I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!. |
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"I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!. "
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"I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!. "
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"I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!.
What was it that attracted you to her?"
The fact she lived by these words
It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get got and keep moving forward
By all accounts she took a right beating and kept moving forward  |
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"I know because I’ve wiped the shit out of my eyes, and have come to realise your one of a kind who got ejected from gods creation room, you fell into the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and hit the ground face first, an old man came along and got such fright when you looked at him he continued to beat you with the ugly stick, Now be gone my eyes are melting!.
What was it that attracted you to her?"
It’s a metaphor, I dumped my cheating wife and never looked back.
Metaphorically what I’m saying is, if she said this to me, my response would be, “you’ve changed mentally and physically and what I loved about you when we met has turned to everything I hate about you almost 2 decades later, so your right I won’t find anyone like you, I’ll find someone better!” |
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What, I would never find another vacuum that sucked the life out of me, squandered my cash, expanded from a size 12 to a 20, was on the bottle more often than she wasn't, was a self centred, hypercondriact (sp) and had a really high opinion of herself?
Why the fuck would I want to find another old boot like that?  |
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Lightning can strike more than once. No animosity toward my ex, we're OK, but I've felt the same since.
Maybe you need to be a glass half full personality to be able to think it. |
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over a year ago
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"You're ex says "you'll never find anyone else like me"
Your response would be..... ?
Curly wurly for the best answer "
If you line up your ex lovers in order you can see your descent into madness. (Seems about right)
Here's hoping I'll never find anyone else like you.
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A lot of 'ouch' here !
I get on well with my last serious ex but would never look to replicate them. So I'd probably say with a lot of irony,'you certainly were a one off' and she'd take the piss back.  |
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....definitely this 
