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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A sweaty belly button, it bloody warm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better than sweaty nuts I suppose......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conjunctivitis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fluff in my absorbs any sweat.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Better than sweaty nuts I suppose......

"
I have them, but too much of a gentleman to say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Better than sweaty nuts I suppose......

I have them, but too much of a gentleman to say

Betty swallocks

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"The fluff in my absorbs any sweat."

Do you pull it out on a stick like candyfloss?

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By *agicfingers1Man over a year ago

near Brighton

A brand new combine harvester, and I'll give you the key

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"The fluff in my absorbs any sweat.

Do you pull it out on a stick like candyfloss? "

Be-have woman

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"The fluff in my absorbs any sweat.

Do you pull it out on a stick like candyfloss? "

oh I have missed the forums lol

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Conjunctivitis"
hope it clears soon

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The raging horn.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"The raging horn."
nothing new there, take a cold shower young lady

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By *onguesandpunsMan over a year ago

East Midlands

...5 on it!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

A lovely bunch of coconuts!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The raging horn. nothing new there, take a cold shower young lady"

This is NEW raging horn.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"The raging horn. nothing new there, take a cold shower young lady

This is NEW raging horn."
omg, get the ice bath ready, failing that get your arse up hear and I will sort it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'electric light

And I've got second sight'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

"a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key "

Ha!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key "

I’ve got 21 acres and you’ve got 43

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

Chills, they’re multiplying.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"'electric light

And I've got second sight'"

I got amazing powers of observation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little something for ya …

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chills, they’re multiplying."

and I’m loooooooosing control

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"The fluff in my absorbs any sweat.

Do you pull it out on a stick like candyfloss? "

Is that how they make cotton buds?

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Chills, they’re multiplying.

and I’m loooooooosing control "

*Passes you the mic*

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

...my horses in the back.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Me

You babe?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

A burrito that's as big as my head.

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A feeling….

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Me

You babe?"

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

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By *ympho6969Woman over a year ago

glasgow

A large pack or dry roasted nuts. Yummy

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Me

You babe?

The weirdest Sonny and Cher tribute act ever!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

"A feeling…."

Oh! Sorry! I think that was me!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Me

You babe?

The weirdest Sonny and Cher tribute act ever!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

99 problems.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The whole wide world in my hands, but there’s no me......

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By *inge1969Man over a year ago

leeds

An itch that needs scratching

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan over a year ago

Ashford

...to get out of this place.

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By *anPsurreycoupleCouple over a year ago

Surrey

A beautiful wife

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A beautiful wife

Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

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