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"Three day eventer for a ride" | |||
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"Man seeks lady traffic warden for a car park romp?" | |||
"Cabinet minister for a complete fuck up" | |||
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"Builder for an erection" That is just too much...a good un. | |||
"Woman seeks spy for a secret affair " Very clever. | |||
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"seeking RSPCA Officer for dogging experience" Your killing me now! | |||
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"Fairy tale author for a happy ending " Too much | |||
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"Hairdresser for a quick blow job." I'm laughing. | |||
"Woman seeks gynaecologist for a good fingering. " | |||
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"Gardener to trim my bush..." Without taking too much off! | |||
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"Software engineer to plug onto my hardware " A good un! | |||
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"Man seeks a knife sharpener as I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. " Thank god for that! | |||
"A plumber to sort out the pipes" | |||
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"Food critic to hide the sausage " That's a killer! | |||
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"man seeks glue manufacturer to bond with" That's class | |||
"Cocktail waitress for sex on the beach" How could she refuse! | |||
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"Under water scaffolder! " Hmmm, needs explaining. | |||
"female barrister in court without briefs" Don't do this to me... it's too exciting! | |||
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"man seeks greengrocer to share in forbidden fruit" | |||
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"Man seek woman who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe. " A firefighting female maybe? | |||
"Man seeks lady plumber to help relieve backed up pipes.." A Classic. | |||
"Man seeks lady called wendy to buy her house" ...with love tokens! | |||
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"Man seeks violent zoologist to spank the monkey" | |||
"A lady with a very small apiary who wouldn't mind me getting to grips with her 36 bees. " Sounds good? | |||
"A carpet-seller for a rough shag. " | |||
"An expert in pankakes to assist me with my tossing. " | |||
"adventurous trapeze artist for a fling. What other professions would go down well with a simple invite?" …nurse for some TLC | |||
"A bird-spotter for tits, a shag and a swallow. " Excellent! | |||
"Man seeks seismologist so I can give her an earthquake" How could she refuse! | |||
"Man seeks taxidermist for an expert stuffing" | |||
"Man seeks virologist to raise his temperature " | |||
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"Hat salesgirl to fuck her over the bonnet " Top man! | |||