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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caution: HOT

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do not expose to bright lights.

Do not let them get wet.

Do not feed them after midnight.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

Slippery when wet

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Too hot to handle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Volatile substance, will bite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. "

Can I pinch your warning label?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May irritate eyes

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

Caution may contain traces of nuts

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

May cause allergic reaction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Volatile substance, will bite"

That's not a warning, it's a selling point!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fiery feisty yet kind

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

May contain Werther's originals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand wash only

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Caution: HOT

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Damn straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Caution may contain traces of nuts "

Hopefully mine

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Add rum for fun

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

York

Highly flammable

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By *exy mature ladyWoman  over a year ago

Newport

Too hot to handle.....

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Caution may contain traces of nuts

Hopefully mine "

Ginger nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cranky when tired

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. "

Same...

Also... Temperamental, low tolerance to bs, in case of emergency feed cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Caution may contain traces of nuts

Hopefully mine

Ginger nuts "

Good for dunking.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Pedantic as fuck.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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Careful, may bite!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mouth has no filter & i can make a sailor blush. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do not exceed recommend daily allowance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please empty when full x

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan  over a year ago

Not far away

[Removed by poster at 10/07/21 03:38:17]

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan  over a year ago

Not far away

Do not mix with alcohol

(May be put in cider)

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

"I'm a cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For best results add water and stir vigorously

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan  over a year ago

Not far away

Was going to say, "CHOKING HAZARD " but a bit short of the mark,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over thinker- will judge you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*warning*

Beef lasagne causes many trumps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh iv got one of them on my profile already woo hoo 2 infact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I'm a cunt""
thats what makes the world go round

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By *alty surpriseMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Warning... Contains highly addictive substance if handled correctly!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

Mine just says “Warning” and has a pic of my face doing this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In case of emergency insert chocolate ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Warning Toxic do not lick......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning! Mouth operates faster than brain.

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By *pYaMan  over a year ago

Ready…

Explosive: handle with care

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By *luboyoMan  over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

Prone to bouts of spontaneous sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The one on my crash helmet says 'if found with head still inside, put back and walk away'

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By *nfin8yWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Light the fuse and stand well back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Xxxxx fair warning I'm more addictive than sugar xxxxxx

But don't fall for me you will be broken if you do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Highly addictive, proceed with caution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning :- Highly addictive substance!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Warning - Objects may be larger thank they appear

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

May induce sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning- toy for adults only

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Proceed with caution….Dont say I didn’t warn you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Proceed with caution….Dont say I didn’t warn you "
watch the stairs

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman  over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

WARNING:- Wear a heart condom, because your feelings are about to get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take three times a day after food!

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there

I'd come with a list of instructions like gremlins

Do not feed sugar after midnight (the time not the person)

Do not get wet with cold water

(I will fight you)

Do not tumble dry

(Obvious really, even though I could fit in a tumble dryer)

WARNING: Can overheat, keep well ventilated. Safe to use on the face and genitals.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm changing mine.... Please do not add rum its fun but makes me delicate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Proceed with caution….Dont say I didn’t warn you watch the stairs "

Concern is appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning. Is prone to taking too much

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Rated X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Approach with caution

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WARNING - Experienced users only - check need to recharge after several hours.

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Battery not included!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It Would say

Looks hard to Handle with Rough edges, but surprisingly soft and fluffy.

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By *e Platypuss de ErotiqueMan  over a year ago

Bristol

WARNING: object in the rare veiw Mirror is a dam sight closer then you realise!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pull to inflate

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

Caution: Wants more sex than you do.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Highly Toxic. Extreme caution advised!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

May cause dizziness and palpatations

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Doesn't do tact or diplomacy but can do sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May explode

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Beware: once bitten twice shy.

Not literally bitten - for those of you that like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not scared to say what he thinks and does not care about cliques, gives respect and admiration based on merit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Caution: Wants more sex than you do. "

Impossible

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Caution: Wants more sex than you do.

Impossible "

Yet to be proven wrong!

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By *eyondhornyMan  over a year ago

Abercynon

Caution, Heavy Load

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hard work

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Silent but deadly..

Spontaneous combustion site..

Dark sense of humor, will laugh at the meanest things.

This list could go forever really....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My profile is my warning label

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mind the "Kerb Hangers" - may wrinkle on a high cycle. Hand wash recommended. Please grip gently ladies. Cut those fingernails right now if they look like Flo Jo's!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Long vehicle

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Best before 26.10.2010

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By *ck BasswardsMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

Prone to periodically sporadic bouts of inappropriate humour….

Caustically vociferous toxic Sarcasm

Flammable when set on fire….

Wet when wet….. ????

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By *9alMan  over a year ago

Bridgend

Mad bad & dangerous to know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loud when wet

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By *inkyJamesMan  over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. "

It would be

BE CAREFUL YOU MIGHT WANT MORE

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wipe down after use with an oily cloth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turn over and tap the base to get the sauce flowing..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope you’re not in a hurry. This pair like to play and play and play

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By *inkyJamesMan  over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"Caution may contain traces of nuts "

Lol that's pretty imaginative

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Violates community standards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By *il miss bootsWoman  over a year ago

......

Looks sweet and cute, but dark and scary as f@ck.....

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By *inkyJamesMan  over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"Hope you’re not in a hurry. This pair like to play and play and play "

At least by reading that caution sign a men would be well warned they had better bring along a tight fitting cock ring so they can last & last all night long to thoroughly help take care of the ladies to the max

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

"Caution, wide load"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If i fuck you 1 rule x3 hydration hydration hydration

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goggles and a good lung capacity needed xx

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

Widnes

Can cause irritations in the eye if used incorrectly

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By *urio77Man  over a year ago

northampton

Real.

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By *hocCock1Man  over a year ago

Southampton

Please insert gently

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By *ougie321Man  over a year ago

Milford Haven

Warning may contain nuts

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By *issVanillaWoman  over a year ago

.

Handle with care

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By *pYaMan  over a year ago

Ready…

Caution: Heavy Load.

Drain after use.

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By *xiled BikerMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Beware Boring

Translator required

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By *ynecplCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can be addictive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Caution - moving parts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stuck in the past

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't feed after midnight...

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Bit of a dick with a nice smile!

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Buckle up baby!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t tell the wife that I'm here

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By *an hjCouple  over a year ago

Stowmarket

Passed its best.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cross at your own risk

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

More explosive than TNT

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Prone to bouts of sarcasm and cynicism, burns easily in direct sunlight. "

Probably - Bigger than you think - Look at the words, not just the pictures!

They never do though - ah well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Objects in mirror appear sexier than they are.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May contain nuts

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

Ooooh no - I’ve thought of another one

‘Definitely trading on past glory’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning: Marks sense of humour may cause unintended offence. If this occurs, it can be cured by Nicky's far sweeter manner. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dangerous when wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can be an irritant on the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Caution may contain traces of nuts "

I was going to say, contains nuts!

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Dont look into my eyes x

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Dont look into my eyes x "

It's not your eyes they should be wary off x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Very thirsty

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Caution - do not interrupt recharge process.

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The contents of this package may be highly adictive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Redhead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Warning - may cause drowsiness

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t make me angry

You won’t like me when I’m angry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hyperactive tongue

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