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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Who has some? Who wants some?

And what type?

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I have some but none I fancy…I really would like some strawberry roses xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have some but none I fancy…I really would like some strawberry roses xx"

Ooh good call xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag "

Would you be a love and give me one please?

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By *ear in the chairMan  over a year ago

yeah there

Overated. You can have mine x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a salted caramel twix in the cupboard I still haven’t eaten yet

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By *AYENCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Anything except American Cadbury, thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Overated. You can have mine x"

It is. But I want it

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag "

Ermm sharesies

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a salted caramel twix in the cupboard I still haven’t eaten yet"

Is this actually a thing? How do I not know this?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Anything except American Cadbury, thanks "

Good point....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you. "

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

Ermm sharesies "

But..... but..... I want to share them!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

"

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that.

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By *anger mouse and EmmaCouple  over a year ago

Honiton


"I have some but none I fancy…I really would like some strawberry roses xx"

Give you some strawberry roses for a hug? Jack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

Ermm sharesies

But..... but..... I want to share them!"

I keep throwing them... they keep landing in my trap soz guys

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that."

Oh snap

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have some 85% dark chocolate and some mont aeros but the are for culinary use, if anyone has any spare for eating, pass some my way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

Ermm sharesies

But..... but..... I want to share them!

I keep throwing them... they keep landing in my trap soz guys "

TG.... we need to punish him

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that.

Oh snap "

Sharesies?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have some 85% dark chocolate and some mont aeros but the are for culinary use, if anyone has any spare for eating, pass some my way"

Is that like when you use wine for cooking? Glass for the pot, bottle for the cook!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly "

You have what I want.... gimme a suck on your curly wurly?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I have some 85% dark chocolate and some mont aeros but the are for culinary use, if anyone has any spare for eating, pass some my way

Is that like when you use wine for cooking? Glass for the pot, bottle for the cook!"

absolutely, well it would be rude not to

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

Ermm sharesies

But..... but..... I want to share them!

I keep throwing them... they keep landing in my trap soz guys

TG.... we need to punish him "

I'll pin him you get the buttons and then we'll decide his fate

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that."

I seem to have gone cold turkey with that too!

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that.

Oh snap

Sharesies? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather have a beer or even better a chocolate beer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have some 85% dark chocolate and some mont aeros but the are for culinary use, if anyone has any spare for eating, pass some my way

Is that like when you use wine for cooking? Glass for the pot, bottle for the cook! absolutely, well it would be rude not to "

Good man!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ohhhh all the chocolate! I have cadburys buttons in my bag

Ermm sharesies

But..... but..... I want to share them!

I keep throwing them... they keep landing in my trap soz guys

TG.... we need to punish him

I'll pin him you get the buttons and then we'll decide his fate "

Seems reasonable....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

You have what I want.... gimme a suck on your curly wurly? "

I’d let you suck anything you like.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly "

Ooh curly wurly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that.

Oh snap

Sharesies?

"

Ooooh..... we could combine this sharing with the buttons.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd rather have a beer or even better a chocolate beer "

I could go for chocolate beer....

Ooh. Or chocolate vodka

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

You have what I want.... gimme a suck on your curly wurly?

I’d let you suck anything you like. "

But the Yorkie might be a bit bumpy for sucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

Ooh curly wurly "

If posh is willing to share……

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

London

I’ve just brought myself a Whispers duo bar and a Cadbury’s Flake.

I’m just on the train from London Bridge and when someone catches my eye I’m going to eat the flake all suggestively

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

Ooh curly wurly

If posh is willing to share……"

Always with TG

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve just brought myself a Whispers duo bar and a Cadbury’s Flake.

I’m just on the train from London Bridge and when someone catches my eye I’m going to eat the flake all suggestively "

Why am I not on that train?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

Ooh curly wurly

If posh is willing to share……

Always with TG "

Lucky me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

Ooh curly wurly

If posh is willing to share……

Always with TG

Lucky me"

We can take an end each and meet in the middle

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

London


"I’ve just brought myself a Whispers duo bar and a Cadbury’s Flake.

I’m just on the train from London Bridge and when someone catches my eye I’m going to eat the flake all suggestively

Why am I not on that train?!"

Because you moved from sarf london to become a Druid

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve just brought myself a Whispers duo bar and a Cadbury’s Flake.

I’m just on the train from London Bridge and when someone catches my eye I’m going to eat the flake all suggestively

Why am I not on that train?!

Because you moved from sarf london to become a Druid "

True. Bugger.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’ve got a Yorkie biscuit and raisin. Love chocolate. Or a curly wurly

Ooh curly wurly

If posh is willing to share……"

Of not I have my own

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I want some but I’ve gone cold turkey so please don’t talk about chocolate. Thank you.

Sorry. But I can't do that. I'm having a craving

I could talk about cock instead?

Also having a craving for that.

Oh snap

Sharesies?

Ooooh..... we could combine this sharing with the buttons..... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Orange Kit Kats but give me dark chocolate anytime

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Orange Kit Kats but give me dark chocolate anytime "

You have orange kit kats?

Hello there......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes i do have orange Kit Kats

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I have a chocolate orange twirl. I do not want a chocolate orange twirl. I'd quite like a Hotel Chocolat slab, white chocolate with meringue pieces in of some kind.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes i do have orange Kit Kats "

I feel like you're just teasing now....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange twirl. I do not want a chocolate orange twirl. I'd quite like a Hotel Chocolat slab, white chocolate with meringue pieces in of some kind. "

I'll swap you an orange chocolate twirl for a hearty handshake?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I have a chocolate orange twirl. I do not want a chocolate orange twirl. I'd quite like a Hotel Chocolat slab, white chocolate with meringue pieces in of some kind.

I'll swap you an orange chocolate twirl for a hearty handshake?"

Yeah that'll do. I do like a good handshake.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange twirl. I do not want a chocolate orange twirl. I'd quite like a Hotel Chocolat slab, white chocolate with meringue pieces in of some kind.

I'll swap you an orange chocolate twirl for a hearty handshake?

Yeah that'll do. I do like a good handshake. "

Woo hoo! I'm totally in here.....

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm chocolate and orange mixed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP? "

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mmmmmmmmm chocolate and orange mixed "

I feel like you should come prove the deliciousness now....

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight? "

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some "

I'm sorry.....

I'm gonna stay here naked though and just hope someone takes pity on me and offers to being me some.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'm travelling atm so restricted to what's in my handbag - a mini toblerone and a starbar.

I have a selection of Montezuma, Cadburys and Godiva at home waiting for me

C

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else. "

Woo hoo!!

Oh crap. Now I can't think of anything charming to get you to give me it.

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm travelling atm so restricted to what's in my handbag - a mini toblerone and a starbar.

I have a selection of Montezuma, Cadburys and Godiva at home waiting for me

C"

I LOVE a mini toblerone! It's the joy of the toblerine without the danger of being maimed by it when you bite off a triangle!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk "

So would I..... if you'd care to bring the chocolate goodness here please.....

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some

I'm sorry.....

I'm gonna stay here naked though and just hope someone takes pity on me and offers to being me some."

Could try that as well seeing as I am, shall we see who wins

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some

I'm sorry.....

I'm gonna stay here naked though and just hope someone takes pity on me and offers to being me some.

Could try that as well seeing as I am, shall we see who wins "

You have many advantages..... being sexy and in the middle of the country are two of them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mint aero for me please thank you so much xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"mint aero for me please thank you so much xxx"

Pick one up for me would you lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve just brought myself a Whispers duo bar and a Cadbury’s Flake.

I’m just on the train from London Bridge and when someone catches my eye I’m going to eat the flake all suggestively "

which train are you on. Asking for a friend

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk

So would I..... if you'd care to bring the chocolate goodness here please..... "

I could bring it, but you’d be extremely disappointed when I chomped it all in front of you

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Bit early for me yet, but I'm always up for a chunky KitKat

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Ex supplier of mine sent me some milk chocolate with cashews as a thankyou for a favour.

It felt a bit squishy when it arrived so I've whacked it into the fridge.

Happy to share if anyone fancies some

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dairy milk

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk

So would I..... if you'd care to bring the chocolate goodness here please.....

I could bring it, but you’d be extremely disappointed when I chomped it all in front of you "

It would be like watching chocolate porn..... look but don't touch!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bit early for me yet, but I'm always up for a chunky KitKat"

Oooh the chunky ones are always the best....

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some

I'm sorry.....

I'm gonna stay here naked though and just hope someone takes pity on me and offers to being me some.

Could try that as well seeing as I am, shall we see who wins

You have many advantages..... being sexy and in the middle of the country are two of them!"

Only one of those facts are true easy to get to

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ex supplier of mine sent me some milk chocolate with cashews as a thankyou for a favour.

It felt a bit squishy when it arrived so I've whacked it into the fridge.

Happy to share if anyone fancies some "

That sounds blinking lovely! I'm in! See you in about 6 hours.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dairy milk "

It's a classic for a reason!

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk

So would I..... if you'd care to bring the chocolate goodness here please.....

I could bring it, but you’d be extremely disappointed when I chomped it all in front of you

It would be like watching chocolate porn..... look but don't touch!"

Oh I’m doing ALL the touching, nibbling and smothering

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sake woman I'm gonna have to get dressed and go to the shop now to get some

I'm sorry.....

I'm gonna stay here naked though and just hope someone takes pity on me and offers to being me some.

Could try that as well seeing as I am, shall we see who wins

You have many advantages..... being sexy and in the middle of the country are two of them!

Only one of those facts are true easy to get to "

Pah..... you're proper sexy!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else.

Woo hoo!!

Oh crap. Now I can't think of anything charming to get you to give me it."

Im sure you'll think of something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mint aero for me please thank you so much xxx

Pick one up for me would you lovely? "

Off corse I will beautiful xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love some galaxy or a diary milk

So would I..... if you'd care to bring the chocolate goodness here please.....

I could bring it, but you’d be extremely disappointed when I chomped it all in front of you

It would be like watching chocolate porn..... look but don't touch!

Oh I’m doing ALL the touching, nibbling and smothering "

Are we still talking chocolate?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else.

Woo hoo!!

Oh crap. Now I can't think of anything charming to get you to give me it.

Im sure you'll think of something. "

How about.... pretty please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"mint aero for me please thank you so much xxx

Pick one up for me would you lovely?

Off corse I will beautiful xxx"

And fix the teleporter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP? "

Will you please let me know what the brownie bar's like x

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there

Posh chocolate Posh please, fed to me by a naked stud covered in edible gold dust if you don't mind

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh chocolate Posh please, fed to me by a naked stud covered in edible gold dust if you don't mind "

Are we covering the stud or the chocolate?

And can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmm I want some... Especially now I've seen this thread

My faves are Cadburys, Galaxy and Beuno

Her x

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By *ich_ChesterMan  over a year ago

Chester

Have a bar of Bournville in the fridge and just about to have a curly wurly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Will you please let me know what the brownie bar's like x"

I thought it was a bit myself....

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Galaxy ripple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bournville buttons for me, want me to send you a pic of me eating them, it’s almost the same right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mmm I want some... Especially now I've seen this thread

My faves are Cadburys, Galaxy and Beuno

Her x"

Galaxy cookie crumble is my favourite of those at the moment....

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Posh chocolate Posh please, fed to me by a naked stud covered in edible gold dust if you don't mind

Are we covering the stud or the chocolate?

And can I join in? "

The stud is to be covered I think. This maybe a time to break out those gold hot pants and get some glitter on your nips

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else.

Woo hoo!!

Oh crap. Now I can't think of anything charming to get you to give me it.

Im sure you'll think of something.

How about.... pretty please "

Taxiiii.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a bar of Bournville in the fridge and just about to have a curly wurly "

Do you suck all the chocolate off it?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Galaxy ripple "

Oh my..... now I'm thinking of ripples. In biceps.

With chocolate on.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bournville buttons for me, want me to send you a pic of me eating them, it’s almost the same right? "

Yes. I want that. Although it's not quite the same.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh chocolate Posh please, fed to me by a naked stud covered in edible gold dust if you don't mind

Are we covering the stud or the chocolate?

And can I join in?

The stud is to be covered I think. This maybe a time to break out those gold hot pants and get some glitter on your nips "

I'm in!!

*googles edible glitter suppliers*

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Chocolate orange!!

And what do I have to do for this delight?

Just be your normal charming self.

I'm too sweet and innocent to think of anything else.

Woo hoo!!

Oh crap. Now I can't think of anything charming to get you to give me it.

Im sure you'll think of something.

How about.... pretty please

Taxiiii. "

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Have a bar of Bournville in the fridge and just about to have a curly wurly

Do you suck all the chocolate off it?"

I can give lessons... See pic

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Toblerone....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lindt dark chocolate please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Have a bar of Bournville in the fridge and just about to have a curly wurly

Do you suck all the chocolate off it?

I can give lessons... See pic "

Teach me everything TG

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock...."

Red!

Outrageous!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lindt dark chocolate please"

I'll get some. But you'll have to come here and get it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and how could I forget Lindts!! bloody yum!

Her x

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous! "

Don't deny you're not too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a chocolate orange and a bar of cadburys 'brownie' chocolate in the fridge if they are of any help NSP?

Will you please let me know what the brownie bar's like x

I thought it was a bit myself...."

Thanks,I'll leave that one for now x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh and how could I forget Lindts!! bloody yum!

Her x"

I had champagne Lindt balls the other day...... ooofftt!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too "

Not giant.........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lindt dark chocolate please"

I’m eating that right now, dark with a touch of salt

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant......... "

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it..... "

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox) "

EVERYONE SEND TINDERGIRL COCKS.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox) "

There's one I really crave.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!! "

I’m not that bad

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!! "

It's in her mouth..... honest

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

EVERYONE SEND TINDERGIRL COCKS. "

Not getting the real thing so pics will have to substitute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just ordered some profiteroles for dessert ... unusual as don't usually have a sweet tooth! Just fancied something chocolatey

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

There's one I really crave..... "

Oh we all have one of those

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous! "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've just ordered some profiteroles for dessert ... unusual as don't usually have a sweet tooth! Just fancied something chocolatey "

I don't usually..... but I was sent a picture of chocolate and I have really wanted it since....

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dairy milk

It's a classic for a reason!"

Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

There's one I really crave.....

Oh we all have one of those "

*sighs*

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

"

Pervert you are!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

EVERYONE SEND TINDERGIRL COCKS.

Not getting the real thing so pics will have to substitute "

In that case - Incominggggg

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest "

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything "

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut. "

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please? "

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lindt dark chocolate please

I'll get some. But you'll have to come here and get it "

I have week off in August, will it last till then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead "

You know it baby!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lindt dark chocolate please

I'll get some. But you'll have to come here and get it

I have week off in August, will it last till then"

I think it'll still be good by then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooooooh

Would love some, but I'd better not. Trying to shift some weight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have Cadbury’s Caramilk right now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!"

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooooh

Would love some, but I'd better not. Trying to shift some weight"

I'm sure I read that chocolate is calorie free if it is someone else's.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have Cadbury’s Caramilk right now "

I used to love those!

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?"

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages "

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting. "

Does it call your name?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages "

You haven't terrible state of affairs

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days "

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed? "

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true.

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting.

Does it call your name?"

Right in front of eye level. So cannot miss. I am sure I moved . Seems to get back to same place .

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting.

Does it call your name?

Right in front of eye level. So cannot miss. I am sure I moved . Seems to get back to same place . "

It's Alive!

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm munching Dairy Milk now but I'm craving a giant Cock....

Red!

Outrageous!

Don't deny you're not too

Not giant.........

I'd be happy with any right now (ducks for cover from her inbox)

EVERYONE SEND TINDERGIRL COCKS.

Not getting the real thing so pics will have to substitute

In that case - Incominggggg "

Woo hoo!!

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting.

Does it call your name?

Right in front of eye level. So cannot miss. I am sure I moved . Seems to get back to same place .

It's Alive!"

Will not be much longer .

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Three quarters of a bar if fruit and nut.

You have it?

You want it?

Why only three quarters?

Eaten a quarter . Each time ope fridge it is tempting.

Does it call your name?

Right in front of eye level. So cannot miss. I am sure I moved . Seems to get back to same place .

It's Alive!

Will not be much longer . "

Good man!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I could have sworn I'd got a bar of Dairy milk

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could have sworn I'd got a bar of Dairy milk "

Is it with Fallen Angel's bread?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true. "

Cough cough *bollocks* cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could have sworn I'd got a bar of Dairy milk "

In the fridge!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true.

Cough cough *bollocks* cough cough "

I don't have bollocks..... but I know a man who does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true.

Cough cough *bollocks* cough cough

I don't have bollocks..... but I know a man who does "

And me, hang on, let me just remove them from my mouth, so I can stuff in some more chocolate

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true.

Cough cough *bollocks* cough cough

I don't have bollocks..... but I know a man who does

And me, hang on, let me just remove them from my mouth, so I can stuff in some more chocolate "

You make it sound just SO sexy

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"FALLEN ANGEL IS TEASING ME WITH CHOCOLATE PORN!!

And I kinda like it.....

Imagine washing the sheets after that!!

It's in her mouth..... honest

I shall try and get my mind out of the gutter, though I'm not promising anything

When you get yours out could you see if you can find mine please?

Sod that lets have a party in it instead

You know it baby!!

Ooh, we haven’t had a gutter party for aaages

That's because I'm sweet and innocent these days

What, when, what the heck have I missed?

Me. Sweet and innocent. It's a thing. And true.

Cough cough *bollocks* cough cough

I don't have bollocks..... but I know a man who does

And me, hang on, let me just remove them from my mouth, so I can stuff in some more chocolate "

So long as you put them back in your mouth afterwards.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I still appear to have no chocolate.....

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I still appear to have no chocolate..... "

I’m hoarding it all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I still appear to have no chocolate.....

I’m hoarding it all "

To bring to Devon in the style of a superhero?

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford


"I still appear to have no chocolate.....

I’m hoarding it all

To bring to Devon in the style of a superhero?"

*shakes head viciously*

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I still appear to have no chocolate.....

I’m hoarding it all

To bring to Devon in the style of a superhero?

*shakes head viciously* "

*cries more*

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman  over a year ago

Cambs

I baked chocolate, cherry and peanut butter brownies this morning for tomorrow and now they're calling me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I baked chocolate, cherry and peanut butter brownies this morning for tomorrow and now they're calling me... "

That's like wife material mmmm

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

I'm desperately trying to be good, mot least as I'm just back from the gym.

Would LOVE some Hotel Chocolat Gianduja

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I baked chocolate, cherry and peanut butter brownies this morning for tomorrow and now they're calling me... "

Weird..... they've started calling me too.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm desperately trying to be good, mot least as I'm just back from the gym.

Would LOVE some Hotel Chocolat Gianduja "

Where's the damn drool emoji when you need it?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and how could I forget Lindts!! bloody yum!

Her x

I had champagne Lindt balls the other day...... ooofftt!"

Ohhhh don't know how I feel about them!

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I baked chocolate, cherry and peanut butter brownies this morning for tomorrow and now they're calling me...

That's like wife material mmmm"

I bagsy marrying her first!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(Smoothers himself in chocolate)

OK ladies - come and help yourselves. There's plenty for all of you.

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