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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here. (That one was more my dad) "
That's a favourite in this house. In fact I think the OP would be better off asking us what we say to the kids. Her ladyship has a plethora of choice sayings, made up words and film quotes to suit every occasion.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mind your beeswax!
Just because he/she put their head in the gas oven doesn't mean you should too.
Don't come crying to me when you fall and break your neck. |
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By *rad670Man
over a year ago
South Lakes |
"I bought you into this world and I can just as easily take you out of it! She had a funny way with discipline.
Oooo, I had that one too."
I actually thought she was serious and capable, it's a miracle I made it to adulthood tbh. |
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"I bought you into this world and I can just as easily take you out of it! She had a funny way with discipline.
Oooo, I had that one too.
I actually thought she was serious and capable, it's a miracle I made it to adulthood tbh."
I expected to die at her hands to be truthful.
Funnily enough I've ended up in abusive relationships since then. Mental and physical.
That's why I ain't bothering anymore. There's clearly deeper residual stuff that I haven't managed to work through or get my head around. I know my fuck you filter doesn't work very well when it comes to people I care about, so safer to just not anyone close enough to allow myself to care for them in any capacity other than "human" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me: what's for dinner?
Mum: shit with sugar
Me: I'm bored
Mum: go play on the motorway."
The top one was something my mum always said 
Although to I’m bored I always got told to go tidy my room then |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Me: what's for dinner?
Mum: shit with sugar
Me: I'm bored
Mum: go play on the motorway."
Are we siblings?
Motorway of choice was the M6, even though the M62 was nearer as was the m57, depending on which of the dozen odd houses we lived in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put wood in th’ole
That's my mum it's weird because we are in Southampton but my nan was from Durham so it filtered down the generations!
What dose it mean? Southaner here. "
Close the door ! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Stop your crying, or I'll give you something to cry about!" was a favourite of my Mum's.
Or one my Mum, and her 2 sisters all inherited from their Mother.
When any of us kids were acting the fool and exasperated Mum, she'd get to the point of trying to quieten us down with... "Do you want a slap?"
Eh, what did she expect me to say? "Oh, Yes please! I like pain!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*"
Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*
Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat "
Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell.
Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*
Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat
Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell.
Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times."
Mine used to do that too!
And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*
Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat
Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell.
Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times.
Mine used to do that too!
And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle! "
So funny. That's 80's first aid for you. Good memories though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After any fall or cut or bruise, "it's wants some TCP on that". *Screams of pain*
Magic cream my Dad used to call it! Yeah the only magic thing about that shit was it's ability to burn through your fucking legs in 10 seconds flat
Haha. Magic cream! Oh god I can remember the smell.
Believe or not my dad used to gargle the stuff if he had a sire throat. Haha, different times.
Mine used to do that too!
And I remember that milk of magnesia stuff Dad used to make me take shots of if I felt a bit sick. A small bottle was never ending!! You'd glug it, and they'd still be more in the bottle!
So funny. That's 80's first aid for you. Good memories though."
And every home had a Tin of Andrews salts |
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My Nan's saying were.
Jesus Christ give me strength, usually after me doing something bad.
You, would make a saint swear. Not sure why I was proud of that one.
My Mum's sayings were
Here's your hat, where's your hurry.
I will give you something, to cry about in a minute.
This is your block of marzipan, leave this one alone. I used to eat the marzipan, that should have gone on the christmas cake.
He's got eyes, bigger than his belly.
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I used to jump over fences and all sorts...
'dont slip you'll hurt ur dardynells'
