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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What’s your best insult?

Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What’s your best insult?

Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?

"

Fucknugget

Cuntybollocks

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What’s your best insult?

Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?

"

First one absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

About as useful as a left hand thread.

More use to me casting shadows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Monkeys head

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Monkeys head"

That’s a new one

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Fucking Piltchard

Wazzock.

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Who does your wife think of whilst you are shagging her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fucking Piltchard

Wazzock. "

Oh, I haven’t heard wazzock for years

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo momma...

Opening scene of White Men Can't Jump has some classics!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to be fond of calling someone a Flugelhorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s two gobshites in this town and you’re both of them.

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Hang on, a village somewhere has lost it's idiot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Monkeys head

That’s a new one "

When someone said something nasty reply 'ok monkeys head'

Do it with a smile xx

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Spaff badger "

I’ve got your spaff badger right here - more a pet name than an insult.

I like using victorian era insults:

Church Bell

A talkative woman

Flapdoodle

A sexually incompetent man, who is either too young to have had sex or one who is too old to attempt it.

Foozler

A bungler, or one who does things clumsily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wank biscuit

Arse monkey

Cunt muffin

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By *rishsteveMan  over a year ago

carlow

Spawny eyed wazuk or hope your balls turn square and fester at the corners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cockfag

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Fel rhech mewn pot jam.

It's a Welsh saying describing someone who is completely useless. It means "like a fart in a jam pot".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Thicker than a rhinos foreskin” or a simple “Gormless Cunt”, are probably my go to’s.

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By *iss KissWoman  over a year ago

near Coventry

My hubby and I love to insult each other with 80s insults. They're not very p.c. so not going to say which ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He/She's knitting with one needle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

These are making me giggle, keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A schmuck or a putz, both Yiddish which is full of great insults!

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By *ornyinConwyMan  over a year ago

Conwy

Pen piws, Welsh, meaning purple head, refers to the penile gland/ bellend.

Cwd maharan, Welsh, meaning ram's penis.

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Ur as much use as tits on a bull .

Or throw ur bollocks at the clock x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock womble

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cock womble"

This is one of my faves

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I think spaff badger is fantastic. I haven't come across that one before.

I knew of somebody who was nicknamed Thromby, short for thrombosis, because he was a bloody clot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think spaff badger is fantastic. I haven't come across that one before.

I knew of somebody who was nicknamed Thromby, short for thrombosis, because he was a bloody clot. "

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By *h86Man  over a year ago

Glos

Fucking Nimrod

Fucktard

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

FUCKWIT

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sod

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By *sh6866Man  over a year ago

halifax

If i'd done something wrong, my old boss used to call me 'little split rubber'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I lived in Sheffield I used to hear “Cunting Bastard!” Quite a lot which I always thought sounded good with the local accent. I would never saying myself though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fud!

Just says it all lol

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