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Yay!! It’s Massive Minge Monday!
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over a year ago
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"Pussy pump dusted off. 
Secure the seal with lube.
(To be honest that has at least 3 wildly different interpretations) "
I'm surprised you stopped yourself from disclosing them all. |
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"Pussy pump dusted off.
Secure the seal with lube.
(To be honest that has at least 3 wildly different interpretations)
I'm surprised you stopped yourself from disclosing them all."
I think at least one of them would get me arrested |
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"I don't have a massive minge but I am a mammoth cunt. Will that do?
Do you have rusks?
Always keep a packet in the cupboard, yes."
You are detailing my thread!!!
Come one come all. A shout out to the Monmouthshire Mega Minge Massive
And the Clapton Clunge Collective
And special mention to the Queens Queef Quorum
Flap your lips for Gareth and the boys! |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)"
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” "
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” "
If things slow down we can play “name that quim” (I’ve always liked Brian) |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots” "
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun "
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) "
Haha hahaha!
Can I change it everytime someone gets it right? |
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop)
Haha hahaha!
Can I change it everytime someone gets it right? "
Your game your rules Evie. We do not stifle innovation here |
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"No clunge here sorry OP and I’m not even much of a cunt, but thanks for such a funny thread. Much needed relief on the Forum.  "
To be honest. It did not turn into the echo chamber I had hoped for….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finally my time to shine!
Climb on the Mega Muff, we are going on a magical mystery minge tour. Sounds like a psycodelec porn (excuse spelling)
We are playing party games. I’ve got “call my muff”, “play your minge right” and everyone’s favourite. “How many carrots”
Oh I once did how many dinner candles..... That was fun
Ooh new game. “What’s in Evie’s Foo?” (We can do that one at the first rest stop) "
I'm trying so hard not to LOL at my desk  |
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central.
Noted.
“Drop on in” is our motto 
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”? "
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive. "
She does have a nice mouth though ..... |
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central.
Noted.
“Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists "
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive.
She does have a nice mouth though ....."
Thank you  |
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central.
Noted.
“Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too? "
Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half |
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central.
Noted.
“Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too?
Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half "
Same wavelength. Frightening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Il just stick with my massive face
That is truly not in the spirit. Unless we play. “Belle’s Heads-Up”. Which may be a stretch, even for the Midlands Massive.
She does have a nice mouth though .....
Thank you "
Could you wear that lovely red lipstick in your pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm looks like the Midlands is Cavernous Clunge Central.
Noted.
“Drop on in” is our motto
Do you play. “Who’s got Brian’s Wristwatch”?
Yes and every other Sunday we play “Where’s Derek’s Welly” for the foot fetishists
Ooh Lordy. Do you have Mystery Muff Printing too?
Ofcourse we do, it’s like potato printing but we’re already split in half
Same wavelength. Frightening "
brilliant your two got me pmsl |
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