So I bought my first houseplant
It's green and red and I called it pancake.
I've messaged a few people on here and they don't seem to want to engage in plant chat.
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Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake |
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I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby |
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"Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake "
Well having one plant, that I can't even name means it's gonna be a short conversation. Much like discussing music and only having heard Chesney Hawkes. ?? |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby "
Ooh I love it when you talk sciency! |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby "
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ?? |
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"Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake
Well having one plant, that I can't even name means it's gonna be a short conversation. Much like discussing music and only having heard Chesney Hawkes. ??"
You could goggles it or theres apps |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??"
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more! |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby "
Can't beeat free plants! |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
Ooh I love it when you talk sciency!"
Ha ha the only sciency stuff I know |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
Ooh I love it when you talk sciency!"
She's talking latin too  |
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"Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake
Well having one plant, that I can't even name means it's gonna be a short conversation. Much like discussing music and only having heard Chesney Hawkes. ??
You could goggles it or theres apps"
Plant apps? Like plenty of fish I get to match with flourna |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!"
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Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake |
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"Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake
Well having one plant, that I can't even name means it's gonna be a short conversation. Much like discussing music and only having heard Chesney Hawkes. ??
You could goggles it or theres apps
Plant apps? Like plenty of fish I get to match with flourna"
Yep plant id apps, if you got it today it should have its name on it |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!.
Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake "
I do the baking  |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!.
Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake
I do the baking "
This sounds like a little slice of heaven |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin  
I see a theme here "
It's not hard to work out, I was thinking of getting an indoor rose plant, but I've absolutely no idea what to call it  |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I see a theme here
It's not hard to work out, I was thinking of getting an indoor rose plant, but I've absolutely no idea what to call it "
Claudia? |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!.
Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake
I do the baking
This sounds like a little slice of heaven"
If you're ever along this way x |
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"Hello!
I'll talk plants! To be fair I'll talk most things apart from the predictable free wank material sex stuff. Just because it's a sex based site that's just a small part of who we are.
I bloody love arbouriculture too!
Today I got super excited as I came across a book in the chchchcharity shop I'd been on the look out for for 5 years! It's about stacking wood! Pmsl! Its the small things,
So tell me about Pancake
Well having one plant, that I can't even name means it's gonna be a short conversation. Much like discussing music and only having heard Chesney Hawkes. ??
You could goggles it or theres apps
Plant apps? Like plenty of fish I get to match with flourna
Yep plant id apps, if you got it today it should have its name on it "
Thanks miss Devon ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!.
Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake
I do the baking
This sounds like a little slice of heaven
If you're ever along this way x"
That would be lovely! X |
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"I've got loads of plants... Thanks to a lovely neighbour.
Tradescantia zebrina and tricolour are my favourite, they grow really quickly.
I often have cuttings if anyone would like a new plant baby
You and your neighbour have all of the fun ??
We most certainly do, plants, cake and fab. Who could ask for more!.
Oh she is on fab now? I want some cake
I do the baking "
Red velvet please |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I see a theme here
It's not hard to work out, I was thinking of getting an indoor rose plant, but I've absolutely no idea what to call it
Claudia?"
I was thinking more along the lines of Reginald or something like that |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I see a theme here
It's not hard to work out, I was thinking of getting an indoor rose plant, but I've absolutely no idea what to call it
Claudia?
I was thinking more along the lines of Reginald or something like that "
Dont fancy stepping out the comfort zone then |
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over a year ago
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"Aww pancake sounds lovely  my aloes had pups I repotted them today
I'm after some aloes, do you use them?"
Iv never used the gel from my own but I do use aloe Vera gel for sunburn and dry skin |
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"Aww pancake sounds lovely my aloes had pups I repotted them today
I'm after some aloes, do you use them?
Iv never used the gel from my own but I do use aloe Vera gel for sunburn and dry skin "
Useful litte plant..and you can make awful tasting cake too xx |
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I just have a huge ass cactus I was given as a gift. Still Alive after 6 years.
But that’s as far as I can go as every plant that comes home with me just comes home to die….  |
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Can take plant talk to a new level of nerdy boring. I bought a bonsai got very into it and took it to ultimate level of joining the British Bonsai society |
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"Aww pancake sounds lovely my aloes had pups I repotted them today
I'm after some aloes, do you use them?
Iv never used the gel from my own but I do use aloe Vera gel for sunburn and dry skin "
You've got your own and no added stuff |
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"I just have a huge ass cactus I was given as a gift. Still Alive after 6 years.
But that’s as far as I can go as every plant that comes home with me just comes home to die…. "
you had a cactus in your ass ???? |
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"I just have a huge ass cactus I was given as a gift. Still Alive after 6 years.
But that’s as far as I can go as every plant that comes home with me just comes home to die…. "
Indoor plants can be rather fickle, central heating can be a problem too it's not you hun, they just aren't sturdy enough for your life. My garden plants and veg need to be hard as nails! No fuss and fapping with me! |
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"Can take plant talk to a new level of nerdy boring. I bought a bonsai got very into it and took it to ultimate level of joining the British Bonsai society "
You know you can bonsai anything right, a shrub cutting will work.
I'm not a big bonsai fan personaly but that's because anything that sniffs of order and control makes me want to rebel! Haha!
But now you've said it I'm eyeing up the baby shrubs I've grown from cuttings! |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I feel bad that I haven't named my plants.  Does this make me a bad person?  "
Not at all, it's never too late...do you talk to them? |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I feel bad that I haven't named my plants. Does this make me a bad person?
Not at all, it's never too late...do you talk to them? "
I can't say that I do. I dust them and water them and they don't die so I must be doing something right - although I need to research how to repot my cactus as it's a bit lopsided and fell over so the new growth on the top is a bit wonky - it's currently surrounded by a bamboo skewer fence to stop it from falling over again... |
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Ooooo, this is just me.
Now you have one OP, you'll soon be overrun.
I like saving the sad ones, they reward me by growing so fast I need to rehome them.
I'm battling for space with two monsteras that have found their spot at the moment although I have a hoya that's jealous and wont grow/wont die.
Just sits there blaming me for something. |
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"Well... I've got a Yucca that's called Yeltsin, a Dracaena called Davina, a Spider Plant called Simon, and a Cactus called Colin
I feel bad that I haven't named my plants. Does this make me a bad person?
Not at all, it's never too late...do you talk to them?
I can't say that I do. I dust them and water them and they don't die so I must be doing something right - although I need to research how to repot my cactus as it's a bit lopsided and fell over so the new growth on the top is a bit wonky - it's currently surrounded by a bamboo skewer fence to stop it from falling over again... "
Repot, stake it until deeper roots have established makung it stronger and embrace the wonk! |
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"Ooooo, this is just me.
Now you have one OP, you'll soon be overrun.
I like saving the sad ones, they reward me by growing so fast I need to rehome them.
I'm battling for space with two monsteras that have found their spot at the moment although I have a hoya that's jealous and wont grow/wont die.
Just sits there blaming me for something. "
Are they crowding it out? |
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"I planted some bedding plants out last week and I talked to them all as I put them out.
So far they seem to be doing ok.
Hopefully no one overheard me chatting to the geraniums "
These days you could have been on your phone hands free! |
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"Ooooo, this is just me.
Now you have one OP, you'll soon be overrun.
I like saving the sad ones, they reward me by growing so fast I need to rehome them.
I'm battling for space with two monsteras that have found their spot at the moment although I have a hoya that's jealous and wont grow/wont die.
Just sits there blaming me for something.
Are they crowding it out? "
Nope, I make sure they all get their fair share of love and light, it's just grumpy. |
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"Ooooo, this is just me.
Now you have one OP, you'll soon be overrun.
I like saving the sad ones, they reward me by growing so fast I need to rehome them.
I'm battling for space with two monsteras that have found their spot at the moment although I have a hoya that's jealous and wont grow/wont die.
Just sits there blaming me for something.
Are they crowding it out?
Nope, I make sure they all get their fair share of love and light, it's just grumpy."
Haha! I love that it's grumpy! |
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"Can take plant talk to a new level of nerdy boring. I bought a bonsai got very into it and took it to ultimate level of joining the British Bonsai society you must have gotten so much attention"
Funnily enough no lol. |
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"Can take plant talk to a new level of nerdy boring. I bought a bonsai got very into it and took it to ultimate level of joining the British Bonsai society
You know you can bonsai anything right, a shrub cutting will work.
I'm not a big bonsai fan personaly but that's because anything that sniffs of order and control makes me want to rebel! Haha!
But now you've said it I'm eyeing up the baby shrubs I've grown from cuttings!"
Yeah tried few different things. Also had lots of cacti in the past and my latest now is Orchids these things are really fussy little fuckers. |
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