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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. " And a little bit of B as well  | |||
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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. " I didn’t even have to look I knew you would mention my princess puffs!  | |||
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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well "Squelch, wet and warm  | |||
"F. Ode to Joy" I’ve heard you’re a loud trumper | |||
Jo.Xx | |||
"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes "That is not true!!! Well only when I’m on maybe. My fellas arse smells wake me up!! | |||
"Depends on what’s been consumed on preceding hours. Can be variable, They all smell like roses though thankfully. " I can guarantee you they don’t | |||
"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm "Jesus | |||
"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes "Think Mr J would agree with you on that one...  
Miss S x | |||
"I don't!! I bloat!!
Jo.Xx "So you just do one big one then? | |||
"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes
That is not true!!!
Well only when I’m on maybe.
My fellas arse smells wake me up!! "It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true  | |||
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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm " | |||
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"I don't!! I bloat!!
Jo.Xx
So you just do one big one then? "
Nothing!!
Stick a pin in me and I'll pop!!
Jo.Xx | |||
Miss S x | |||
" "Yours stink | |||
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Yours stink "Dont | |||
"The philharmonic has nothing on me "Ah, you’re part of the woodwind section | |||
"I don't!! I bloat!!
Jo.Xx
So you just do one big one then?
Nothing!!
Stick a pin in me and I'll pop!!
Jo.Xx " | |||
"Makes a different sound to the above when your not wearing knickers too
Miss S x"Yes I did laugh at this | |||
"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm "She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa. | |||
"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm
She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa. "The swine | |||
"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes
That is not true!!!
Well only when I’m on maybe.
My fellas arse smells wake me up!!
It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true "I’ll save some for you | |||
"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm
She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.
The swine "Oink oink | |||
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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm
She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa.
The swine
Oink oink " | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously "Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol"It does taste it | |||
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"Makes a different sound to the above when your not wearing knickers too
Miss S x
Yes I did laugh at this " | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol
It does taste it"Add windmill licking to Yasmeen's quirks | |||
"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm
She just cocked her leg up like a dog and farted on my sofa. "She’s just marking her territory. Wait till she cocks her other leg up and starts licking her……………. | |||
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"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
Next you'll be saying your earwax tastes of windmills. Lol
It does taste it
Add windmill licking to Yasmeen's quirks"Babs is queen | |||
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"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes
That is not true!!!
Well only when I’m on maybe.
My fellas arse smells wake me up!!
It’s been scientifically proven by a number of forumites so it must be true
I’ll save some for you "(gas mask) emoji | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously "There’s only yours that don’t smell | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell "And mine | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine "No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted | |||
"Try eating onions then let rip" I love onions and garlic. That'll explain a lot...  | |||
"Try eating onions then let rip I love onions and garlic. That'll explain a lot... "Yes xx | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted "How is your snout super sensitive | |||
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"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted
How is your snout super sensitive " | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted
How is your snout super sensitive
"Ha | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted
How is your snout super sensitive
Ha" smells of sprouts | |||
"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted
How is your snout super sensitive
Ha
smells of sprouts"Its not Christmas Dirty bum | |||
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"A little pfffft of fairy dust and rainbows obviously
There’s only yours that don’t smell
And mine
No. I can smell you when you’ve not even farted
How is your snout super sensitive
Ha
smells of sprouts
Its not Christmas
Dirty bum"I shower daily...squeakie clean moi | |||
"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it" You mean your potatoe water | |||
"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it You mean your potatoe water " Filth | |||
"When I release there is a noticeable body change. Like an inflatable toy that's had the air let out of it You mean your potatoe water Filth" Me x | |||
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"I have it on good authority that Princess Peach goes through A-E in the space of a single fart....and if she's wearing a thong you can add "F - Whistles The Macarena" to that too " Heeey Macarena aiiiiight | |||
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"B and E but mostly not that smelly. Just every now and then i can clear a room " Hahaha | |||
"My farts sound like a d*unken orchestra " Duet? | |||
"My farts sound like a d*unken orchestra Duet? " | |||
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"Lexi is an E E E E E E and repeat. And a little bit of B as well
Squelch, wet and warm "Isn’t that a shart..?? | |||
"Depends on what’s been consumed on preceding hours. Can be variable, They all smell like roses though thankfully. " As do all ladies 'bottom burps'. | |||
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"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes "Agree, I have 5 older sisters | |||
"I’ve got to say though that woman’s farts smelly 10 times worse than blokes "That's rubbish! It's only women who swallow who get smelly trumps....... | |||
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"Mystique..... How do you spell a long trombone noise that culminates in a rip rapping wobble .????" m Bet you do some loud rippers out your crumpet x | |||
