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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP Man
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Have a drink each time Christian Eriksen is mentioned.
Have a drink every time the camera zooms onto a fat worried looking English fan.
Send me a tit pic each time the camera zooms in on a pretty Danish bird.
Consider switching to Vodka each time the camera shows Grealish pulling his socks up during a warm up approaching the 70th minute mark.
Run to the BP garage for another bottle of vodka and take up smoking again as the extra time period comes and goes and penalties loom.
Remember you have some absinthe left and do a shot after each penalty taken in the shoot out.
Wake up covered in sick and check phone to see who won.
Come on England
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had a fiver every time the media mentioned Gareth Southgate missing the penalty, you’d have enough dosh to open up your own bar. In the Bahamas."
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"Have a drink each time Christian Eriksen is mentioned.
Have a drink every time the camera zooms onto a fat worried looking English fan.
Send me a tit pic each time the camera zooms in on a pretty Danish bird.
Consider switching to Vodka each time the camera shows Grealish pulling his socks up during a warm up approaching the 70th minute mark.
Run to the BP garage for another bottle of vodka and take up smoking again as the extra time period comes and goes and penalties loom.
Remember you have some absinthe left and do a shot after each penalty taken in the shoot out.
Wake up covered in sick and check phone to see who won.
Come on England
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also I 2nd sending me a tut pic lol |
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