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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?
But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?
I'll kick off with a tame one;
*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh now there's a fun idea!  Anyone fancy a ballcuzi? 
I'm thinking you've worked out why I used this example!  "
I've heard this before but instead use a tea pot, built in straw and less splash back ha  |
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By *awk90Man
over a year ago
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There's "The Spiderman";
Where you're in doggy, and when you're about to cum you call your partner's name, pull out and spunk them in the face while making the Spiderman web shooty sign with your hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?
But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?
I'll kick off with a tame one;
*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.”"
I want to do this now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ding-dong Ping-pong
"A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra." |
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"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with  "
Wtf!!!
Dirty sophie
Someone who fucks the hell out of someone after hitting their car with a chicken sandwich.
Dirty Sophie
Someone who will have sex in the most psychotic ways possible. E.g. chopping of his hand and giving him a handjob with said hand
Am I really that mental?  |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
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"Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
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Now that's something I've never done.....I'll swap you for a chicken sandwich |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with
Omg. No Dirty Leo  but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel ! "
Better than ketchup |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with
Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel ! "
Ooh fibber! There is but I won't post as it made me feel a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Urban dictionary is fun when you put dirty then your name and see what it comes up with
Omg. No Dirty Leo but Dirty Leon is filling a woman with a McDonald's Sprite to get a more sizzling feel !
Ooh fibber! There is but I won't post as it made me feel a bit "
Only just found it but yes, wishes I'd have stuck with the Sprite now |
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This could only happen to me! I've got an old dateless private number plate that came off a 1956 Austin A30 with the letters FEJ. A few weeks ago, I thought I'd dispose of it so I googled FEJ, only to find urban dictionary meaning, female ejaculation, with a sentence putting it into context, "Last night I went down on my bitch, and she fejed all over my face." Google it yourself if you don't believe me, whether I sell it or not remains to be seen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
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That's hilarious!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine came out as...
When a girl is giving a handjob to a boy and her father calls her and she doesn't stop it while on the phone and talking as usual. Meanwhile the boy is nearly failing to be silent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
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Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:
"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."
This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone knows the Urban Dictionary right?
But what are your favourite definitions, whether they be fun and filth, or outright gross, what terms have you learned from the U.D.?
I'll kick off with a tame one;
*Ballcuzi*: “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls.”"
There's actually a device for that . Search for 'testicuzzi' on Google. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:
"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."
This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dirty S#@&?£
The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle
"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty S@#£&?...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!
Put Dirty £@$&$ into Urban Dictionary, and I was gifted with this:
"Fucking sex God. This man is the bee's knees; the cat's meow. He'll do anything for anyone."
This is a genuine copy and paste. There's now just the problem of an enormous scr@ping noise as I walk through the doorways in my house!
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I'm going to print it and get it framed. This is a once in a lifetime event!! |
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"There's "The Spiderman";
Where you're in doggy, and when you're about to cum you call your partner's name, pull out and spunk them in the face while making the Spiderman web shooty sign with your hand"
That's not a Spiderman... it's when your partner throws in back in your face after wanking you off  |
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