's Cross in the local Dungeon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is a billiina

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is a billiina"

Billionaire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ambition growing up was to swim the length of the Nile dressed as a nun.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ambition growing up was to swim the length of the Nile dressed as a nun."

Lives in Rio with ula

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ambition growing up was to swim the length of the Nile dressed as a nun.

Lives in Rio with ula

He doesn't wee sitting down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Is actually a weatherman called Dennis.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Is actually a weatherman called Dennis."
hasn't actually had sex, still a virgin

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Is actually a weatherman called Dennis. hasn't actually had sex, still a virgin"

Is really Boris Johnson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has got tattoo's on each leg..left says Tom and right says Harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama."

Was a stand in for Clint Eastwood

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama."

Want me to call him Shirley!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a pet cockatoo called threesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!"

Hates fast cars

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!"

Loves doughnut with custard

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesome"
must visit the doctor

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Hates fast cars "

Fast cars hate him!

Oh and also he like to lick armpit hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Loves doughnut with custard

Its meant to be a lie!

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Hates fast cars "

Owns amazon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Hates fast cars

Fast cars hate him!

Oh and also he like to lick armpit hair.

Depends on who's armpit it is

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Loves doughnut with custard

Its meant to be a lie!

Lives in the south pole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor "

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Borrowed' their neighbours' tortoise and now keep it in the hot tub.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Has a secret sex fantasy involving David Beckham and the Dalai Lama.

Want me to call him Shirley!

Loves doughnut with custard

Its meant to be a lie!

Doesn't love doughnuts with custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper "

That is something I can never divulge or deny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper "

Is a Bollywood Star!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does voice work for the simpsons

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

Is a Bollywood Star!"

Eats kebabs every day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

Is a Bollywood Star!"

Can Can Can in stilettos

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

Is a Bollywood Star!

Can Can Can in stilettos "

Wants to snog me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

Is a Bollywood Star!

Can Can Can in stilettos

Wants to snog me "

Trick statement. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Has a pet cockatoo called threesomemust visit the doctor

Has 1" fingers so everything in her hands looks big

Works as a stripper

Is a Bollywood Star!

Can Can Can in stilettos

Wants to snog me

Trick statement. Lol"

Snog my bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Often wears a trilby hat at a jaunty angle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gets extremely upset if there's another tv/ts in the village

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"Often wears a trilby hat at a jaunty angle."

I do

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Gets extremely upset if there's another tv/ts in the village

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Won't kill this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gets extremely upset if there's another tv/ts in the village

NO "

Thats a tad harsh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their tortoise is a Jehovah's Witness.

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