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"Three day eventer for a ride" ![]() | |||
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"Man seeks lady traffic warden for a car park romp?" ![]() | |||
"Cabinet minister for a complete fuck up" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Builder for an erection" ![]() | |||
"Woman seeks spy for a secret affair " ![]() | |||
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"seeking RSPCA Officer for dogging experience" ![]() | |||
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"Fairy tale author for a happy ending " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hairdresser for a quick blow job." ![]() | |||
"Woman seeks gynaecologist for a good fingering. " ![]() | |||
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"Gardener to trim my bush..." ![]() | |||
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"Software engineer to plug onto my hardware " ![]() | |||
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"Man seeks a knife sharpener as I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ![]() Thank god for that! ![]() | |||
"A plumber to sort out the pipes" ![]() | |||
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"Food critic to hide the sausage " ![]() | |||
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"man seeks glue manufacturer to bond with" ![]() ![]() | |||
"Cocktail waitress for sex on the beach" ![]() | |||
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"Under water scaffolder! " Hmmm, needs explaining. | |||
"female barrister in court without briefs" ![]() | |||
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"man seeks greengrocer to share in forbidden fruit" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Man seek woman who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. " ![]() | |||
"Man seeks lady plumber to help relieve backed up pipes.." ![]() | |||
"Man seeks lady called wendy to buy her house" ...with love tokens! | |||
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"Man seeks violent zoologist to spank the monkey" ![]() | |||
"A lady with a very small apiary who wouldn't mind me getting to grips with her 36 bees. " ![]() | |||
"A carpet-seller for a rough shag. " ![]() | |||
"An expert in pankakes to assist me with my tossing. " ![]() | |||
"adventurous trapeze artist for a fling. What other professions would go down well with a simple invite?" …nurse for some TLC ![]() | |||
"A bird-spotter for tits, a shag and a swallow. " ![]() | |||
"Man seeks seismologist so I can give her an earthquake" ![]() | |||
"Man seeks taxidermist for an expert stuffing" ![]() | |||
"Man seeks virologist to raise his temperature ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hat salesgirl to fuck her over the bonnet ![]() ![]() | |||