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"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! " We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get  | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" One of the perks talking to me! I don’t send dick pics unless specifically asked  | |||
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"Puts me off right away" It does put me off - for one completely ignoring my wishes and also... I just want to meet a man, not a dick. Is that too much to ask?  | |||
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"I haven’t yet gotten to the point with anyone where I’d feel I could send a dick pic, even if asked "That's not a bad place to be! | |||
"Yes.. But the same happens the other way around... I can be chatting to a lady.. Then out of the blue, with no persuasion... Boob pics... " Not sure if this is jokey - but if it isn't I just want to say there is a difference between the two (not just anatomically). Boob pics are not even considered pornographic or rude these days but genitalia are a bit in your face - so to speak! | |||
"Because it is clearly extremely attractive and should certainly be the centre of attention and the conversation. " | |||
"This has happened to me several times TODAY - maybe the sudden relaxing in lockdown rules makes people more frisky, who knows. Absolutely. We all know that outside of Fab, this is something some men do as a form of sexual harrassment, particularly when their advances are declined. But on here, when it's all bright and breezy I simply cannot understand the thought process that leads to them thinking that a photo of their cock is appropriate at that moment in time. Personally, I do not think it is ok to do that, especially when your profile states you do not want to receive dick pics - to me it feels a bit like a violation attempt. I say attempt because I just block and treat with the deserved contempt for ignoring my wishes. " | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?"  | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" Was the ciq (cock in question) amazing, unusual or in fancy dress? | |||
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"I don’t send one unless I’m asked for one and I can’t think of a time when a woman has messaged ‘ right baldy, show us yer cock!! - and I’ll let you fingerblast me in the bus stop!’ So far that message has never arrived!! "You’re messaging the wrong girls | |||
"I’d love to see if this happens in real life… oh it’s going well I’m gonna drop my pants "Exactly - what makes a grown-up (??) man think he can send an unsolicited dick picture - he would not (hopefully) do that in a pub? | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why? Was the ciq (cock in question) amazing, unusual or in fancy dress?" Standard issue | |||
"I don’t send one unless I’m asked for one and I can’t think of a time when a woman has messaged ‘ right baldy, show us yer cock!! - and I’ll let you fingerblast me in the bus stop!’ So far that message has never arrived!! " | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation!" Euw, the worst! | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why? Was the ciq (cock in question) amazing, unusual or in fancy dress? Standard issue" Priceless, M | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation!" Erch! Those along with lazy pull jeans part way down with tv on in background, o and I have an aversion to the face pic lieing in bed ,pouting and tounge poking too! | |||
"I don’t send one unless I’m asked for one and I can’t think of a time when a woman has messaged ‘ right baldy, show us yer cock!! - and I’ll let you fingerblast me in the bus stop!’ So far that message has never arrived!!
You’re messaging the wrong girls " do you have a list at all?? | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why? Was the ciq (cock in question) amazing, unusual or in fancy dress? Standard issue" Not even a comedic level of curve? No idea then! If it's getting during conversation, i'd at least take it against an awesome backdrop. Who doesn't love a cock pic set against a log fire backdrop | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" Because he's a dick? | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation! Erch! Those along with lazy pull jeans part way down with tv on in background, o and I have an aversion to the face pic lieing in bed ,pouting and tounge poking too!" Tongue sticking out, when they've left their socks on, trousers round their ankles... Just no!! | |||
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"It's funny how all the men I ask would never do this... Yet it still happens!" You’re asking in the forums - we’re the blokes that can hold a conversation - jump into general chat or a directing room and ‘watch your box fill with cocks!’ - sounds like a Paddy McGuinness catchphrase!! | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation! Erch! Those along with lazy pull jeans part way down with tv on in background, o and I have an aversion to the face pic lieing in bed ,pouting and tounge poking too! Tongue sticking out, when they've left their socks on, trousers round their ankles... Just no!!" Next you'll be saying we can't just pull our boxers down a bit before fucking you from behind (in about 80% of group pics on fab!) | |||
"It's funny how all the men I ask would never do this... Yet it still happens!" I don't even have any on my profile! | |||
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"It's funny how all the men I ask would never do this... Yet it still happens!" It's #NotAllMen again... | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation! With the "Facebook Dad" quadruple chin. Erch! Those along with lazy pull jeans part way down with tv on in background, o and I have an aversion to the face pic lieing in bed ,pouting and tounge poking too! Tongue sticking out, when they've left their socks on, trousers round their ankles... Just no!!" | |||
"OP. You probably need to realign you DICKDAR, many people have neglected to do this due to lockdown and the pandemic. How to realign your DICKDAR. 1. Before opening a conversation with a member of the dick owning fraternity, consider their profile. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: There is a plethora of penis pics There is a photo of said member hanging out the back of another member They make mention, often, of the immensity (girth, length, ability to unload) of their dick. If any of the above occurs, your DICKDAR should be pinging. If not, self maintain 2. If none of the above occurs and you begin conversation note the tone of discourse. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: They are very focussed on telling you what they would do to you with their magnificent beast. Short sentence answers (here the Dick is doing the thinking and will be quick to express itself) They focus on your pics. Comment frequently and often (they are angling for you to ask them about their penis pics, take too long and they will show you anyway). This two step approach should enable you to calibrate your DICKDAR, if you still have issues with detection, please contact me, and I will have a root around in your workings, note that this requires an internal investigation (Granny, can I PLEASE have my wristwatch back?) " You know, funny as this might seem (I guess it is when you are not at the receiving end ) I do those things, I look at the profile first etc.
And still, today has been an onslaught of unsolicited dick pics and I for one am fed up with them.
Somebody pass me a G & T and I might calm down! | |||
"OP. You probably need to realign you DICKDAR, many people have neglected to do this due to lockdown and the pandemic. How to realign your DICKDAR. 1. Before opening a conversation with a member of the dick owning fraternity, consider their profile. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: There is a plethora of penis pics There is a photo of said member hanging out the back of another member They make mention, often, of the immensity (girth, length, ability to unload) of their dick. If any of the above occurs, your DICKDAR should be pinging. If not, self maintain 2. If none of the above occurs and you begin conversation note the tone of discourse. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: They are very focussed on telling you what they would do to you with their magnificent beast. Short sentence answers (here the Dick is doing the thinking and will be quick to express itself) They focus on your pics. Comment frequently and often (they are angling for you to ask them about their penis pics, take too long and they will show you anyway). This two step approach should enable you to calibrate your DICKDAR, if you still have issues with detection, please contact me, and I will have a root around in your workings, note that this requires an internal investigation (Granny, can I PLEASE have my wristwatch back?) " Ah, so again the onus is on women to police the behaviour of men. Gotcha | |||
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"OP. You probably need to realign you DICKDAR, many people have neglected to do this due to lockdown and the pandemic. How to realign your DICKDAR. 1. Before opening a conversation with a member of the dick owning fraternity, consider their profile. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: There is a plethora of penis pics There is a photo of said member hanging out the back of another member They make mention, often, of the immensity (girth, length, ability to unload) of their dick. If any of the above occurs, your DICKDAR should be pinging. If not, self maintain 2. If none of the above occurs and you begin conversation note the tone of discourse. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: They are very focussed on telling you what they would do to you with their magnificent beast. Short sentence answers (here the Dick is doing the thinking and will be quick to express itself) They focus on your pics. Comment frequently and often (they are angling for you to ask them about their penis pics, take too long and they will show you anyway). This two step approach should enable you to calibrate your DICKDAR, if you still have issues with detection, please contact me, and I will have a root around in your workings, note that this requires an internal investigation (Granny, can I PLEASE have my wristwatch back?) Ah, so again the onus is on women to police the behaviour of men. Gotcha " Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. | |||
"I had one the other day. Was chatting them boom! Was an awful one too you know the kind sat on the toilet. End of conversation! Erch! Those along with lazy pull jeans part way down with tv on in background, o and I have an aversion to the face pic lieing in bed ,pouting and tounge poking too! Tongue sticking out, when they've left their socks on, trousers round their ankles... Just no!!" Wow wow.wow! What's wrong with leaving the socks on! 
I believe my most popular pic is the one with my socks on | |||
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" Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. " I think you are now missing the point. We are all aware that this is a swing site. It does not mean it is acceptable or courteous or respectful for a guy to send an unsolicited picture of his genitals. While some people might be ok with it, it is not acceptable to many women. It is reminiscent of the power up attitude of guys in the seventies and eighties who felt pinching you bum in the office was macho, a bit of fun and ok. It is not. | |||
"It's funny how all the men I ask would never do this... Yet it still happens!" This. Every women I know has had this happen to then and every guy I know says they would never do this. It’s like there’s a silent minority sending them to everyone. | |||
" Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. I think you are now missing the point. We are all aware that this is a swing site. It does not mean it is acceptable or courteous or respectful for a guy to send an unsolicited picture of his genitals. While some people might be ok with it, it is not acceptable to many women. It is reminiscent of the power up attitude of guys in the seventies and eighties who felt pinching you bum in the office was macho, a bit of fun and ok. It is not. " No I think you missed the point my original post was a joke…… | |||
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" Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. I think you are now missing the point. We are all aware that this is a swing site. It does not mean it is acceptable or courteous or respectful for a guy to send an unsolicited picture of his genitals. While some people might be ok with it, it is not acceptable to many women. It is reminiscent of the power up attitude of guys in the seventies and eighties who felt pinching you bum in the office was macho, a bit of fun and ok. It is not. No I think you missed the point my original post was a joke…… " Which, if you look back, I acknowledged. Come on, have a bit of empathy - it really is relentless on here sometime. We... I am asking for a tiny bit of respect and the courtesy of not being sent dick pics. | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. " Thanks for appreciating that it spoils things for some of us at times. I do not want to end up tarring the nice guys with the same brush
And yes, a filter would be amazing. Not sure it can be done easily. How would they differentiate between dicks and the sender's face.... (Joke!!!) | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. Thanks for appreciating that it spoils things for some of us at times. I do not want to end up tarring the nice guys with the same brush
And yes, a filter would be amazing. Not sure it can be done easily. How would they differentiate between dicks and the sender's face.... (Joke!!!) "When you upload a pic you are asked to specify how 'rude' it is. That could be added as a filter. | |||
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"OP. You probably need to realign you DICKDAR, many people have neglected to do this due to lockdown and the pandemic. How to realign your DICKDAR. 1. Before opening a conversation with a member of the dick owning fraternity, consider their profile. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: There is a plethora of penis pics There is a photo of said member hanging out the back of another member They make mention, often, of the immensity (girth, length, ability to unload) of their dick. If any of the above occurs, your DICKDAR should be pinging. If not, self maintain 2. If none of the above occurs and you begin conversation note the tone of discourse. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: They are very focussed on telling you what they would do to you with their magnificent beast. Short sentence answers (here the Dick is doing the thinking and will be quick to express itself) They focus on your pics. Comment frequently and often (they are angling for you to ask them about their penis pics, take too long and they will show you anyway). This two step approach should enable you to calibrate your DICKDAR, if you still have issues with detection, please contact me, and I will have a root around in your workings, note that this requires an internal investigation (Granny, can I PLEASE have my wristwatch back?) Ah, so again the onus is on women to police the behaviour of men. Gotcha Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. " No, I'm not not mortified at all, hence stating somewhere on the thread that I kind of get why they send them as an intro. My question was the reasoning why they do it mid conversation, completely out of the blue. I understood that your comment was a joke and my response was also slightly tongue in cheek. However, it has highlighted the general school of thought that simply by virtue of being on being on here, women are "up for it" and should expect dick-pics as standard. I don't consider that the case and whilst I've nothing against dicks or pics of, I do belive that men should be more considerate when contemplating sending them, than than it being a like it or lump it thing. | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. Thanks for appreciating that it spoils things for some of us at times. I do not want to end up tarring the nice guys with the same brush
And yes, a filter would be amazing. Not sure it can be done easily. How would they differentiate between dicks and the sender's face.... (Joke!!!) "This is a real issue… | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. " There is an app being developed so it will apply to any explicit photo being sent to your phone. It will all be blurred and you then decide if you want to see it or not. | |||
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"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. There is an app being developed so it will apply to any explicit photo being sent to your phone. It will all be blurred and you then decide if you want to see it or not. " Isn’t that Vodka?? Xx | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. There is an app being developed so it will apply to any explicit photo being sent to your phone. It will all be blurred and you then decide if you want to see it or not. Isn’t that Vodka?? Xx "I've considered using bleach on my eyes but never wasting my vodka | |||
"It would great if you was able to add a filter to accept/block explicit pics. There is an app being developed so it will apply to any explicit photo being sent to your phone. It will all be blurred and you then decide if you want to see it or not. Isn’t that Vodka?? Xx
I've considered using bleach on my eyes but never wasting my vodka "Ouch. | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" Because they are thick as shat. And it's thanks to those type of blokes that gets the test of us lumped into that category | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" To attempt to direct the chat where they want it to go. You think that it’s going well and you’re getting along, he was thinking “when are we going to get to the sex chat?” | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why? To attempt to direct the chat where they want it to go. You think that it’s going well and you’re getting along, he was thinking “when are we going to get to the sex chat?”" Bingo bango.  | |||
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"The worst are the ones from guys u haven’t heard in a while and it goes from 0-60 with a what’s up (at 1am) followed by a pic (or vid) of the hard dong. I mean…… “hey, hiii, how are you?? How’s it going? How’s the family? R u going abroad this year? ” "That never fails to amaze me either. I get a message, one that deserves attention. So I read it and craft an answer thinking "this one might have potential". I look at the pictures, great stuff not a cock shot in sight or maybe one or a full nude.. whatever,... still doing well. The second message I receive has miraculously moved from where I "would like to go for a social" if we get that far to... what I "would like to do to him in minute detail, please" What's wrong with me? | |||
"The worst are the ones from guys u haven’t heard in a while and it goes from 0-60 with a what’s up (at 1am) followed by a pic (or vid) of the hard dong. I mean…… “hey, hiii, how are you?? How’s it going? How’s the family? R u going abroad this year? ”
That never fails to amaze me either. I get a message, one that deserves attention. So I read it and craft an answer thinking "this one might have potential". I look at the pictures, great stuff not a cock shot in sight or maybe one or a full nude.. whatever,... still doing well.
The second message I receive has miraculously moved from where I "would like to go for a social" if we get that far to... what I "would like to do to him in minute detail, please"
What's wrong with me? "You really never can tell. Sometimes their profiles look, dare I say...classy and their messages are considered and articulate so you think yeah, he's got potential. Then all.of a sudden, SCHLONGALONGADINGDONG! | |||
"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why? To attempt to direct the chat where they want it to go. You think that it’s going well and you’re getting along, he was thinking “when are we going to get to the sex chat?”" This | |||
"The worst are the ones from guys u haven’t heard in a while and it goes from 0-60 with a what’s up (at 1am) followed by a pic (or vid) of the hard dong. I mean…… “hey, hiii, how are you?? How’s it going? How’s the family? R u going abroad this year? ”
That never fails to amaze me either. I get a message, one that deserves attention. So I read it and craft an answer thinking "this one might have potential". I look at the pictures, great stuff not a cock shot in sight or maybe one or a full nude.. whatever,... still doing well.
The second message I receive has miraculously moved from where I "would like to go for a social" if we get that far to... what I "would like to do to him in minute detail, please"
What's wrong with me?
You really never can tell.
Sometimes their profiles look, dare I say...classy and their messages are considered and articulate so you think yeah, he's got potential. Then all.of a sudden, SCHLONGALONGADINGDONG!" I tried singing that !!! | |||
" You really never can tell. Sometimes their profiles look, dare I say...classy and their messages are considered and articulate so you think yeah, he's got potential. Then all.of a sudden, SCHLONGALONGADINGDONG!" | |||
"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get "I have got what I have got, some love it some loath it, but I don’t send it in picture form unless previously agreed  | |||
" Sometimes their profiles look, dare I say...classy and their messages are considered and articulate so you think yeah, he's got potential. Then all.of a sudden, SCHLONGALONGADINGDONG!" How rude. (In my best Jar-Jar Binks voice). | |||
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"How about UWIPMZ? .. unprovoked wink in the private message zone "Always a bit random, isn't it | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that"? So weird, so...why?" Sorry I press the wrong button
It’s just some inexperienced person and think it’s the norm ? | |||
"I think it’s weird and unnecessary and is guaranteed to put me right off. So no todgers for me please "Noted. | |||
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"*Off to send vag pics to people I occasionally chat with*" I'd prefer a colour pic of your blue undies. | |||
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"*Off to send vag pics to people I occasionally chat with*" That had me in stitches! | |||
"*Off to send vag pics to people I occasionally chat with*" As long it’s trimmed or smooth. Not into Amazonian nature research | |||
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"I have a stock response, anyone wants to message me I'll happily forward it, its worked a treat for me "Do I have to send you my dick to see it? | |||
"Unsolicited dick pics = flashing and sexual harassment in my opinion. Just because fab is a swingers site does not mean you agree to have cock pic after cock pic rammed into your message box. Choosing to go looking for them, or inviting them still allows you the option to remove yourself from the situation." I concur | |||
"I have a stock response, anyone wants to message me I'll happily forward it, its worked a treat for me "I'll take a gander at it out of interest... always good to see how others respond | |||
"OP. You probably need to realign you DICKDAR, many people have neglected to do this due to lockdown and the pandemic. How to realign your DICKDAR. 1. Before opening a conversation with a member of the dick owning fraternity, consider their profile. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: There is a plethora of penis pics There is a photo of said member hanging out the back of another member They make mention, often, of the immensity (girth, length, ability to unload) of their dick. If any of the above occurs, your DICKDAR should be pinging. If not, self maintain 2. If none of the above occurs and you begin conversation note the tone of discourse. Your DICKDAR should start pinging if: They are very focussed on telling you what they would do to you with their magnificent beast. Short sentence answers (here the Dick is doing the thinking and will be quick to express itself) They focus on your pics. Comment frequently and often (they are angling for you to ask them about their penis pics, take too long and they will show you anyway). This two step approach should enable you to calibrate your DICKDAR, if you still have issues with detection, please contact me, and I will have a root around in your workings, note that this requires an internal investigation (Granny, can I PLEASE have my wristwatch back?) Ah, so again the onus is on women to police the behaviour of men. Gotcha Oh ffs really? You are on a website which has galleries and profiles of naked people of all genders, you may have pictures on your own profile that expose parts of yourself, you leave your inbox unfiltered and you are mortified to get a cock in it. My lord. " *passes the savlon and plasters* Your knuckles are bleeding  | |||
"I have a stock response, anyone wants to message me I'll happily forward it, its worked a treat for me
I'll take a gander at it out of interest... always good to see how others respond "I don't have it on here they won't let me but can send it via message | |||
"I have a stock response, anyone wants to message me I'll happily forward it, its worked a treat for me
I'll take a gander at it out of interest... always good to see how others respond
I don't have it on here they won't let me but can send it via message"What a message on here, inbox? | |||
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"I think OP is just hinting that she wants us all to send her dick pics. Go get her, lads!" Yes, some did see this as a cue to send dick-pics to women who have commented on the thread... | |||
"I think OP is just hinting that she wants us all to send her dick pics. Go get her, lads! Yes, some did see this as a cue to send dick-pics to women who have commented on the thread..." Soz. | |||
"The worst are the ones from guys u haven’t heard in a while and it goes from 0-60 with a what’s up (at 1am) followed by a pic (or vid) of the hard dong. I mean…… “hey, hiii, how are you?? How’s it going? How’s the family? R u going abroad this year? ”
That never fails to amaze me either. I get a message, one that deserves attention. So I read it and craft an answer thinking "this one might have potential". I look at the pictures, great stuff not a cock shot in sight or maybe one or a full nude.. whatever,... still doing well.
The second message I receive has miraculously moved from where I "would like to go for a social" if we get that far to... what I "would like to do to him in minute detail, please"
What's wrong with me?
You really never can tell.
Sometimes their profiles look, dare I say...classy and their messages are considered and articulate so you think yeah, he's got potential. Then all.of a sudden, SCHLONGALONGADINGDONG!" | |||
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"So you're having a fairly standard chat with someone, definitely not dirty talk or even particularly sexual and then BOOM, you get a Sudden Unsolicited Dick-Pic. What possesses a man to think "You know what, this conversation is going well, I think I'll randomly send her a photo of my cock, she'll fucking love that So weird, so...why?" This explains where I’m going wrong | |||
"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get "Would you not be disappointed if you got chatting to someone on here, arranged an meet and then when it came down to it he reveals nothing more then somthing that resembles a button mushroom? | |||
"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get
Would you not be disappointed if you got chatting to someone on here, arranged an meet and then when it came down to it he reveals nothing more then somthing that resembles a button mushroom? "Would you be disappointed if you ordered a mushroom stroganoff and there weren't any button mushrooms??? #justiceforbuttonmushrooms | |||
"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get
Would you not be disappointed if you got chatting to someone on here, arranged an meet and then when it came down to it he reveals nothing more then somthing that resembles a button mushroom? "Yes but he should still ask before sending something. | |||
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"Absolutely no idea! I always ask before I send one. Some people enjoy receiving them, so happy to oblige, but have never understood just sending them! We all know men are proud of their little soldiers and often send them with opening messages, presumably as they think it's bait to attract women. But just randomly dropping them into a conversation I really don't get
Would you not be disappointed if you got chatting to someone on here, arranged an meet and then when it came down to it he reveals nothing more then somthing that resembles a button mushroom?
Would you be disappointed if you ordered a mushroom stroganoff and there weren't any button mushrooms???
#justiceforbuttonmushrooms"#freethemushroom Actually craving a mushroom stroganoff now | |||
"I think it's probably because men are generally stimulated visually so it's a hard (pun intended( concept for some men that women aren't always visually stimulated, especially out the blue.... think of it like a cave man..... "well I like my dick so she must like my dick"" Yes, I get that. I've never sent a vag pic, let alone mid, unrelated conversation. | |||
"I think it's probably because men are generally stimulated visually so it's a hard (pun intended( concept for some men that women aren't always visually stimulated, especially out the blue.... think of it like a cave man..... "well I like my dick so she must like my dick" Yes, I get that. I've never sent a vag pic, let alone mid, unrelated conversation." I guess they like the shock value and because their dick is the best dick they've seen. They think you'll think that's the best dick you've seen and it'll stop you in your tracks and you'll worship it. I know what they mean though. My dick is the best dick I've seen. | |||
