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over a year ago
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In the hotel room next to me last night having so much fun that your vigorous activity woke me up at 2am because my bed was moving from your banging against the headboard/wall! 
I was quite tempted to offer a round of applause in response..they were clearly enjoying themselves.
Tell me your stories of overhearing hotel sex shenanigans. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was 13. It was my parents.
Scarred for life.  "
OMG snap..staying with family on a camp bed in the room with my parents.. they went out got massively d*unk came back, started at it, thought I was asleep. I lay there under the covers with my ears covered.
It just never seemed the right moment to make my presence know so I just lay their deadly still.
Seriously scarred.  |
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"In the hotel room next to me last night having so much fun that your vigorous activity woke me up at 2am because my bed was moving from your banging against the headboard/wall!
I was quite tempted to offer a round of applause in response..they were clearly enjoying themselves.
Tell me your stories of overhearing hotel sex shenanigans."
More to the point... what was you doing in a hotel room?
I hope you had a friend there..or at least a buzzy toy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the hotel room next to me last night having so much fun that your vigorous activity woke me up at 2am because my bed was moving from your banging against the headboard/wall!
I was quite tempted to offer a round of applause in response..they were clearly enjoying themselves.
Tell me your stories of overhearing hotel sex shenanigans.
More to the point... what was you doing in a hotel room?
I hope you had a friend there..or at least a buzzy toy "
You do know people can stay in hotels for non sexual reasons?
Back to the OP - I've never heard anyone going at it. Just lucky I guess  |
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Not in a hotel but I had some new neighbours when I lived in Southampton and for six months the made one hell of a racket. The only thing that was louder than the sex was the break up.
I must confess, I did have a smile on my face when I heard it through the floor and thought, at last I can sleep in peace. |
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I live in a 4 in a block. Im in the lower flat. Flats are sturdy but have no, and I mean no sound proffing whatsoever from the flat above. I can hear their every day conversations.
Lets just say I hear plenty of their adventures and it riles me up every time. Its impossible to turn out and boy do they have stamina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the hotel room next to me last night having so much fun that your vigorous activity woke me up at 2am because my bed was moving from your banging against the headboard/wall!
I was quite tempted to offer a round of applause in response..they were clearly enjoying themselves.
Tell me your stories of overhearing hotel sex shenanigans."
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Staying in a caravan with my dad and stepmom, only a curtain separating. I was 14 and so he couldn’t say it was an earthquake or something!
The whole caravan was shaking - my dad clearly gave no fucks as he was giving a fuck 
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In a house share many years ago, one of us would start, then the other would get turned on and start, and then we’d basically be competing to be the loudest  |
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"Staying in a caravan with my dad and stepmom, only a curtain separating. I was 14 and so he couldn’t say it was an earthquake or something!
The whole caravan was shaking - my dad clearly gave no fucks as he was giving a fuck
K"
Ha ha I guess even as parents when the urge takes over discretion goes out the window!
Plus I think they delude themselves that they are being quiet /discreet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I live in a 4 in a block. Im in the lower flat. Flats are sturdy but have no, and I mean no sound proffing whatsoever from the flat above. I can hear their every day conversations.
Lets just say I hear plenty of their adventures and it riles me up every time. Its impossible to turn out and boy do they have stamina. "
Ha ha this pair last night had lots of stamina. I could have possibly tuned out of the enthusiastic & v loud noise. I couldn’t ignore my bed physically moving whilst they were banging away! |
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"In a house share many years ago, one of us would start, then the other would get turned on and start, and then we’d basically be competing to be the loudest "
Competitive sex Olympics |
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"In a house share many years ago, one of us would start, then the other would get turned on and start, and then we’d basically be competing to be the loudest
Competitive sex Olympics "
Soundw like a carling ad. |
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Stayed in a hotel once up in the lake district with my ex and we had a noisy night of sex, next morning I came out of the room to go down for breakfast just as Ainsley Harriott was coming out of the room next door, he strode past saying "Morrrrrrrning!!" with a big grin on his face  |
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"I can think of a time, a couple of weeks ago…
Oh really… we’re you kept up most of the night because of the sex shenanigans going on? "
Yes I was, it was a very hot night |
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"I can think of a time, a couple of weeks ago…
Oh really… we’re you kept up most of the night because of the sex shenanigans going on?
Yes I was, it was a very hot night "
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