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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Is open anything you want just ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 bottles of bleach please

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

4 candles?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"12 bottles of bleach please"
No problem can I ask what are you doing with it and are you over 18

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"12 bottles of bleach please"

Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"4 candles?"
Classic line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky "

why you not speak English

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky why you not speak English "

Some shop keeper you are

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky why you not speak English

Some shop keeper you are"

your bared get out don't darken my doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"12 bottles of bleach please

Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you "

*shaking head* counter surveillance bro

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lol"
is that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"12 bottles of bleach please

Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you

*shaking head* counter surveillance bro"

Swallow your sim card and get on those squat jogs bro, you'll never be caught

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lolis that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me "
I'd have asked for 144 ..but that's gross

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky why you not speak English

Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep "

Do you have any dodads?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky why you not speak English

Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep

Do you have any dodads?"

Oh and a tube of elbow grease and 5 liters of tartan paint preferably Anderson

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. "
I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"12 pack of condoms x2 please gonna be a busy weekend lolis that enough seem a bit of a light weight to me I'd have asked for 144 ..but that's gross "

Genius.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"2 thingamyjigs

4 whatnots

And a dohicky why you not speak English

Some shop keeper you areyour bared get out don't darken my doorstep

Do you have any dodads?

Oh and a tube of elbow grease and 5 liters of tartan paint preferably Anderson "

bucket of steam as well long wait met your type before

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them "

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is?

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Cake please . On chocolate and one coffee. I am entertaining over weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"12 bottles of bleach please

Make sure you cover your beard before you ask for these so they don't know it's you

*shaking head* counter surveillance bro

Swallow your sim card and get on those squat jogs bro, you'll never be caught "

Its my IRA voice.

Brilliant movie

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? "

I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cordless extension lead and some tartan paint please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

A bag of sky hooks and a long stand please.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that "

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A water hammer. Preferably dry

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A cordless extension lead and some tartan paint please "
madam you are a trouble causer testing my patience get out you are bared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A balloon of dry ice smoke

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. "

off the back.of a lorry

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A water hammer. Preferably dry "
Don't sell them in England

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A balloon of dry ice smoke "
Wonka get out you are bared

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry "

No I make them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A balloon of dry ice smoke Wonka get out you are bared "

Awwwwwww I still have a list of things I need

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry

No I make them "

I get kids coming in here

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry

No I make them I get kids coming in here "

They can eat cake

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry

No I make them I get kids coming in here

They can eat cake "

What's in the cake you worry me

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A balloon of dry ice smoke Wonka get out you are bared

Awwwwwww I still have a list of things I need "

OK you are not bared

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry

No I make them I get kids coming in here

They can eat cake What's in the cake you worry me "

Depends on what type of cake it is!

Ask anyone whose had my cakes.

Nothing naughty I save that for the erotic badges.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Red, chocolate brown and white fimo, some earring rods, broach backs and super glue please. I beg your pardon madam just check the back don't sell many of them

What kind of shop is this?

Or don't you know what it is? I'm new to the job madam a bit of this a bit of that

In that case I can sell you cakes for you to sell.

Erotic badges and fab earrings. off the back.of a lorry

No I make them I get kids coming in here

They can eat cake What's in the cake you worry me

Depends on what type of cake it is!

Ask anyone whose had my cakes.

Nothing naughty I save that for the erotic badges.

"

OK I welcome you with open arms I think

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