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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? "
Nope, can't beat that  |
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? "
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ?? "
Britain’s Got Hardcore Sex, the second round of regional auditions were last night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ??
Britain’s Got Hardcore Sex, the second round of regional auditions were last night."
I won |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ?? "
Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton |
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ??
Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton "
Ah I see , sounds cool  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Erm..... how much time have you got? 
Plenty for you  "
So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....
And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....
And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....
I'm a mess of weird..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? "
How big was the seagulls ? Human size  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm..... how much time have you got?
Plenty for you
So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....
And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....
And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....
I'm a mess of weird..... "
Oh my  the neighbour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
How big was the seagulls ? Human size "
It wasn’t that weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? "
This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS?"
Bristol gardens, it’s a naked spa |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Erm..... how much time have you got?
Plenty for you
So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....
And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....
And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....
I'm a mess of weird.....
Oh my the neighbour "
And you absolutely know that's not all the weird I have!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm..... how much time have you got?
Plenty for you
So..... there was the time I missed the loo seat when airting down and ended up on the floor for 2 hours. That was pretty weird.....
And the time my neighbour offered me milk after I posted a thread on fab bemoaning the fact I was out of milk.....
And the time I went to work and had to wrestle a seagull for my breakfast baguette.....
I'm a mess of weird.....
Oh my the neighbour
And you absolutely know that's not all the weird I have! "
I need more weird moments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ??
Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton "
Why do they call it Bristol if it's in Brighton??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
Sorry I'm gonna be thick here ...
What's BGHS ??
Bristol gardens health spa. It’s a lovely naked spa in Brighton
Why do they call it Bristol if it's in Brighton?? "
I thought that , it’s the road it’s on |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!
That counts, right?
Ummm, yes, yes it does "
And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!
That counts, right?
Ummm, yes, yes it does
And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder"
That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back (and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!
That counts, right?
Ummm, yes, yes it does
And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder
That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back (and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)"
That doesn't make it less weird you know..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!
That counts, right?
Ummm, yes, yes it does
And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder
That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back (and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)
That doesn't make it less weird you know..... "
Wait, what, *whispers* are we weird ? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I just sent an unsolicited dick pic!!
That counts, right?
Ummm, yes, yes it does
And I'm currently having a conversation with a squirrel about the bird feeder
That’s not weird, what would be weird is is he talked back (and I talk to naughty stealerer squirrels too)
That doesn't make it less weird you know.....
Wait, what, *whispers* are we weird ?"
*whispers back*
We are. We are weird |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…?
This sounds lovely! Whats BGHS?
Bristol gardens, it’s a naked spa "
Aw wow!! We don't have anything like that in Bradford. Well, there's dodgy looking 'Barbers' with a neon sign. I don't think it's really a barbers |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room! |
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"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
Oh that really made me laugh.
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
Omg. That made me laugh. I don’t know who it would be weirder for, you or him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
should have offered some chicken. start of a beautiful friendship |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
I have just snorted at my desk reading this.... |
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"When I was travelling for work and staying in a hotel.
I was laying on the bed on my back in only my pants with an ASDA rotisserie chicken on my chest feeding myself like a roman emperor (arm fully extended and dropping chicken into my mouth) as you do to keep yourself entertained, when the door opened and a bloke walked in and stood at the end of the bed with his suitcase watching me before hightailing it out of there.
Turns out it wasn’t my lucky day, but reception had checked him into the wrong room!"
that's feckin hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.
Love this
It kind of put me off my stroke "
I’m sure it did |
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"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.
Love this
It kind of put me off my stroke
I’m sure it did "
In hindsight I should've played her at her own game and asked her to put on a woolly jumper |
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"My ex once bleated like a sheep when I was entering her. My face was a picture apparently and she nearly died laughing.
Farmer roleplay "
She was aware I grew up on a farm, that's what led to the baa |
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"Last night we went to BGHS.
Lying naked on a bed chilling, under a glass ceiling, with seagull chicks pottering about above us, and occasionally peering down at us was pretty weird.
What about you…? "
Dancing in the rain  |
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg "
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
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That’s so funny |
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny "
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory. "
What did her mum say? |
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.
What did her mum say? "
I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"
A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's" |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.
What did her mum say?
I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"
A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's""
I'm not sure what part of that is worse... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.
What did her mum say?
I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"
A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's""
Brilliant.
Mr
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.
What did her mum say?
I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"
A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's"
I'm not sure what part of that is worse..."
there's quite a bit to unpack |
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"I know I've told this one before but my ex once mistakenly showed her mum a laptop screen sized pic of her with my cock in her mouth
Omg
it was absolutely hilarious. Officially I was embarrassed.....who am I kidding officially and unofficially I was quite proud.
That’s so funny
The expression on both their faces was fantastic.
She was intending to show her the nice new background photo she had on the laptop but forgot we'd been looking at some photos we took the night before. She minimized the internet browser and there we were in all our glory.
What did her mum say?
I forgot to add my ex had told her mum the background photo mentioned was a lovely photo of her. Her mum just said straight faced "that is a lovely photo of you"
A few minutes later she said "it looks like your dad's"
Brilliant.
Mr
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It still makes me chuckle |
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