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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Dipping in again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?"

Good point . Back in!

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Yes please x

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By *andycandy88Woman  over a year ago

Northolt

I'll join in xx

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By *h508Man  over a year ago

Guildford

It’d be rude not to

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Ooo can I play

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Most definitely in again

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

I like the look of your strawberry Testa!

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

I’m in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I like the look of your strawberry Testa! "

Is that a euphemism

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?"

Oi!! I'm not shagging!!

Also still not in as postie but will take shagging requests

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ill play

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?"

So, where were we

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we "

One of you was about to hop on a cock and I’m pretty sure it was mine

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I like the look of your strawberry Testa!

Is that a euphemism "

It can be whatever she wants it to be

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell, part 2 filled up quickly.I bet my name still hasn't benn mentioned though, lol

Still in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Message from incredible orgasm - inducing friend:

Nora

U know u want the gggrrrrrrrr x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not shagging, I'm in!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Thank you for the last ones

I’ll play postie again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we "

Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shall play xx

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

My filters are down so can play postie

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Can you tell HotwifeSeductions if I don’t get my hands (and tongue) on that ass soon I think I might explode and I’m sure she doesn’t want my death on her hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blimey! Part 3. I only went to the shop for a bit. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody 3 this aint half kicked off lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am back in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In and filters down if you would like me to pass on a message or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Declaring myself fully in now I've finished work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

I’ve never had a message in my inbox that gave me an instant hard on!!!

Message for tinder/Hotwife and fallen angel…can I press my boobs against all of you please x

We have to make this happen!!! And I’ll be the guy making sure everyone is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message from incredible orgasm - inducing friend:

Nora

U know u want the gggrrrrrrrreat x

"

tony the tiger?

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Message for darker knight…could he tickle me with his beard, I should mention I’d be sat on his face at the time x

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I’ve never had a message in my inbox that gave me an instant hard on!!!

Message for tinder/Hotwife and fallen angel…can I press my boobs against all of you please x

We have to make this happen!!! And I’ll be the guy making sure everyone is ok. "

Oh we do.... But I'm sure we'll be just fine without you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you tell HotwifeSeductions if I don’t get my hands (and tongue) on that ass soon I think I might explode and I’m sure she doesn’t want my death on her hands "

Only if the explosion goes in my mouth

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Hey Dancer!

My very dapper young mate says that you are very much his type both physically and, from your profile, in terms of personality. If only he was a bit older and not hundreds of miles away, he’d certainly be offering to scrub your back!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I can't find a reason to say no

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message from incredible orgasm - inducing friend:

Nora

U know u want the gggrrrrrrrr x

"

I wasn’t even in! The grrrrrrrr is essential to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for darker knight…could he tickle me with his beard, I should mention I’d be sat on his face at the time x"
i dunno who you are i do know what you want what i have is a very particular set of skills and i will look for you i will find you and i will _____ you

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m back again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve never had a message in my inbox that gave me an instant hard on!!!

Message for tinder/Hotwife and fallen angel…can I press my boobs against all of you please x

We have to make this happen!!! And I’ll be the guy making sure everyone is ok.

Oh we do.... But I'm sure we'll be just fine without you "

Nipples at the ready

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"I’ve never had a message in my inbox that gave me an instant hard on!!!

Message for tinder/Hotwife and fallen angel…can I press my boobs against all of you please x

We have to make this happen!!! And I’ll be the guy making sure everyone is ok.

Oh we do.... But I'm sure we'll be just fine without you "

Why would you exclude me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a certain gentleman has asked me to pass this on.

Can you tell Nora that if I was in that club with her she (and I) would be starkers in no time

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

NSP. A fellow northerner wants to find out what it’s like to be inside your knickers it seems! I say go for it!!!

Next time you are up north, my bed is waiting, as am I

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Nora….

My incredibly gorgeous mate says they would love you to wrap your gorgeous pins around them

And I’m my opinion if you say no you will deeply regret it

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"a certain gentleman has asked me to pass this on.

Can you tell Nora that if I was in that club with her she (and I) would be starkers in no time "

this can only be one person!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another gent has asked me to pass on this..

Quim

Your wiggle worked wonders, but what can I do with the resultant stiffy

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora….

My incredibly gorgeous mate says they would love you to wrap your gorgeous pins around them

And I’m my opinion if you say no you will deeply regret it "

Must be a woman then. I’m in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Nora they are queuing up, my other fit mate has asked me to send you this:

Can you tell that Nora bird that sealing envelopes with fangine juice is very impressive and she gets the job

Congrats on the new job

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora they are queuing up, my other fit mate has asked me to send you this:

Can you tell that Nora bird that sealing envelopes with fangine juice is very impressive and she gets the job

Congrats on the new job "

What job? I can do that. Who are you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lovely gent has asked me to pass this on….

“Would you be kind enough to inform the lovely Hotwifeseductions that it is such a shame that they are so far away as I would love to be all over her like a rash”

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

Tell Tom plays I fancy a bear throwing me around and getting grizzly with me

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

One for you tom plays...

Tom, when are we going for that cheeky pint? You owe me and I need a wingman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lovely gent has asked me to pass this on….

“Would you be kind enough to inform the lovely Hotwifeseductions that it is such a shame that they are so far away as I would love to be all over her like a rash”"

Oooh I love it when you talk skin conditions to me

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for HWS

HWS

Such a beautiful lady.

You look stunning in red

The only thing that's missing

Is you in my bed

Let me have your body

And I'll let you have mine

Let's make sweet music

A concerto so devine

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By *C7995XCouple  over a year ago

London

In x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for pt3, some new lovelies

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Liven up my bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell Tom plays I fancy a bear throwing me around and getting grizzly with me "

Yeah I wish, but please show yourself

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Tom plays a lovely friend says

Tomplays your a man with my soul you just need to take my body too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One for you tom plays...

Tom, when are we going for that cheeky pint? You owe me and I need a wingman "

An night in Liverpool was on the cards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for HWS

HWS

Such a beautiful lady.

You look stunning in red

The only thing that's missing

Is you in my bed

Let me have your body

And I'll let you have mine

Let's make sweet music

A concerto so devine"

This message must be from Veet because that was smooooooooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mrs Sapphire, you are popular today!

My mate says

MrsSapphire

Would you like to be shagging, because I would so love to have you in my bed, and on the sofa, and in the conservatory, well you get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Message for sexy Lexi,

Can you please ask Lexi to stop FaceTiming me at inappropriate times?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I’ll play x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Message for GoodGirl.. my sexy mate says this 6 month wait is outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mrs Sapphire, you are popular today!

My mate says

MrsSapphire

Would you like to be shagging, because I would so love to have you in my bed, and on the sofa, and in the conservatory, well you get the picture "

No idea why!!

How about ON the conservatory? Shake things up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tom plays a lovely friend says

Tomplays your a man with my soul you just need to take my body too"

I am flattered

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Captain smooth is back again, and very talented he is to! Nora this time…

Oh sweet Nora

Wrap your legs around my neck

My head between your thighs.

Let my tongue explore you

And see the pleasure in your eyes.

Let me hear that whimper

As I hit that certain spot.

Open up lips love

Let me show you what I've got

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Captain smooth is back again, and very talented he is to! Nora this time…

Oh sweet Nora

Wrap your legs around my neck

My head between your thighs.

Let my tongue explore you

And see the pleasure in your eyes.

Let me hear that whimper

As I hit that certain spot.

Open up lips love

Let me show you what I've got"

Oh I say

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

This very sexy lady has asked me to say

Lexi and Saff. Get ya dancing shoes on I’ll be there soon

You lucky lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A really nice gentleman has a message for my friend

NBVN. If you ever need help getting in and out of your wetsuit or warming up after. Maybe even a rubdown, though don't blame me if I bite your bum. I'm all yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HotWifeSeductions it's your lucky day. A suave chap says..

Stunning in red, outstanding in black, let's get them all off and go to paradise and back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for GoodGirl.. my sexy mate says this 6 month wait is outrageous "

All the good things are worth waiting for you know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A really nice gentleman has a message for my friend

NBVN. If you ever need help getting in and out of your wetsuit or warming up after. Maybe even a rubdown, though don't blame me if I bite your bum. I'm all yours "

Ooh yes please, I need all the help I need to get out of my wetsuit

NBVN x

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Message for Saffie:

Can you please ask Saffron to remind me how she came up with the my username?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"This very sexy lady has asked me to say

Lexi and Saff. Get ya dancing shoes on I’ll be there soon

You lucky lot"

More like get your dress down ready ladies!!!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

A crazy, lovely friend has a message to the track and trace girl … ner ner ner no map can track me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HotWifeSeductions it's your lucky day. A suave chap says..

Stunning in red, outstanding in black, let's get them all off and go to paradise and back"

What can I say? I do like a good colour, maybe one day ill fuck you like no other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe! "

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe!

"

Hello

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Message for Saffie:

Can you please ask Saffron to remind me how she came up with the my username? "

Is that chipolata? No idea…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HotWifeSeductions it's your lucky day. A suave chap says..

Stunning in red, outstanding in black, let's get them all off and go to paradise and back

What can I say? I do like a good colour, maybe one day ill fuck you like no other

"

Smooth fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Please tell Mrs Sapphire....

If I was ever to have the pleasure of her company she can be rest assured that her sense of humour would be the only dry thing in the room.... And just to clarify, I don't mean she'd be crying, having a runny nose or be pissing everywhere Although I could probably get on board with the latter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe! "

Sounds good, I’m sure he won’t mind, it’s for a good cause

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Message for Saffie:

Can you please ask Saffron to remind me how she came up with the my username?

Is that chipolata? No idea… "

Fully fledged sausage

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Message for Saffie:

Can you please ask Saffron to remind me how she came up with the my username?

Is that chipolata? No idea… "

Chipolata!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x "

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Just thought I’d remind everyone I’m still here in a very obvious cry for attention…. Shameless… yes I know

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol "

Leggy doesn’t necessarily equate to tall lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe!

"

What a way to go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol

Leggy doesn’t necessarily equate to tall lol"

Lol

Sorry my brains not functioning today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol "

I’m tall and leggy but it’s not me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol

I’m tall and leggy but it’s not me lol"

Well that helps narrow it down I suppose lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

From a rather sex mate

For Petite Woman

I've been admiring you from afar for a while, gorgeously out of my league but gorgeous none the less

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By *heekytradesman46Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

In for a look

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol

I’m tall and leggy but it’s not me lol

Well that helps narrow it down I suppose lol"

Rule me out too. I’ve got short legs sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for you OP

From a charming messenger

Wow, unreal.

Your profile had my full attention within the first sentence, you had me hooked before I got around to looking at your pictures, they just made me swim your way without you having to reel me in. P.s if you want someone to whisper in your ear just how gorgeous you are, as long as you don't expect my word that my hands may not wander x

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Dipping the toe in whilst he's glued to the TV

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Message for Tom Plays from a leggy beauty

I enjoy our chats and think you’re a lovely bloke x

Awww thank you I’m trying to think of tall ladies on here lol

I’m tall and leggy but it’s not me lol

Well that helps narrow it down I suppose lol

Rule me out too. I’ve got short legs sorry x"

Long legs for my height but not me

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Well it was going so well and Posh is probably off shagging or something, so shall we continue,?

So, where were we Giving Lib an honorable death, I believe!

What a way to go "

Hell I'd happily die that way

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

We are in

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Message for yummycouple from my very delicious friend..

Ooh gorgeous and local

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Message for yummycouple from my very delicious friend..

Ooh gorgeous and local"

thank you TOM

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fir the lovely birthday girl and good friend on here NBVN.. a nice gentleman asked

That if I knew in advance it was her birthday, I would of baked a cake and balanced it on my nether regions to serve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for yummycouple from my very delicious friend..

Ooh gorgeous and local thank you TOM "

Busted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I have a message for _gent coulson from a delicious sort…

I hope you’re not watching the football alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Message for the gorgeous Dancer36 my sexy mate says You not only have and amazing body but you are stunningly beautiful… I’d love to be best friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Message for you OP

From a charming messenger

Wow, unreal.

Your profile had my full attention within the first sentence, you had me hooked before I got around to looking at your pictures, they just made me swim your way without you having to reel me in. P.s if you want someone to whisper in your ear just how gorgeous you are, as long as you don't expect my word that my hands may not wander x"

Thankyou for that, most kind x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please can you ask Saffie why she is still at home and should be at mine! 

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fir the lovely birthday girl and good friend on here NBVN.. a nice gentleman asked

That if I knew in advance it was her birthday, I would of baked a cake and balanced it on my nether regions to serve"

Never too late

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell Mrs Sapphire....

If I was ever to have the pleasure of her company she can be rest assured that her sense of humour would be the only dry thing in the room.... And just to clarify, I don't mean she'd be crying, having a runny nose or be pissing everywhere Although I could probably get on board with the latter "

I'm not weeing on anyone!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Message for sexy Lexi,

Can you please ask Lexi to stop FaceTiming me at inappropriate times? "

Like when your having a poo or a bj?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Please tell Mrs Sapphire....

If I was ever to have the pleasure of her company she can be rest assured that her sense of humour would be the only dry thing in the room.... And just to clarify, I don't mean she'd be crying, having a runny nose or be pissing everywhere Although I could probably get on board with the latter

I'm not weeing on anyone!!! "

I did wonder whether to post that one tbh

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Please can you ask Saffie why she is still at home and should be at mine! 

NBVN x"

See the silence thread Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll play...

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Please can you ask Saffie why she is still at home and should be at mine! 

NBVN x

See the silence thread Lexi "

Saffy, do you know what silence is?

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"Please can you ask Saffie why she is still at home and should be at mine! 

NBVN x

See the silence thread Lexi "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i play

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

In whilst I watch the footie

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

NBVN... it's your lucky day

Tell NBVN if i could get a chance to thoroughly look at her tattoos i'll be gentle!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name "

Welcome back my lovely, I recognise you

NBVN x

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up "

Oh shh you wally... Carry on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"NBVN... it's your lucky day

Tell NBVN if i could get a chance to thoroughly look at her tattoos i'll be gentle! "

I do love my ink being traced and licked, so if the inspection includes that then I am happy

NBVN x

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

To LingerieLovesMe...

A smooth talking Irishman would love to take you to Agent Provocateur and go wild on his credit card...

Thanks x

( now there’s and offer you shouldn’t refuse!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name "

Welcome back. I recognise you, but I can’t remember what your name was before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up "

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name

Welcome back my lovely, I recognise you

NBVN x"

Aww thank you lovely....Nice to be back. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name

Welcome back. I recognise you, but I can’t remember what your name was before "

Thank you hun... Was Sassymrs

Glad to be back xxx

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman  over a year ago

Cambs

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To LingerieLovesMe...

A smooth talking Irishman would love to take you to Agent Provocateur and go wild on his credit card...

Thanks x

( now there’s and offer you shouldn’t refuse!) "

Ooooooooooooo message me, I’m a sucker for an Irish accent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole "

Ahahahah oh sausage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I'll jizz on any one of you"

- Lib

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To LingerieLovesMe...

A smooth talking Irishman would love to take you to Agent Provocateur and go wild on his credit card...

Thanks x

( now there’s and offer you shouldn’t refuse!)

Ooooooooooooo message me, I’m a sucker for an Irish accent!"

Yes I’m blonde so I didn’t work it out despite the clue

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole "

Haha!!! As if you’d stop me!!!

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole

Haha!!! As if you’d stop me!!!"

Tom and sausage sitting in a tree....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not playing any more! Just sent the wrong person the wrong message!!!

I give up

Haha it’s ok

If I was that way inclined I’d let you lick my bum hole

Haha!!! As if you’d stop me!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play please...

A returning fabber with a new name

Welcome back. I recognise you, but I can’t remember what your name was before

Thank you hun... Was Sassymrs

Glad to be back xxx"

Yes!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""I'll jizz on any one of you"

- Lib"

Promises promises

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

FallenAngel a very good friend of mine, he’s like a bro to me wants you to know that he’s been secretly admiring you from afar and feels that you should drop him a message saying hi and getting to know him.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"FallenAngel a very good friend of mine, he’s like a bro to me wants you to know that he’s been secretly admiring you from afar and feels that you should drop him a message saying hi and getting to know him. "

That’s you isn’t it…

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"FallenAngel a very good friend of mine, he’s like a bro to me wants you to know that he’s been secretly admiring you from afar and feels that you should drop him a message saying hi and getting to know him.

That’s you isn’t it… "

he's not very good at this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in if anyone is playing

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter

I’m playing but I’m slightly inebriated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m playing but I’m slightly inebriated "

I'd play with you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I’m playing but I’m slightly inebriated

I'd play with you "

Ditto… why aren’t you in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m playing but I’m slightly inebriated

I'd play with you

Ditto… why aren’t you in my bed "

On way big man

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By *estcountryDadBodMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I’m playing but I’m slightly inebriated

I'd play with you

Ditto… why aren’t you in my bed

On way big man "

I’ll fluff the pillows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank God I'm not fancied

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton


"FallenAngel a very good friend of mine, he’s like a bro to me wants you to know that he’s been secretly admiring you from afar and feels that you should drop him a message saying hi and getting to know him.

That’s you isn’t it… "

It’s really not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a message for the entire thread from an anonymous poster. They asked me to tell you that funny worry as IT'S COMING HOME!

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"I have a message for _gent coulson from a delicious sort…

I hope you’re not watching the football alone"

just picked this up, been at a friends with a few other mates, so no I didn't watch it on my own

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

Thought I’d close this thread. In 3

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

2

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By *heNYCSausageMan  over a year ago

Everton

1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in.

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