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Serious question of the day.....
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The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.
So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.
Do you accept?
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.
So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.
Do you accept?
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Depends the contract? Any time off, holidays etc?
Can you chose the type of potato?
At 3m a year it’s sound good but potato post traumatic stress might occurs |
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"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper "
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely, how big is the potato what is it's weight?
Apparently Potatoes are banned from from entry via non eu countries.
If travelling from the Faroe Islands, Greenland or Iceland it's a limit of 10kg per person.
Wondering on weight limit for flights ect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years "
Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!
(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!) |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached "
Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?
I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years
Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!
(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)"
The truth hurts I know (he says crying into his beer) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached
Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?
I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I? "
Nope, I've been thinking about whether it needs a pushchair, backpack, wheelbarrow |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached
Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?
I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?
Nope, I've been thinking about whether it needs a pushchair, backpack, wheelbarrow "
Maybe for you ladies you could get a three cupped bra and put it in the middle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached
Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?
I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I? "
You know too much about potatoes Sir!!  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Absolutely...the potato might be a little mouldy after 5 years mind - is there an allowance for disintegration involved?
And who knows, if we really get on we could get we'd and I'd Maris Piper
I think the spud can be upgraded yearly, unless you get particularly attached
Upgraded as in starting with a baby potato and finishing with a King Edward? Or perhaps a Jersey Royal?
I'm giving this way too much thought aren't I?
You know too much about potatoes Sir!! "
Well it has been said I am a bit of a spud |
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I'd be worried that the potato would become more famous than me and after the 5 years its career would take off and many years later there would be a channel 5 doc about my spiralling downfall and the hero worship for it ( cannot call it by its name by this point) |
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"I'd be worried that the potato would become more famous than me and after the 5 years its career would take off and many years later there would be a channel 5 doc about my spiralling downfall and the hero worship for it ( cannot call it by its name by this point)"
Tatters gonna tate |
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"I'd be worried that the potato would become more famous than me and after the 5 years its career would take off and many years later there would be a channel 5 doc about my spiralling downfall and the hero worship for it ( cannot call it by its name by this point)
Tatters gonna tate"
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"The FAB genie will grant you a lottery win of 15 million quid, but the downside is you have to carry and talk through a large potato for the next 5 years.
So kind of like a potato ventriloquist. If someone asks you a question the potato has to answer. Any conversation has to be via the potato.
Do you accept?
Depends the contract? Any time off, holidays etc?
Can you chose the type of potato?
At 3m a year it’s sound good but potato post traumatic stress might occurs "
A potato is for life, not just for Xmas.
You can choose the breed and then it's you and them 24/7 for the duration. |
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"Definitely, how big is the potato what is it's weight?
Apparently Potatoes are banned from from entry via non eu countries.
If travelling from the Faroe Islands, Greenland or Iceland it's a limit of 10kg per person.
Wondering on weight limit for flights ect"
Good questions |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Hell yeah! I'd give it a cute Mr potato face arms & legs. Moustache & beard too!
I'd make all the women talk to it also .... With silly voice.
Then say what are you talking to an inanimate potato object for? You know it's not real? Just to see if they would?
Who gives a crap when you have £15M!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course you could just lounge about for 5 years & hardly talk to anyone or be seen, watch the money grow then go out & have some fun but by then you might have turned into a couch potato for life! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Hey Op! I've just thought of a more lazy work around....
Could I put the potato on face book instead with a proper profile & links? Maybe even get a good following.
That way I could sit on my arse watching tv & fabbing without having to go out the house. Sorted? |
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"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years
Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!
(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)"
I nearly said the same thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who cares, for £15 million I'll talk through my arse for 5 years
Some may say you've been doing that for free for years!
(Joke, I don't know you, but I couldn't leave it on the table!)
I nearly said the same thing "
From anyone else I'd of been offended....mildly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???
Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?
It's only dead once peeled "
Skinning a potato alive? Such horror!! |
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"Ah but....do you need to keep the potato alive for 5 years???
Hmm, isn't it technically dead once its unearthed?
It's only dead once peeled
Skinning a potato alive? Such horror!! "
What can I say.... I'm a redhead  |
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