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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
Hey baby, are you being followed?
Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER
!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig. |
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
I walked up to a bird in a night club last night and said "you must be the best looking girl in this place!"
"What makes you say that?" she asked with a gleaming smile.
"12 bottles of Corona, 7 sambucca shots and 3 lines of ," I replied. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
Hey baby, are you being followed?
Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER
!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig."
Well that's very different ..  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
Hey baby, are you being followed?
Because I've been seeing people behind your back.Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER
!I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig."
 
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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago
Bradford |
Not having much luck with the ladies? Try some of these chat up lines:I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt
)Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for the Post Office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
(Look down at your crotch)
Well It's not just going to suck itself.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No?
Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? |
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The cheesiest chat up line that I have ever used is:
Me- Are your eyelashes fake?
Her- No why?
Me- Really? Close your eyes a second,
When closed I kissed her.
I'm ashamed I ever used such a cheesy line but it worked and we were together for 6 years and got engaged also lol
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