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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So weve had people shagging inanimate objects.
Such as Keith the Australian that was caught sat in his car full horndogging into a 750mm pasta jar 
The Malaysian that decided it was a mighty fine idea to shag a drain pipe.
And not forgetting brit daniel... yes daniel whos possibly on here that was caught having sex with his landrover discovery 
Which led me to think... is anyone brave enough to own up to fucking strange things? Maybe a bedknob? Plant pot?
I must admit i pass a vending machine daily thats been giving me the eye... im tempted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember reading a newspaper story about a man caught having sex with his bicycle.
And remember that TV show where they were marrying walls ? I wonder if they consummated the marriages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I remember reading a newspaper story about a man caught having sex with his bicycle.
And remember that TV show where they were marrying walls ? I wonder if they consummated the marriages. "
Ahhhh now then... glory holes.. kinda like fucking a wall |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my youth I read something about fashioning a toilet roll holder masterbator, so I made it, got myself ready, but then it didn't really fit and ripped the toilet roll holder. So nearly. "
Gold star for effort.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.
I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.
I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting! "
...that's the washer, not the dog!!! |
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"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.
I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!
...that's the washer, not the dog!!! "
 . That made me laugh out loud |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.
I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!
...that's the washer, not the dog!!! "
I nearly ch*ked on my coffee then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought one of those rubber dog foot washers to clean his feet after a walk through the woods and/or muddy fields.
I haven't tried it, but it sure looks tempting!
...that's the washer, not the dog!!!
I nearly ch*ked on my coffee then"
Haha.... me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hairbrush.. we've all done it ladies!
Not just the ladies 
Not bristle end first 
My arse isn't *that* hairy
Always good to know "
Forewarned is forearmed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was working in a sex shop in Paris we get lots of new stuffs for our customers. I was unpacking our delivery when I saw a doll like woman head for blow job, just the head. So late at night I had to try it, to see what it’s like…kind of weird but at the end manage to sell one or two I think… |
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