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What was the last thing you had delivered to your door?
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lateral flow tests ... need to do one between 5.01pm tonight and 4.59pm Wednesday ... 
Ooo what are you attending Willy?
Court - got caught dogging  "
Oh you silly Willy, you're a pro at dogging; I thought you'd know not to visit the hotspots by now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A double glazing company's Flyer, asking if I wanted any of their windows?
CLUE: I already have Double Glazing installed.
Their Flyer is in the bin!"
Tbf they probably just paid someone to do a mass letterbox drop .. I doubt if they bothered checking. |
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"A milking machine. I've recently been back in touch with a submissive young lady who wants her breasts to start lactating. Interesting times ahead.
That sounds like a lot of fun  "
It would appear that real life has put the use of this milking machine on hold for a while.
Pity as I really wanna get using it on some lucky pair of nipples.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbor delivered me a giant organic cauliflower she had just harvested from her vegetable garden! It looked like something out of the day of the triffids!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A red pvc dress, that I don't like lol
Wondering why? It looks seriously good to me.  "
I just don't think it's very flattering, and the material is weird. It's like an 80s plastic table cloth lol. I should have gone for latex I think. |
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So excited I got 3 loads out today* 
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I was just craving a McDs brekkie after lushing at wkend
Double bacon MC muffin & a double sausage one... Yums
(exciting isn't it 
