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When’s the worst time to fart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone let’s rip once in a while, anyone who says they don’t fart is a liar.

But when do you think is the worst time to fart?

When receiving an OBE from the queen perhaps?

While on a deep sea dive in a three man submarine perhaps?

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Probably when stuck in a lift with the person you have fancied for agessssss

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

When saying….. “I do”

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

A funeral.

I win. Lockdown this thread

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By *ream2972TV/TS over a year ago

newquay

When my tongue is in her butthole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

During oral... always during oral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While getting rimmed by Jennifer Lopez. And it only happened once, ffs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

On some ones head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a long queue at the post office on a hot summer day. Air con broken and the old lady behind you simply must get that birthday card sent off on time.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In a mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a mouth "

You are a sick, sick individual.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

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By *ed wineMan over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

With diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

During 69

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

When your all snuggled up cozy and horny with a tasty guy..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"During 69

Standard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

Just do it

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I met a guy we were kissing then he I said wtf you dirty dog he was so embarrassed lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"During 69

Standard

I did once. I was like "I'm sooooo sorry" then had a giggling fit

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I met a guy we were kissing then he I said wtf you dirty dog he was so embarrassed lol"

Omg then he farted **

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When there's no duvet to trap their head under.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"During 69

Standard

I did once. I was like "I'm sooooo sorry" then had a giggling fit "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you need to poo

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When you need to poo

That is natural

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you need to poo

That is natural "
not if you're not near a toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

Just do it

I didn't know you worked for Nike?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

Just do it

I didn't know you worked for Nike? "
you do now

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"When you need to poo

That is natural not if you're not near a toilet "
.is that what you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

Just do it

I didn't know you worked for Nike? you do now "

Do you have a nike bum though, sorry nice bum.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"In a mouth

You are a sick, sick individual.

I am bite my bum

No I will not, how bloody rude.

Just do it

I didn't know you worked for Nike? you do now

Do you have a nike bum though, sorry nice bum.

I do xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When in a spacesuit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a lift.. you know who you are dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In company !

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

When you've got the runs, you've just stood up and made the first big stride. And BAM, it rips, taking the tide out with it.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"In a lift.. you know who you are dirty bastards"

Agreed, it's so wrong, and on so many levels!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In front of me. *sick face*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"During 69

Standard

I did once. I was like "I'm sooooo sorry" then had a giggling fit "

I did this too, right up an fwbs nostrils. I was mortified but like yourself I started giggling x

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