I’ve just been up to the supermarket and as I was coming out there was a guy collecting for charity. Don’t ask me what charity as I don’t know.
He was stunningly crotch-moisteningly georgeous and all I heard was “hi blar blar blar blar”. He kept talking and I kept putting money in his tub. He could have been saying he was collecting for a piss-up with the lads for all I knew.